Wednesday, June 24th 2009
The Unicorns Are Wailing!!!!!
This is what happens to RFancyPattz every time he tries to use a public bathroom. You know those horny Twihards hide in the urinals and shit! Bitches are pretending to be urinal cakes just to get a piece.
This time, the blood on RPattz was fake, because it was for that movie he's shooting in NYC that isn't about sparkly vampires.
The make-up whores on this movie really didn't need to work that hard to make him look like this. They should've just stripped him down and threw him in the middle of a mall in Ohio. The crazed mob of horntards would've sniffed him out, pounced on his face and scraped him up with their hard clits. Convulsing crotches can do damage.
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OMG!!LOL I think if this Unicorn is suddenly loss in NYC and the legion of twitards can smell his stinky odor (mustyy)then we can have blood, all of them humping the poor guy, after that probably he will become gay...
There's more blood on Robert Pattinson than there is in the entire movie.
It's true, folks.
I think he looks like Morissey's retarded nephew.
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Oh,god!!!
BE INZ DA MOOVEE WIF MII SO I CAN EATZ UR UDDER BRAINZ AN STEEL UZ FROMZ UR HEND
Submitted by cornpone on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:09pm.
Is he like the new Hayden Christiansen?
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I think he's like the new Orlando Bloom or some shit.
I JUST saw 'Twilight' (In German, no less) and I fail to see why girls are swooning over this. Since when did looking constipated throughout an entire movie equal acting chops?
What the fuck ever.
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This time, the blood on RPattz was fake,
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O. Too bad. *sigh*
NEXT!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I also saw the pic and got all scared & thought "What have they done to my babe!!" and then I read the story, LOL...
Is he like the new Hayden Christiansen?
Every day when this dude's out in public his fans re-enact the last scene of Perfume. I see psychedelics in his future.
I think the frustrating part about the "Fanamania" is that it's all you hear about. However what's really annoying about Twilight is the two main stars have no talent.
As a theatre actor it's obnoxious, to see two actors who spent "months" on character development look like wood planks, get applauded for it and paid.
RFancyPattz!?! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That's flat-out awesome.
Thanks, MK!
mac :]
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MK, ya got too many great quotes to use in a measly signature line!
If I was MK clever I would say something witty about that last pic with RPattz and what appears to be an extra head on his shoulder. But alas, I'm not.
Bad job with the blood btw. I feel like dipping some bread in it.
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I'm so stoopid...after I saw the bloody photo (but before I read the story) I actually thought he got into some scuffle with crazy assed Twihards! My jaw was just about to reach China when I realized that the blood was for a movie...
I R Retarded! Yay!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
I still have a massive crush on this guy & I cant make it go away!!
Some needs to have a breakdown or an affair or something, this past days are been nothing but boring news, if it wasn't for Mk's talent. I would've finished my work and do what i'm suppossed instead of laughing as hard as I can.
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Is this real life?
BTW, MK. I adore you. =)
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That totally looks like ketchup. I want to lick his face.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:02am.
Did he call Will I Am a fag?
Yes, He did.
I have to admit that today I saw the video of him crying. I laughed.
He is so ofended by the situation that he has to scream at a fucking Mac, fuck you you mother fucker and Fergie you fugly bitch.. I laughed like I haven't laughed in a long time. he claims that Will followed him(but they were staying in the same hotel)
He cries like the Pussy he is and for someone who claims not to need the publicity that this well deserved punch got him ,he is sure milking it for all that is worth and more.
Kudos to Mk to not even acknowledge this Pigez asshole.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I find it really disturbing the way that very, very gradually, I've become attracted to him. When did that happen??
My little mind is boggled at the fact I actually clicked on a few of those thumbnails.
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For those who like food.
http://utterbemusement.blogspot.com/
For those who like thinking.
I agree MissJane. Twilight and Harry Potter have nothing to do with my attraction to this gangly, gimpy-footed Brit. =)
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Good morning everyone :)
This guy does nothing for me. :(
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:33am.
LMAO at your avvie
I'm 21 with ten years of practice (cough), think he's very attractive, like the personality and liked Twilight well enough but prefer his other work. I think the hype is ridiculous but also benefit from it (set pictures and the like) so I won't pretend to be so outraged by it that it becomes hypocritical. You wouldn't find my ass stalking him, hanging out at his hotel, going to the bars he goes to, etc. though. If I'm going to be a Robaloonie, I'll do it just from behind my computer screen.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Why is it that I find Gary Oldman a way hotter vampire than this dude?? Oh...because he is!!
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
@ Devilgirl - Thank you. I am doing my best just to ignore it. You said it way nicer than I would have.
My wanting to hit it until it hurts has nothing to do with Bella or anything Twilight related.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Um, off and on both begin with the letter O, EH.
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Wow, that second thumbnail is delicious. *drooooooooling* at my desk.
@Uvula - no prob :) I'll check it out. I have a feeling that picture is what led to this post!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Oh Event Horizon, I don't know that I would go so far as to say Pop Culture is THAT influenced by tweens. Yeah, there are the phenomenons like Hannah Montana and High School Musical and shit, but these are hardly the end-all be-all of pop culture, which encompasses a hell of a lot more than the same 10 celebrity tabloid hos that Extra! covers every damn night. I think Robert Pattinson is very attractive, and I'm really not that much older than 21, so I don't necessarily see myself as NOT part of the target audience. I just don't fucking care. I'm sure if I watched Twilight I might be entertained by it, but that doesn't mean I'm about to dress up in costume for midnight showings. I think it's lame to be that obsessively annoying about anything, and unfortunately tweens are probably the most wont to do so with their lame idols. That was what I was talking about.
Following Ricki Lake's advice, I'm going to suck a fuck and die. That's how I'm using the internet from jail. I sucked a fuck, now I guess there's nothing left to do but die.
*flutters eyes a la Bella*
FUCK THAT SHIT! This horntard has got at least 2 more years of internet stalking Rob to do. Stick that in your Quilluette pipe and smoke it!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:57am.
O/T = on topic if you have previously started your post with off topic.
O/T=off topic if you go off topic after you have been on topic.
I mean figure it out.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yeah, I don't get the hatred for movies and stars that are geared toward teens and preteens. Yeah, it's all a bit stupid to me, but that's because I'm 29 years old and this stuff isn't made for me. Just because you're old doesn't mean you have to be a bitter fucktard about it. When I was 13 and watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I don't recall any adults telling me to suck a fuck and die over it.
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:33am.
"scraped him up with their hard clits" LMFAO!!! Hard clits can be dangerous, it's very true...they can cut a bitch!! LOL
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Chowgirl, your avatar is THE SHIT!
On topic, ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKER. He's so damn average, I don't see the appeal at all.
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Did he call Will I Am a fag?
MJT- I left you a reply on yesterday's OP. I bailed pretty quick last night and left you hangin'. Sorry.
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Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:47am.
He is too classy with a capital "C" to do that shiz.
Looking for it? Go right to Marios site.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:57am.
Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:47am.
MK- Why are you not blogging about Perez's meltdown/famewhore episode???
We need you to grace us with your candor and wit about this hot mess!
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MK just has too much class to be involved with that sordid affair. Why give Perez anymore attention than he is already getting.
I grant you, MK would have a great twist on it all, but why pollute this site with any mention of him from MK!
Yes I totally agree that we shouldn't even mention the name Perez Hilton on this site.hehe
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:54am.
OT: I am glad MK is not posting on this Perez situation. He is trying to stay out of it and Perez does not need anymore publicity.
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Dont u mean off topic?
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*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:47am.
MK- Why are you not blogging about Perez's meltdown/famewhore episode???
We need you to grace us with your candor and wit about this hot mess!
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MK just has too much class to be involved with that sordid affair. Why give Perez anymore attention than he is already getting.
I grant you, MK would have a great twist on it all, but why pollute this site with any mention of him from MK!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
His eyebrows are dreamy...
Also, "horntards"? LMAO!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
I'm here, no need to bail me out. *unfortunately*. Although, if he needs someone to nurse him back to health...I've got an old halloween costume I can pull out. ;)
@snowpiece - Black and White is a super cute bar. Too bad it's been outted as his fav bar and now it will be swarming with crazy Twitards.
OT: I am glad MK is not posting on this Perez situation. He is trying to stay out of it and Perez does not need anymore publicity.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:37am.
The scab on my elbow that I keep picking at, has succeeded in holding my attention in a way that Robert Pattison never will.
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Hahahahahaha! I know what you mean!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ricki-
pop culture is driven by tweeens. Something like 85% of all music purchases are made for the 8-21 crowd. Name the last movie. song, tv show geared toward 40 year olds that was a major success? Dosent happen, yeah....RPratz will be irrelevent in 5 years when all the peeps who love him now grow outta that puberty stage and a new icon replaces him for the younger generation....but just remember...RPratz is not meant to oggled by anyone over 21.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Imagine my chagrin when I first saw this photo and thought it was real blood...damn!
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Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:47am.
MK- Why are you not blogging about Perez's meltdown/famewhore episode???
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Why should MK give It That Must Not Be Named even more exposure?
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Bottom-feeder.
Possible perpetrators:
Clarrise
Miss Jane Texas
The Real Mean Girl
Dee
If nobody's heard from these horz this morning, I suggest we take up a collection for bail money.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Ugh, I am so tired of hearing about Robert fucking Patterson just because he's in some dumb fucking tweeny movie. It is especially annoying because you know we will not still be hearing the name in a few years. Who fucking cares? People who get that obsessed with dumb shit like Harry Potter and Twilight need to go suck a fuck and die. Seriously, get lives instead of pretending you're that homely Bella bitch alone in your room, pining for her brooding teen vampire lover. God, if you're into that "dark" shit at least read some real Gothic novels or something. Ugh. I hate people.
MK- Why are you not blogging about Perez's meltdown/famewhore episode???
We need you to grace us with your candor and wit about this hot mess!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Glad to know this is movie makeup. I though we were going to have another video weep a la Perez.
Eh, better reading about him the actor than Justin Timberdouche the actor.
lmao @ the Ohio comment