The Question Everyone Has Been Asking (Not Really)
That picture of the twin messiahs! HA! If the "second coming of Jesus" job doesn't work out for them, they should really star in old timey silent-movies. They have the "SHOCK! WHA?! WHO? BAM!" face down. Mary Pickford wishes! Now on to business.
Ever since a chorus of angels carried the twin chosen ones down from heaven on a bed made from God's beard, we haven't seen much of them. I figured they were too busy finding the cure for cancer in their own saliva or writing the sequel to War & Peace. Life & Style says this isn't the case. According to some sources, Knox is bulimic and Vivi is allergic to peons. Basically.
The source said, "They’re both hypersensitive. Knox has trouble holding down his food. He spits up nearly every meal." As for Vivi, she has food and environmental allergies, "Right now, she’s on a lactose and gluten-free diet, and she’s still underweight. Because of their delicate state, Knox and Vivienne need to be kept away from anything they could possibly be allergic to. That’s a lot easier to do when they’re home and in a controlled environment.”
Yeah, some of this is hard to believe. Messiahs don't eat food. They just lick themselves for sustenance. You know, the whole "body of Christ" thing. However, I do believe that they are allergic to us "normal" people. It probably stings their holy eyes when they have to look at commoners who don't have glowing halos over their heads.
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@devgirl...me too...*passes popcorn*
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:07am.
Argue that with all the big butt moms here!
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OH! Big butt mom reporting for duty!
*hiking up mom jeans and reaching for Hamburger Helper*
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Those voodoo babeh je'e dolls Aniston has in the back of her closet are working, y'all.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
*pulls up chair...eats popcorn*
Brads nips have more milk than Angies tits.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:08am.
BAWK BAWK BAWK!
*pecks M&M's off desk*
*lays an egg*
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this is the first comment on any post i've read all morning and, although i have no idea what it is about, completely LMFAO... gracias LA
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*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
chefcami - well, that's one way to put it. Yes, sometimes even the healthiest of women can have babies with GERD, COLIC, etc, but AJ is a totally different story. We all know that! LOL
Submitted by Carrie D on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:02am.
"Second of all, you are such a blind hen"
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She spelled hend wrong. :)
btw.. me and AJ are the same age.. she looks way older than me (i'm my avi)
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:08am.
BAWK BAWK BAWK!
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! My friend's husband does that when she bitches at him! AHAHAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
*pecks Vicodin off counter*
*crushes own egg*
*pees*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
When Angelina/Brad start to promote their new movies, you will see the twins come out of 'hiding?'
Ricki Lake, ITA. I use to really like Angie but this whole BRANGELINA thing has gotten so out of control and is just ridiculous. He is so stupid and naive. I NEVER saw his appeal...and still don't. I think this was her plan all along. She had to know how big she would get by hooking up with him.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:08am.
See, even the Sisto isn't safe from the mangled possum!
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Yes and now he must depart because The Sisto looks like death as a blond. BWAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
BAWK BAWK BAWK!
*pecks M&M's off desk*
*lays an egg*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E.
Maybe if she wouldve NOT had them in the first place this wouldnt have happened, right?
lol
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:51am.
You don't say! BWAH! Damn Momus for giving me this avvie!
See, even the Sisto isn't safe from the mangled possum!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Carrie D on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:02am.
LOVE ANDERSON, okay, I do not know that to be fact but I do know that this is a stupid gossip magazine and it is most likely wrong.
- *first strike, MISS & A FAIL*
Oh Carrie D., YOU DO REALIZE ALL THE MAGAZINES ARE GOSSIP TABLIODS!
Oh yea, even your precious PEOPLE! YEA, PEOPLE!
All they quote are "a source says", "a friend says"...
Even your high holy websites you live on.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to LOOK at the HAG HEND that is Skeletina and figure out she is completely UNFIT to be a parent!
Argue that with all the big butt moms here!
*laughing during entire typing of response*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hi HALA! How's College been? Done any recent painting/portraits of AJ lately? Has JJ put you on their payroll yet?
Carrie D called Love Andy a hen. I'm so jelly.
*wipes tear*
Oooh, a Loon! They're so fascinating! *eyes it with interest and pokes it with a stick*
Yes, we need James Haven up in this piece. He always makes my day!
Also, ITA with everyone saying that the babies probably have health issues because Angie Ho insisted on nursing while she was freaking starving herself. So they were probably completely undernourished! Yes, what a great mom Angie Ho is.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Carrie D on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:52am.
That is a disgusting thing to say NorwayGirl! Also, Angie has said that she DID NOT HAVE IVF.
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So, if Angie said it then its true? I call total bullshit on these celebs who deny having IVF when they pop out fraternal twins like nothing...For it to happen naturally, its not THAT common. Of course she had IVF, I wouldnt go so far to say she aborted babies to achieve the proper pairing, but I would bet anything those twins did NOT occur naturally...and neither did JLo's or Julia Roberts' or Rebecca Romijn's or Lisa Marie Presley's or Marcia Cross's or Brooke Mueller's....I am sure the list goes on...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:01am
how true that be. i have seen it first hand someone who didnt eat properly during pregnancy or while breastfeeding and the baby is the size of a 3-4 month old even though hes a year.
I think we need James Haven's take on this.
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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:49am.
Brad and Angie does not make pretty babies.
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I thought I was the only one who thought that.
Well, at least we'll be in the hand basket to Hell together! Ha ha!
LOVE ANDERSON, okay, I do not know that to be fact but I do know that this is a stupid gossip magazine and it is most likely wrong. Second of all, you are such a blind hen that you do not see that you accuse me of stating things that I could not know for sure while you are calling Angie a bad mother when YOU DON'T HAVE ANY WAY TO KNOW THAT EITHER!!! It is called hypocrisy look it up.
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"I met the right person. I don't like being without him." - Angelina Jolie talking about life partner Brad Pitt.
Maybe if Adoptalina actually ATE during her pregnancies and wasn't so concerned about her figure, those babies would have received the nutrients and antibodies they needed.
Just a thought.
Oh, and there is no way Whoralina's breast milk was "fat" enough for those babies to survive on.
LOL at a "bulimic" baby overeating and sticking it's finger down its throat. Doubtful. Like in "War of the Roses" in the future I'd picture 2 beautiful parents with fatty obese kids overeating to make it feel better.
Carrie D- Are you in close contact with Angelina? Can you tell me, how are the babies, really?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Carrie D ~ Well hell, if Angiejo said it then, it has to be the fucking gospel!
@Sugaroo: The Angelina thing. I'm bored as fuck-all.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:52am.
that is the same case with all babies, usually outgrown by 6 months but some it takes longer. thats why alllllllll babies spit up after almost every feeding till that age...apparently st. angie feels her children are better than this?
Leash! Where y'at?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
We haz loons?
I can haz funz?
So, Carrie D. knows they are fine?
How?
Skeletina is not maternal in anyway, she's is a shitty ass parent. I totally believe she is responsible for the health issues of her IVF babehs.
Skelly never maintains a healthy diet during pregnancy, the only reason Shiloh made it is cuz the whole damn world was watching the drugged out skank.
And, the timing of this story?
Oh please, the relationship is over, sacrifice something, oh hey look, a couple of sick kids to throw out there to run interference.
*hits post comment, dons hazmat suit for loon launch of nuclear FACTS!*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOONIE BRAINZ GIFS MII GAZZ AN ORFANZ DUST IZ MII MEDSINS
Sugaroo! Just doing a little drive-by...
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
I hate to be uber cunty, but maybe if angelina were nursing they babies wouldn't have to be on such drastic diets...but then st. angie would have to stop starving herself.
I understand that not every woman is able to nurse, especially with twins- but she has an awful lot of resources at her disposal. Maybe she could get sum wet nurses.
Yeah, 'sup with the blue eyes on Holie?!
We haven't seen the blob recently either...
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My friend's baby daughter had the same exact thing. She could not hold anything down due to her little flap on her stomach not sealing the stomach. She did outgrow it.
Those babies are cute. They remind me of the Campbell Soup kids.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
That is a disgusting thing to say NorwayGirl! Also, Angie has said that she DID NOT HAVE IVF.
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"I met the right person. I don't like being without him." - Angelina Jolie talking about life partner Brad Pitt.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:33am.
I love the sidebar: I need to protect my kids from Jon.
Yeah? Well, who will protect them from your hair?
No one is safe from that hair! NO ONE!
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You don't say! BWAH! Damn Momus for giving me this avvie!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Gee, how come I never noticed that Angie was hiding the twins. She could hide them for ten years.
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Brad and Angie does not make pretty babies. I wonder how many IVF she had to have to get it right? (By "right" I mean twins, boy and girl)
I have no doubt that she would have had an abortion if the quantity or gender were wrong.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:47am
LOL
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I HAITZ TWINZ CUZ DEY NOT ORFANZ
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Carrie D on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:44am.
This is a lie, the twins are fine and Brad and Angie are just trying to protect them from the paparazzi. The twins are lovely.
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If by lovely you mean looking like they'll bumble through life with the intelligence of dental dams, then YES.
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DENTAL DAMS?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, and Loon Alert!
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:46am.
this is why you shouldn't engineer your babies.whatever happened to fucking to have a baby?
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Submitted by Carrie D on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:44am.
and you know cause?
this is why you shouldn't engineer your babies.whatever happened to fucking to have a baby?
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Submitted by guilty of being... on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:30am.
Puking and food sensitivities are normal for babies...Big fucking deal....
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