Nick Lachey And Vanessa Manilafolders Are Over
The poster couple for Ambien, Tittay Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders, have quit the love! UsWeekly reports that Nick and Va...zzz...zzzz...zzzz..zzzzz See, even the thought of these two bring the sleepies faster than the soothing sounds of the rainforest. Just reading their names makes you want to fluff up a pillow, put your hand on your crotch and fall asleep! Anyway, surrender to the zzzzs or pop a No-Doz and read on.
Nick and Vanessa started dating right after he split up with Jessica Simpson in 2006. A source said, "It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends. They still care about each other very much. This is what's best for both of them."
You know, why can't whores stop with the "we're still friends" noise? Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals. So a more accurate statement would be: "It was an amicable break-up. They are still fucking. This is what's best for both of them." The end.
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wow, I'm just now noticing all the freaking veins all over her legs, gross!
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i bet they broke up cuz nick don't want to get remarried. didn't vanessa talk about getting married/kids? probably scared the poor sucker off.
Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:19am.
On a more interesting note, I just dropped my ink pen under my desk at work while trying to decide if it's too early to get some more coffee.
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Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:21pm.
~yawn~
Nick should have left this twat two years ago.
She's nothing. No one cares about her.
What Nick needs to do is hook back up with Jessica. Now that's MUST-SEE-REALITY-TV *L*
From your mouth to...
I did not watch Chestica and Nick's reality show - how long ago was that shit anyway? - but I've heard great things about it.
Was it akin to "Being Bob Brown"? 'Cause if it was, damn it must have been a great guilty pleasure kind of deal. God only knows I'm always looking for trashy shows to watch, while running on a treadmill.
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Submitted by Youri on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:05am.
I'd still hit Nick. I bet he likes it nasty and hard.
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I think you're right. Can't believe no one has mentioned the bruises all over her thighs.
Didn't Jessica just get a show? they both can raise their profiles by doing a whole getting back together thing...orchestrated by Papa Joe of course.
It's not like either one of them have anything on the frontburner career wise.
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She was always too hot of a piece for him.
I heard he's hung like a lightswitch and that's why Chestica couldn't stop dicking around on him. Manilafolders is boring but I'd love to have a body like that. *whimpers*
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Nick should have left this twat two years ago.
She's nothing. No one cares about her.
What Nick needs to do is hook back up with Jessica. Now that's MUST-SEE-REALITY-TV *L*
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theyre so last 2 yearish.
who cares? i had forgotten about them.
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He probably got tired of her trying to use the media to make him pop the question.
But I gues she finally learned how to read and discovered that trannies (aside from Usher's wife) aren't fertile.
And don't aspire to look like her from the neck down. For it looks as if she has MAACO-style bondo on her thighs.
She can tuck the peen nicely tho.
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I've always liked Nick, and I like him even more now that Vanilla has exited stage left. It would be lovely if a sex tape featuring Nick was leaked. Bonus points if it's a solo or him with Jeff Timmons.
I'd hit that until his dick eroded, I'm not gonna lie. *climax*
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Chestica recently announced her return to television, and Nick has announced his amicable break-up Vanilla.
Methinks that there is Jess-Nick-Reunion-faux-reality-show fuckery afoot.
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He was probably cheating on her anyway.
I'd kill to look like her from he neck down. She used him for his money and for what she thought he could do for her career. Behind the scenes she is a neurotic, alcoholic mess and good on him for finally dumping her no-talent ass.
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Nick is just too much a regular guy for these celeb whores to deal with & he cant handle them either...Why doesnt he just hook up with a make up artist or a stylist, someone who works in Hollywood, but isnt so high maintenance & craving so much limelight.
I like Nick, always have. I think he really loved that dumb bitch, Chestica, and was really hurt by her. I guess I would love to see her chasing after him now.
As far as Manillafolders, who gives a shit? Unattractive famewhore.
Fairly or not, I've always assumed Vanessa Millino (sp?) was an attention-greedy fame whore without much talent and no real right to be famous.
I've always assumed Nick Lachay was the same deal, however his level of middling notoriety was one degree (not 98) higher than hers and that's why she's leeched off him for fame.
If Justin Timberlake even hinted that he'd want a piece of her, she'd drop Nick faster than she did remedial fashion sense 101.
On the plus side, Nick's semi-smash "What's Left of Me" gets played regularly over the PA at the grocery store. It makes the pain of high prices for artichokes less devastating to the heart.
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Dummy Manilafolders.
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What good is he ifn' he 'aint on TV no more? SHe'll probably go back to fucking ballplayers.
They both need a new trick to get in the papers.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:54am.
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Oh, you know what they say about guys with wide noses.
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Bottom-feeder.
He seems like a good guy but I've never understood why women think he's hot. He's got that wide nose and chubby cheeks.
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Nick received a large-ish (not huge by Hollywood standards) divorce settlement, receives royalties and shit from Newlyweds I'm sure, makes a LOT of television appearances, has also produced shows, like "Taking the Stage" on MTV. You can make a lot of money in the entertainment industry without being a really visible star. No, he's not pulling down Tom Cruise-type money but it's a bit naive and stupid to think he only has funds from 98 Degress to work with.
Nick...I'd hit that in a heartbeat.
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He has got a nice chest.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:28am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:17am.
he woudl have made money off of newlyweds as well..and if its still in syndication and dvd sales. i mean it wouldnt be much but im sure its something..and the divorce monies...im sure he does club appreances..perhaps supermarket openings..
Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:26am.
If Jessica Simpson is smart...
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:17am.
Divorce settlement.
I think he invested his money in some Football team. not sure
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:13am.
howya!
i would bet it be nick too and not whatsherface...just cause his brohter did it. so he prob thinks he can do it and do just as well....
wonder when they list the new contestants...
If Jessica Simpson is smart, she'll snatch his ass up again. Newlyweds was what made her a household name. And dammit, I liked that show. But if she don't want him, I'll go find him. I heard he dug black women so maybe I have a shot. LOL. I think Nick Lachey is fine as hell.
Now they're going to have to go to all of those envelope openings alone.
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Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:19am.
On a more interesting note, I just dropped my ink pen under my desk at work while trying to decide if it's too early to get some more coffee.
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On a more interesting note, I just dropped my ink pen under my desk at work while trying to decide if it's too early to get some more coffee.
I always liked Nick, and even though I can't stand the big tittied frog, I did like them together. Add me to the list of those that would enjoy a Nick/Jessica reunion!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:13am.
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Haha, I wouldn't bet against you on that.
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I'm curious where his income month to month comes from. I can't believe 98 Degrees had that much left over to live on. If he expects to see a dime of my money he'll jump unabashedly into porn.
Good For Nick..I can't stand manifafolders.
You know Jessica called papa Joe to ask if she could date him again.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
SNOOZZE...who cares.
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I bet people who got those arm band tatts are kickin' themselves. Gawd I hated those things even when they were the shit.
Papa Joe's prolly plotting and scheming to get his little princess back with Nick to pimp 'em out on a reunion show.
i detest all my ex's...i still f one tho...
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:07am
no way man, i bet one of these two bitches will be on dancing with the hasbeens in the fall
I yawned out loud
yol.
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