Wednesday, June 24th 2009

Marilyn Manson Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

After all these years, Marilyn Manson is still saying shit that sounds like it came directly from the MySpace journal of an angsty 14-year-old Emo kid. Marilyn's words of creepiness used to make my soul weep like Michelle Duggar's uterus, but now I just shrug and say, "That's Mari!" Which leads us to an interview Marilyn did with Spin Magazine. Marilyn talks about how his break-up with Evan Rachel Wood left him so sad-like that he cut himself up and still dreams about hitting her in the head with a Peter Gabriel song.

Marilyn said, "I sing about it on 'Into the Fire.' I say, 'If you want to hit bottom, don't bother trying to take me with you.' My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn't speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. And I did have an experience where I was struggling to deal with being alone and being forsaken and being betrayed by putting your trust in one person, and making the mistake of that being the wrong person. And that's a mistake that everyone can relate to. I made the mistake of trying to, desperately, grasp on and save that and own it. And every time I called her that day -- I called 158 times -- I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands."

"I look back and it was a really stupid thing to do. This was intentional, this was a scarification, and this was like a tattoo. I wanted to show her the pain she put me through. It was like, 'I want you to physically see what you've done.' It sounds made up but it's completely true and I don't give a shit if people believe it or not. I've got the scars to prove it. I didn't want people to ask me every time I did an interview, 'Oh, is this record about your relationship with your ex-girlfriend?' But that damage is part of it, and the song 'I Want to Kill You Like They Do in The Movies' is about my fantasies. I have fantasies every day about smashing her skull in with a sledgehammer."

Doesn't that just sound like something you'd find on the t-shirt in a clearance bin at Hot Topic?

At least Marilyn isn't cutting up his beautiful face anymore. That's not good. By the looks of him today (see above if you haven't already been blinded), it looks like the only thing he's been cutting up lately is pie. And really, that's a good thing. Don't cut your face, cut up a pie instead!

Posted by: Michael K


Holy crap he's how old?? Get a f**king grip! he sounds like a whiny 12 year old girl..

Miss thang needs to step away from the cheese fries!

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Submitted by mb00 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:04pm

He's a LaVeyan Satanist, which pretty much has little to do with actual Satanism whatsoever. If I'm correct, it loosely sympathizes for the biblical Satan to praise his selfish ideals...but they just attached the word "Satan" to it because it sounds cool and attracts all the wannabes and try-hards to it a la Manson.

But I never pay attention to religion, even though judging by my slight understanding, it's a philosophy.

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I wonder how much longer Marilyn Manson is going to continue fooling himself that he's so fucking mysterious and creepy bitching and crying about his trifling kindergoth ex-girlfriend.

Everything about him screams fake and whiny. You'd think that with how evil Marilyn Manson advertises himself to be, that he'd grow a thicker skin to being dumped. I'd find him endearing if he wasn't always so overdramatic, pretentious, and exaggerated.

There's a place and time for his alter ego, and I can't really take a person seriously when he or she takes that ego with them everywhere they go.

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He/She looks like Tiny Tim. Maybe he should do a remake of "Tiptoe through the Tulips?"

Mickey Anonymouse's picture

Nine Inch Fails

z-listed's picture

What a dopey nerd he is! Saturday Night Live had it right years ago when they riffed on the Goths, showing them to be nerdy little nothings underneath all that Satan crap they spew.

You are right again, MK, how long will he keep this shit up?

mb00's picture

I thought he was all "evil" and shit. He's not suppose to feel pain, shouldn't he be laughing at it instead?
How stupid.
And what's he whining about being alone for christmas, isn't he all like a member of the the church of satan or something? He wouldn't even be celebrating christmas or making it such a big deal. Whatever with this ugly ass posser.

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my fiance just walked by and said, "is that kirstie alley?"
and he was not joking.

PS. If this bitch is claiming to only be 40 its a lie. He was in his 30s when I was in high school and that was forever ago.
I sure as fuck hope he stays away from those assless chaps- girlfriend is huge!

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Did anyone else read the full interview? It was actually quite interesting.

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Ol' girl is gettin a little bit chunky there! Her face isn't looking to great these days!

Katt's picture

Oh STFU Marilyn Manson. Creepy insecure fuck can't even date women his own age. And talking about killing your ex with a sledgehammer is not OK. If I were Evan I'd get a restraining order so fast it'd make your head spin.
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Cara's picture

I still like Manson. He's smart, even if he does say stupid things sometimes. There are far bigger musical evils in the world - I'm looking at you, Miley Cyrus.

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@Bda:

Nice icon, I have it on my desktop.

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he's a mess but I loooove him
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BlueOrchid's picture

I find this pretty sad and very disppointing. Marilyn Manson's slipped through the years but he always seemed like a really smart guy, albeit a few instances of fuckery here and there. Living with a mental illness can be devastating and I hope that for the sake of himself and those who care about him, he gets some help.

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wow, he's only 40? I thought he was AT LEAST 60.

Who liked this guy in the first place? Why would a 40 year old glamorize serial killing?

Yes, act like a FUCKING PSYCHO. Cut yourself, whine to the media, blame her for everything, call obsessively, and DEFINITELY do drugs. That's gonna get the girl! Jesus, WTF. One of my exes tried that 'pity me' bullshit, he threatened to hang himself on my front porch cause he "couldn't live without me". I told him to do it on Halloween so I could save on decorations.

And how the hell do these damn celebrities get away with OPENLY ADMITTING to doing/possessing drugs, while I get pulled over, searched, and breathalyzed if my tire so much as touches the center line?

"I say, 'If you want to hit bottom, don't bother trying to take me with you.'"
-Uh, it kinda sounds like you're the one hitting bottom, Marilyn. She's prancing around with other methfaces now.

"I was struggling to deal with being alone and being forsaken and being betrayed by putting your trust in one person."
-I figured out *as a teenager* that you can't put that kind of pressure on anyone and expect it not to explode in your face. I'd feel bad for you if you were 17 and this was your first serious relationship and you'd lost your virginity to her and stuff. But you're not and it wasn't and you didn't.

"I called 158 times."
-Thinking, as you kept count, "I'm going to mention this in an interview someday..."

"I wanted to show her the pain she put me through. It was like, 'I want you to physically see what you've done.'"
-Have you ever heard of borderline personality disorder? Research it. Stop making us bipolar people look bad. You're nothing but an immature manipulator.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Eh, Evan Rachel Wood used him like a maxi pad. I knew it when they were talking about their "love" and he was going on and an about how much she understands him, and she was going on and on about how "creative and inspiring" his house was, and how she wanted a music career. Serves him right, though. My only thought is, how messed up is Dita Von Teese if she put up with this emo-douche for yeeeeeears.

Bda's picture

He is such a fucking loser poser. He is like 50 years old what a loser.

oldpossum's picture

I think he just ate a whole rhubarb pie! *lol*

shit man, you guys are funny as fuck.

thank you from saving me from the ninth circle of hell while my parents are visiting.

Suzy Farkis's picture

If this is what he admits publicly several months after the fact, imagine what he was like in the relationship. I don't think he's capable of thinking about anyone but himself.

madam s.'s picture

"My walls were covered with scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall". Oh jesus. Why does this give me the impression he still lives with his mother, paints his room black to her chagrin, and the "cocaine" bags nailed to the wall have caused his poor mom to yell up again "Brian! Did you take all of my baking flour again?!".

Seriously though, he should get some of that coke down and do a little, and see if he can't lose a few.

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"the only thing he's been cutting up lately is pie"

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LOL@the only thing he's been cutting up lately is pie. HA!

Um..yeah - isn't it about time for this guy to morph into Tiny Tim?

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dannysgrl's picture

LMAO at cutting up a pie instead of his face. Okay MK that made me laugh.

dadada's picture

I don't see the difference between what Madonna does now, Eminem, The Rolling Stones, or any other performer doing their acts that made them famous when they first started. People line up for them and as long as tickets are being sold they will continue to perform even if it means, using a cane and a walker!I don't condone this but it's their bread and butter.

babybunny's picture

I can just see this turd in a nursing home still wearing makeup and leather, and trying to hard to be an edgy 70 year old, hitting on old memaws...with his angst ridden poems...and them just patting him on his knee and saying "there, there....poor Mari"...his double chin really cracks me up...

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He is morphing into fat Boy
George with a nasty black wig

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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:05am.
He looks like my 41 year old sister in law.

I can see that you are not very fond of her. LOL

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She She peritta's picture

LOL! What a douche!

Tracy Lynn's picture

He looks like my 41 year old sister in law.

He's got the same puffy face with the extra chin, smeared lipstick, caked on make up, badly plucked brows, thin scraggly hair, and chubby fingers.

MK I am assuming that is is POST cutting face.

starsign's picture

@ Marilyn,

1. What goes around...
2. You reap what you sow
3. Karma is a major bitch!

I cannot believe that this guy is 40 years old! He sounds like an angst ridden teenage boy. Maybe if he had gone out with someone closer to his own age he wouldn't be in this predicament. She was almost 20 years his junior for christ sake. She would still be going through the trials and tribulations of a young person. While Pops Manson should be acting his age and not living vicariously through youngins'.

Grow up gramps, you ain't no hip young thing ANYMORE! Deal with it.

squiggles's picture

Yawn. He may be thinking/feeling/doing this stuff (and if he is he needs therapy), but as always part of his motivation for actually talking about this is for shock value. Most of what he does always has been. He and his music haven't been making any impression for a while now, so talking about taking a sledgehammer to his young actress ex (whose career is atually moving) is the perfect way to get him back in the papers.

Way to wear your issues on your sleeve...I'm talking not necessarily about his feelings/behavior but more about his compulsive need for attention.

Possum's picture

I have never liked this whiny, fake, douchebag ass clown.

When did Jon Lovitz grow out his hair and start smearing lipstick on his face?

banjjo's picture

He's even more fucked up than I thought. I always hoped he just looked insanely weird but was actually bordering on normal. Why the hell would he tell us he did those things and is thinking those things. A sledgehammer? He's disgusting. He'll be the subject of my nightmares.

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@gia:

I think that women without much life experience probably see him as fun, mysterious and exciting, and are willing to do whatever he wants because of that. Women with more life experience, regardless of age, probably see him as selfish, manipulative and immature.

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gia's picture

Maybe if he grew up & watched his drug use, he would be able to have a successful relationship & not be so alone. He needs to stop whining & either be a bad ass or not...I dont love Manson as a person or anything, but ERW is a little girl & is hardly worth the angst. I do wonder how he is a boyfriend though & if he treats them well or is just a major tool.

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-"Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:13am."

YUCK!! I forgot about James Woods and his younger chick. Talk about desperate, eh?.

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I think he was trying to cut the pop marks from his youth out of his face and then decided to blame a bitch.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

I think our society is entirely too litigious. However, if one of my exes said this about me: "But that damage is part of it, and the song 'I Want to Kill You Like They Do in The Movies' is about my fantasies. I have fantasies every day about smashing her skull in with a sledgehammer." I'd be filling out an EPO. If he's really that immature, what's to say he won't carry out that fantasy?

PS I'm such a bitch, exes probably have said that or worse about me. The difference is, I didn't know about it!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:09am

i posted this in the open thread but since yo commented on it, james wood is 62 dating a 22 yo and he wanted her back when she was 18...

tHats ick. nast.

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RichBitch's picture

God he's pathetic. And fat.

Every single thing Michael K said in that post is so right on- especially the pie comment!!!!

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See? This is the type of man who goes after way younger chicks. A guy with the mentality of a boy, what the hell do we expect?.

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Submitted by devilgirl
He is so bloated. Is he on his period?
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