The Question Everyone Has Been Asking (Not Really)
That picture of the twin messiahs! HA! If the "second coming of Jesus" job doesn't work out for them, they should really star in old timey silent-movies. They have the "SHOCK! WHA?! WHO? BAM!" face down. Mary Pickford wishes! Now on to business.
Ever since a chorus of angels carried the twin chosen ones down from heaven on a bed made from God's beard, we haven't seen much of them. I figured they were too busy finding the cure for cancer in their own saliva or writing the sequel to War & Peace. Life & Style says this isn't the case. According to some sources, Knox is bulimic and Vivi is allergic to peons. Basically.
The source said, "They’re both hypersensitive. Knox has trouble holding down his food. He spits up nearly every meal." As for Vivi, she has food and environmental allergies, "Right now, she’s on a lactose and gluten-free diet, and she’s still underweight. Because of their delicate state, Knox and Vivienne need to be kept away from anything they could possibly be allergic to. That’s a lot easier to do when they’re home and in a controlled environment.”
Yeah, some of this is hard to believe. Messiahs don't eat food. They just lick themselves for sustenance. You know, the whole "body of Christ" thing. However, I do believe that they are allergic to us "normal" people. It probably stings their holy eyes when they have to look at commoners who don't have glowing halos over their heads.
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I've been SAYING this. Where are the twins?
Angelina was rumored to be using heroin during her pregnancy.
And you KNOW Santa Angelina the Holy Madonna wasn't breastfeeding. Too much work/time being the sole source of nutrition for her babies. If they were breastfed, they would have fewer of these health issues.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:20pm
oh for fucks sake please dont say things like that...my hair went all dry and frizzy a couple of months ago and i dont know why. are yout telling me im up the duff? lol;
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:09pm.
I saw a law and order about a guy with Kitten Syndrome! He had a big hole by his house where he put all the cats and he had accidentally killed a girl.
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For reals? There is an episode like that?
Poor kiddens!
And those babies are FAR from cute. I don't like disparaging chillens, but those babies don't look healthy. I've seen a hundred babies in the last year. (I'm in super-ovulation country here at the U.) and new parents bring their bebehs out to our humongous front lawn so they can be in the grass and see trees, flowers, and fauna (we have ducks and turtles!). Every last single one of those babies is chubby, smiling, and gurgling. I know because I walk by them and say hello. I'm not a baby person, but those newborns are pretty frickin' awesome. And the space between their eyes looks NORMAL - whether wide-set or close-set or evenly-spaced.
THESE BABIES' EYES ARE PRACTICALLY HOLLOW!!
again, I've never had babies, but they're like kittens. You can just tell by LOOKING at them if they're healthy or sick.
My only guess is that the babies were premature - despite whatever f'g news was reported.
I do think Shiloh's ok looking - that white blonde hair is awesome and she has her mum's lips. The eyes, though, not so spesh. At least not in this pic.
http://www.magnoliastore.com.br/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/shiloh_j...
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:10pm.
i've never had kids so I don't know...but a lot of wimmins lose hair while pregnant.
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I think it's like everything...it really depends on your biochemical makeup. I didn't lose a lot of hair but my hair got REALLY dry and frizzy. Damn I hated it - I kept it braided all the time and PRAYED that it wouldn't be like that forever. It wasn't thankfully:) I hear quite a few people talk about thinning tho...
I remember this thing my doctor said: Eating for two doesn't mean eat lots (I don't know why she would say that to ME!;p) - it means that the nutrients from all your food have to go to two sources...they'll go to the baby first so if you don't top it up, you'll be the one to lose out.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Cute babies. I never believe the tabloids.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:09pm.
I saw a law and order about a guy with Kitten Syndrome! He had a big hole by his house where he put all the cats and he had accidentally killed a girl.
i've never had kids so I don't know...but a lot of wimmins lose hair while pregnant. I know one gal at work who came back from maternity leave with a receding hairline. They say it grows back
No matter how much I can't stand Jolie, I do feel for her children if this is true.
It's not hard to fathom. I know so many children that suffer from allergies - life threatening ones. But maybe this is what it will take for this travelling circus of a family to slow down, stand still and stay in one place for longer than 6 months! If they honestly need to monitor everything the children eat - it's kind of hard to do that when you're travelling around the world. The bigger problem will come when the twins are older and start eating normal food like the rest of the kids. If the allergies persist - feeding time at the Pitt household will be chaos! If one child is highly allergic to (say) peanuts - then all the children have to be sure not to eat anything with peanuts or processed near peanuts. It's an uphill battle for sure.
Regardless of the allergies - I don't buy that is the reason we don't see the children (even children with food allergies need fresh air!!). IMO, they probably have the nannies care for the twins, afterall the older ones are the fun ones with personalities (according to Jolie). Funny how these days we don't see Pitt with ANY of them! Now that his Moneyball has been halted - what's gonna be the excuse for not being seen together as a family? Jolie is done filming - should have no problem living together in one place. Lets see if she flies out of the country and he stays in CA (with no movie to star in) . That will be a sure sign of a break up!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:00pm.
Kind of makes you wonder if she is hiding any other babies in her fortress.
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that's kinda creepy. it seems like she's bordering on a baby-collecting compulsion. I wonder if she'll like them when they're older? you know that kitten syndrome? how you wish they would stay kitten size so once the kitten grows into an adult you get another kitten? I've done that. I love love love KIDDENS!!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:59am.
Am I surprised? NO. Maybe if she had conceived and maintained a healthier weight during pregnancy they would have been healthier.
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Not to mention that babies will also fail to thrive in stressful home environments. All they have is that sense...stress plays a BIG game in a baby's life.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Wow, she is looking beat in that picture. The forehead looks fucking huge. She'll be bald in 5 years.
Kind of makes you wonder if she is hiding any other babies in her fortress.
Am I surprised? NO. Maybe if she had conceived and maintained a healthier weight during pregnancy they would have been healthier.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:24am.
If she brought them out for photo ops more often, then the Brangeloonies wouldn't be clamoring for sightings. And Brangelina wouldn't be scoring magazine covers like this one, and Angie and Brad would be fighting to be relevent.
It's all marketing (aka famewhoring).
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Yep, product placement.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:49am.
; )
It's true though! Look at their little faces. I can see the wheels NOT turning at all. Their little minds are like a pile of Sorgham Molasses.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:07am.
Carrie D on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:02am.
Argue that with all the big butt moms here!
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*looks back at butt*
Nope. Still a size 6 (which I KNOW is GINORMOUS in glamour puss world).
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:43am.
I don't know any of the celebrity-moms. But with all the evidences laid out for me, I have to say I don't know who is the shittiest mother.
Shauna Sand, Katie Price, Madonna or Angelina Jolie. The jury is out.
I could have thrown in Jennifer Lopez, but I don't think her kids even know her. Hence, they don't suffer.
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I think that they are so out of touch with reality that they think that is what is expected and would make them complete as women. But given that they probably have very deep seated issues i.e. insecurity, abandonment and all that, that no amount of children will ever fill that gaping void.
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
LOL, DG! That was funny!!!
Arrrgh!! Until Jennifer Aniston kidnaps the twin messiahs and holds them at gunpoint, I no longer want to read about the Jolie-Pitts!
I am sorrym but those kids look like they are going to be V--E--R--Y---S--L--O--W!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I don't know any of the celebrity-moms. But with all the evidences laid out for me, I have to say I don't know who is the shittiest mother.
Shauna Sand, Katie Price, Madonna or Angelina Jolie. The jury is out.
I could have thrown in Jennifer Lopez, but I don't think her kids even know her. Hence, they don't suffer.
I have three children aged 9, 11 and 19(all conceived within the holy matrimony with the love of my life..)and I just don't get these celeb-moms, they doesn't seem to give a shit.
She is not ageing well at all, I saw womb raider the other night, amazing the downhill turn she's made in the looks department after a few years husband-thieving, and child collecting.
OH AND SHE'S A BAD ACTRESS!!
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Aww fuck.
Enough of these people.
Well Brad is a mouth-breather too, so it makes sense.
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Why does Carrie D tease us so?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by E.A.P. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:32am.
I just noticed that all three Holy Ones have their mouths agape. Except one has teeth
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They are learning how to be mouf breavers.
THERD WERLD ORFANZ MAID MII AVIE AN DEN I TOOKZ DEM HOAM AN PUT DEM IN MII CLOZETZ
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!!
clucka clucka mothafucka.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I just noticed that all three Holy Ones have their mouths agape. Except one has teeth.
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Pull My Finger
Blob Knox has got major wonk-eye.
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Submitted by AMAZOMBIE WHORLIE on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:54am.
Can I just say that avvie is absolutely amazing!!??!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Expose just came up on my last.fm recommendations. How?? Should I be worried? Btw it's awful but still more interesting that the Loonies, oy.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
AJ was interviewed on The Today Show last week and they actually referred to her as "Supermom" and "Superwoman". I nearly gagged on my Maypo.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I love the St. Angie threads. LMAO. Brain splatters everywhere.
I thought the rumor was that she didn't carry both babies.
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judging from the photo, the twins look shellshocked. i'm sure they're find and brangelina is waiting for a jennifer aniston movie to open so they can whore the twins out to the media. or maybe when that basterds movie opens.
What Life & Style forgot to say was that it's all Jen's fault! *rolls eyes*
Why can't Brad and Angie just fade away forever? The world would be a nicer place if they did.
Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:22am.
I hear there is some chicken, Vicodin and popcorn up in this bitch.
*plops down with an ice cold Budweiser*
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Girl, you crack me up.
When's St. Angie's next film coming out? I'm sure we'll see the twins plenty then as she takes them all over the world and holds more press conferences for her donations.
I hear there is some chicken, Vicodin and popcorn up in this bitch.
*plops down with an ice cold Budweiser*
By "hend" she meant "hen"? I was sitting here scratching my coconut wondering WTF I was missing! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hend!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
LA, I am sending you a guide dog ASAP!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It would be great if that was largest cougar MANGLE site! I might even go there if that was the case.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
BAGAWCK!
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
BAGAWCK!
*pecking at oxy's*
*shits on egg*
Jenifer Aniston would never hide babies...oh well.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Zanna on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:13am
man all this talk of popcorn m&ms and fanta is making me hunnnnnngeeee
i gotta get some lunch!
THANKS Sugaroo!
ahahahahaha, I needed a good loon thread to make me laugh...
Skeletina is a HEND! HEND HEND HEND!
IVF BABEHS! IVF BABEHS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You HENDS are cracking me up!
I mean, cackling me up!
Submitted by Zanna on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:13am.
@devgirl...me too...*passes popcorn*
Orange or Grape Fanta for you Zanna?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Sorry Carrie D, but it is retinitis-PIGmentosa, not retinitis-HENDmentosa.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:11am
you'd be tired and beat looking too ifyou spent all nigth crank calling ja and taunting her about taking her man