Marilyn Manson Is Getting Too Old For This Shit
After all these years, Marilyn Manson is still saying shit that sounds like it came directly from the MySpace journal of an angsty 14-year-old Emo kid. Marilyn's words of creepiness used to make my soul weep like Michelle Duggar's uterus, but now I just shrug and say, "That's Mari!" Which leads us to an interview Marilyn did with Spin Magazine. Marilyn talks about how his break-up with Evan Rachel Wood left him so sad-like that he cut himself up and still dreams about hitting her in the head with a Peter Gabriel song.
Marilyn said, "I sing about it on 'Into the Fire.' I say, 'If you want to hit bottom, don't bother trying to take me with you.' My lowest point was Christmas Day 2008, because I didn't speak to my family. My walls were covered in scrawlings of the lyrics and cocaine bags nailed to the wall. And I did have an experience where I was struggling to deal with being alone and being forsaken and being betrayed by putting your trust in one person, and making the mistake of that being the wrong person. And that's a mistake that everyone can relate to. I made the mistake of trying to, desperately, grasp on and save that and own it. And every time I called her that day -- I called 158 times -- I took a razorblade and I cut myself on my face or on my hands."
"I look back and it was a really stupid thing to do. This was intentional, this was a scarification, and this was like a tattoo. I wanted to show her the pain she put me through. It was like, 'I want you to physically see what you've done.' It sounds made up but it's completely true and I don't give a shit if people believe it or not. I've got the scars to prove it. I didn't want people to ask me every time I did an interview, 'Oh, is this record about your relationship with your ex-girlfriend?' But that damage is part of it, and the song 'I Want to Kill You Like They Do in The Movies' is about my fantasies. I have fantasies every day about smashing her skull in with a sledgehammer."
Doesn't that just sound like something you'd find on the t-shirt in a clearance bin at Hot Topic?
At least Marilyn isn't cutting up his beautiful face anymore. That's not good. By the looks of him today (see above if you haven't already been blinded), it looks like the only thing he's been cutting up lately is pie. And really, that's a good thing. Don't cut your face, cut up a pie instead!
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You know, thinking about it, MM loves to play with people's heads and I bet he dumped all of this nonsense out there to make ERW think that she somehow had it all over him. I never thought he cared about her, he just cared about sticking it to Dita, who did not give a shit about him by then. He is a pathetic man-child trying to hold on to relevancy by appealing to fucked up teenagers and psychotics.
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bitchette if your out there will you put the gosslin hait on him???
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:00am.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:53am.
MORNING DG!!!!!
MM is beyond has-been, he's a has-chin.
I wonder if he's ever thought about how he made Dita feel?
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:53am.
Those chins ROCK!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
How old is MM? He's still pining over a teenager? Serious issues. He should be ashamed of himself.
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Those chins ROCK!
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:42am.
This is why his gfs continue to be so much younger than him; to them, he’s edgy and dangerously ‘romantic’.
To women is his own age group, he’s nothing more than a surly teenager with behavioural issues.
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EXACTLY!!
I can't relate to the cutting or 158 calls, but I can relate to the painful desperation losing someone you love can cause. I'm going through the beginning stages of a divorce and the emotional turmoil is horrendous.
Talking about bashing her head in with a sledgehammer is the type of shit that would land him in court if he weren't famous. That is fucking scary! If I were Evan, I would take that quote (the whole interview, really) & file for a restraining order. Not like a piece of paper will keep him from actually bashing her head in (and I don't actually think he would do it), but I wouldn't fuck around with a "fantasy" like that. No matter how mad I've ever been at someone (or how hurt or heartbroken I've been), I have NEVER thought about something as sick as that... And IF I had, I wouldn't be stupid enough to talk about it in a magazine interview because if you're balanced & sane, you know that sounds crazy.
I used to respect MM for being himself & not giving a shit what anyone thought - but he has turned into a total freak, and MK is right - he is too old (and too fat) for this crap.
Doesn't Manson look like Dave Grohl in the video for Learn to Play where he's dressed as that fat lady? They're in the airplane and they all wear different costumes. Anyway, I just thought that was funny. I thought coke made you skinny. I guess if you add a 12 inch Blimpie it makes you chubby.
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too old and TOO FAT
Fatty.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
I am just looking at that picture imagining him seeing a table of food or cake or something and in in motion to eat it...
OMG what a GREAT pic!!!
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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!
I think he went all cutter hallucinating from all of the drugs and alcohol he has floating around in his head. Does he even leave the house without a glass of absinthe in his hand anymore? He's like a gothier Julian from the Trailer Park Boys TV show; always with a drink in his hand. It seems like all of these middle-aged rockstars from the 90s that used to look down their nose at their rockstar predecessors 10-20 years ago are doing the exact same shit they used to make fun of. Basically, grow the fuck up, no one cares about your "cutter" diary entries.
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So true SeH LOL I can't deal with someone more fucked up than I am. I got my own shit to handle I don't need their baggage too. That being said the pie comment is hilarious I was thinkin the same like damn he's getting a double chin and everything
LOL @ all the Fatty McFatFat jokes.
I had a lame ass bf who would always threaten suicide or talk about hurting himself whenever we'd get into it. That's the lamest sh*t someone can pull. It's also a HUGE red flag and should tell you to run like the wind because no one wants to be with someone more effed up then themselves.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:17am.
Do you think he left 158 voicemails? 158 voicemails with the sound of rustling Dorito bags, candybar wrappers and sobbing.
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I actually giggled out loud after reading this. GOL!
Well, if we were all wondering before which one did the dumping, I think we all know now. Not that we really care.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:20am.
Guys, if you call a woman, 1-3 times and she doesn't answer, chances are she doesn't want to talk to you. Call her 158 times and she is going to start throwing parties and have friends over to witness the pathetic spectacle of you crawling on your belly!
True. At least save the voicemails; you might need them later.
If "IT" elects to wear red lipstick then "IT" should have "IT'S" teeth bleached!
Okay, and another thing:
Guys, if you call a woman, 1-3 times and she doesn't answer, chances are she doesn't want to talk to you. Call her 158 times and she is going to start throwing parties and have friends over to witness the pathetic spectacle of you crawling on your belly!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YfvBbxE1vU
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
His rant screams me, me, me. What a egostical, whiny asshole.
He calls his ex-girlfriend 158 times in one day. Err, yeah, that's not pathetic. Then, he blames her for the pain that he inflicts upon his fug face. I hope that he gets flack for his fantasies about using a sledgehammer on her skull.
I don't recall Dita or Evan Rachel Wood talking smack about this 40-year-old emo. They've quietly moved on.
Do you think he left 158 voicemails? 158 voicemails with the sound of rustling Dorito bags, candybar wrappers and sobbing.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Next he is going to tell us he now listens to Fall Out Boy! Christ Marilyn, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He is so bloated. Is he on his period?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Dear MM: If she left you with no scars, Imagine what she would do when she sees you with your face all cut. Dumbass..
Here's the deal, you get dumped, you go to the gym, you look hot , you unintentionally cross paths and when she sees you looking like a hot Thing, you diss her... I heard that is what's works :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:21am.
Yea, this act is old and tired.
Wonder how many Twinkies & Lil Debbie Swiss Rolls this moron slams down a day? He's porking out nicely.
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lol. And I think he's losing his hair. One day he's going to look like Uncle Fester.
I love the tags:
Gross
Too Much Information
Why Are You Doing This To Us?
Yeah Okay
Wait a sec, his nails are not painted black!! Is he starting to go soft or something??
He looks like Cher who just found out she gets a new son.
Did he have a popsicle-eating contest before his performance? At least wipe your mouth, ya sloppy fat bastard! It's a shame Boy George let himself go like that.
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This is the reason that lipliner for some should be de rigeuer! Living proof of why Pammy piles hers on! No bleeding! Or in this case--hemorrhaging!
Oh Marilyn, desperately trying so hard to remain 'edgy' and counter-culture and underground and whatever other lame adjective you probably see yourself as. If you don't want your heart broken, don't date 19-year-olds. Especially 19-year-old famous actresses looking to destroy their clean-cut image so they can get more adult roles. Fucking duh.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:38am.
I'm surprised this isn't tagged "Your Vagina Is Large" because dude is a PUSSAY.
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LOL!!!!!!! ISMU just turned this into a Caption This!
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Pffffft! Don't most of us all have fantasies about beating in the heads of our ex's with a sledgehammer? I know I do! Don't judge, my ex was a VERY bad man!
Also, I am thinking MM may want to get some pro-help for the issues he is having. I am no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar! Okay I am quoting Miss Thang, but it seemed to fit!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
MM turned a phase that should have been over with in a few years into a career, and now a way of life. Little boy needs to grow up.
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too old & too fat!
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Emo, WTF is that shit? Goth for pussies?
If he was hell-bent on cutting himself, he could have at least done us all a favor and sliced off one of those chins. EW.
EEG, I totally agree. It would turn me on BIG TIME for somebody to tell me they wanted to smash my skull in with a sledgehammer. I would come running back STAT! How freaking romantic!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
The bitch is ten? She has the attention span of a tadpole, no matter how "mature" she is for her age. You're old and weird as shit. More press for her and it made her look like some sort of freaky genius piece of hotness. But did you think it would be forevah? Didn't you take wedding vows with Dita von Tesse for that shit?
Can the Satan just collect his spawn already. We're all SO over it.
He's ten levels of FAIL. What a loser.
I still can't believe hot bitches like Dita and Evan fell for this fucker. They must've been on some serious shit.
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
He's FORTY FUCKING YEARS OLD! Pathetic.
This is why his gfs continue to be so much younger than him; to them, he’s edgy and dangerously ‘romantic’.
To women is his own age group, he’s nothing more than a surly teenager with behavioural issues.
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I'm surprised this isn't tagged "Your Vagina Is Large" because dude is a PUSSAY.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
This goth shit is so boring. *yawn*
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
I am pretty sure not all of this Dear Diary a la Veronica from "Heathers" moment was about just Evan Rachel, I smell some P. Dita Von Titty hate in there.
But what do I know, I pay zero attention to Ms. Marilyn Manson.
Maybe he was on his period.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Tsk, tsk. Smeared lipstick, Marilyn. A definite Don't.
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Bottom-feeder.
boo hoo. grow the fuck up or take it to a therapist you worthless piece of shit.
OMG. I hate to say this because I love Cass Elliott, but he looks like a Goth Mama Cass.
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