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Daryl Hannah arrested for face abuse

Micheal K I have been reading your blog for years. This is comedy friggin platinum. I have no idea how you do it but this is seriously funny shiat.

She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .

Psoriasis aside, Cameron Diaz is starting to look like Ellen Barkin!

Lame that Bale won't be doing another Batman but I get his reasoning. Say what you want about the man being an ass, he seems to take his acting seriously. You know he would've made TONS off another movie, too.
I wouldn't see a Batman w/o Nolan directing anyways.
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Batman movies and ALL comic book based movies need to retire already.

The public has O.D. on them.

Darryl has been looking really fucking busted since her Kill Bill days. I cant say i blame it all on the works she's had done, its also her bone structure. Her jaw is pretty fucking strong and her head is MASSIVE and as she gets older she's not as soft feminine as she once was. So much for that Nordic look, now she looks like a beast i would never want to run into at 2AM with the lights out.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

As much as Nolan and Bale did for the Batman franchise, and as much as I enjoyed Bale as Wayne, I don't think him walking away from "Batman" is a bad idea. Get while the getting is good!

Rotten_egg,
I have no doubt, as much as adore Bale, that he is an ass to work with....but I'm ok with that...

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...well, fuck you very much!

@wtf etc.
Exactly. Sheesh, she was our idol in the 80s. How come she can't age as we do. Hollywood pressure my ass. That's it for you Darryl. You'll be lucky if wasted old Quent gives you a pity call. Talk about wasting a status. Good bye.

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I just can't LOL at Daryl Hannah.

Why do people mutilate themselves this way ?
Don't they learn from other celebs mistakes ??
crissake.

She was sooo beautiful in Grumpy Old Men.
A true natural beauty.

This now is just criminal.

I thought Daryl was a homeless woman

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Maybe Daryl got hit in the face with a coal shovel.

Daryl!

Goddamn, girl!

Her and Jessica Lange are both a nip/tuck away from being mistalen for a Gabor sister.

And this is what happens when you have only beauty to fall back on.

Little wonder Jackie O never approved of this one.

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I kind of feel sorry for Darryl Hannah. Her face and body were the only things she had going for her, and it must be terrifying when they start to slip away (see also: Janice Dickinson and many others).

Now, in trying to recapture her lost youth, she has butchered her face far worse than anything aging would have done to it. And now she has to live with that, plus no real career to speak of anymore...it's gotta suck.

Some days I know I am better off not being a world-class beauty and having AN EDUCATION. I know I have other things to offer, things that won't diminish or disappear over time. Works for me!

P.S. (unrelated) whoever first used the word "heaux", I salute you! That shit is funny.

Looks like Daryl has been having Crisco injected in to her face. She's become Mr. StayPuff's bitch all of the sudden.

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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

Ha! I read this on TMZ yesterday and they described her as flawless beauty. Did you guys hog all the H8terade again?!?

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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

Holy BOTOX Batman! Darryl Hannah's face is chunkier than Cameron Diaz's

holy shit those reviews are raw!

I thought that was Cameron Diaz.

psoriasis is not pretty

I love Barbies.

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Transformers would be an enjoyable movie if Sheep ala Beef (aka Oedipus, Jr.) and Megan Not-Foxy weren't in it.

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Speaking of wigs found in the gutter *** Now who does think Lily wouldn't be a fierce drunk to party with? I bet she is a shitload of fun especially when she's suckin' your dick behind Denny's at 3 am!

Daryl Hannah " New improved Joker Products!"

President Obama needs appoint George Clooney as our new surgeon general - ICYDK

*** Fucker's right! And ice cubes will get you drunk if you surround them with enough tequila!

Oh, Darryl, Darryl, Darryl. You've mangled your face and it is sad. You were a beautiful woman, and now...just like all the other freaks mutilating themselves.

I love Victoria Alexander's review! Hahahahahaha!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Holy shit @ The Transformers reviews!!

LMAO!

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Darryl used to be a very pretty woman - I don't know why they feel the need to do that shit to their faces.

They should look at Diane Keaton as a role model on how to age gracefully.

I thought that the picture of Darryl was Angelina in a blond wig.

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Ugh! Cammie Diaz has some gnarly elbows! If you have psoriasis on your arms, why the hell wouldn't you wear a long-sleeved dress? It's like that annoying "Everybody Hates Raymond" Walmart-mom looking lady with no belly button wearing a bikini. Would it be so hard to just wear a one-piece?

Once I again, I'm baffled.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:24am.
LOL DG, silly putty. good times

Seriously, who will be our role models for aging? I mean those of us who can't afford/don't want to go the freak look route?

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God only knows! I mean I just am not that freaked out over a line here and there. I have always had nasal labial lines, even in my teens.

Botox is evil and not the work of the devil! He would never do anything so amateurish AND wicked, even to people!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

I have never liked the Batman movies (except for the ultra-campy Adam West version).

Batman has always been a neurotic character obsessed with his parents' death. He also cannot maintain a stable relationship with anyone.

I like my superheroes to be, well, super and able to rise above their foibles.

Christian Bale is too good of an actor to dragged down by the Batman franchise.

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LOL DG, silly putty. good times

Seriously, who will be our role models for aging? I mean those of us who can't afford/don't want to go the freak look route?

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I have opposing feelings towards protests. First, it should be our right to protest since we should not live under a tyrant's ruling. People should not be arrested for peacefully protesting something as dumb as coal mining. I know we need coal for out BBQs and all, but it's something we could live without. We do not live in the 1800's anymore, we have the technology and knowledge to come up with alternatives. Second, but I trully HATE violent and agressive protesters (PETA and company) who end up making riots and cause destruction. There should be ways of making a stance without harming others. I understand the coal miners' stance because if they lose their job, what the hell are they going to live off?. Damn it! we are still so many light years behind, aren't we?.

I don't know how hard it is to work with Christian Bale, but he's starting to become a douche... or maybe he has always been one. I know he's a good actor. I'm still amazed by his role as Jamie Graham and I still love Empire of the Sun and El Maquinista, but his role as Batman just was bland. I recently watched that movie and I didn't find it that good. Maybe he expects too much from a brainless fantasy character such as Batman.

And someone smack Dumbass Clooney on the back of the head for being such a dumbass. I hope he was joking.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:05am.

I just hate that people are trying to make Transformers into something its not. Not every action movie is going to be TDK, the TV show was about fighting robots thats what the movie is going to be about. WTF did they expect? And hey as long as she keeps those thumps hidden I don't care. LOL.

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All of my life people have told me I look like a young Daryl Hannah. Now she is inspiration for what I NEVER want to look like in my 40's. Cheek injections/implants, botox, eye lift. I don't know why these ladies think this shit will make them look young instead of freakish. Just fight aging by taking care of yourself, being healthy, and using superior skin creams. Nobody can look 18 forever. Or 25.

Yeah, shame Darryl butchered her face. I still like her though; at least she's better than that Grade A Cunt Carolyn Bessette was.

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Submitted by soul
Christian must play Batman, who next? R.Pattison?? :((
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Please, don't even joke like that! One of those Hollywood knuckleheads will read that, pull the hooker off his dick, do another line, pick up the phone and greenlight that clusterfuck.

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That Barbie looks NOTHING like Heidi Klum. I wonder if it isn't so much the physical likeness, but it really just has her annoying personality.

all these celebs need to do a class action suit against plastic surgeons. She was not that bad looking just looking older like everyone does. Now she looks hideous, for someone who is so into activism you think she would have donated money to the environment, not to some quack plastic surgeon who basically butchered her face. She is beyond hideous!

I just want to take Daryl Hannah's face and stretch it out over the comics in the newspaper.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by Salem13
I don't give a fuck what those reviews say. I'm watching Transformers because I want to see robots destroying shit, SPX and really loud cool noises.
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LOL! That should totally be the ad for the movie right there!

Loud cool noises! Robots destroying shit! SPX galore! Hot chicks with weird thumbs!
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That's right on. I HAD TO watch the first one with the hub and now he wants to see the second one...COOL SHIT BLOWING UP or MEGAN FOX'S TITTAYS? Put that on a poster!

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Love these Transformers reviews. They are like poetry!

I hated every 149 minutes. This is so bad it’s immoral. Michael Bay is a time-sucking vampire who will feast off your lost time. This is why the movie is so long. - Victoria Alexander, FilmsInReview.com

Revenge of the Fallen is almost literally plotless. It’s like a movie based on a TV Guide description. A bloated, ponderous piece of s**t. - Devin Faraci, CHUD

Looks like the only press that Daryl Hannah gets, is getting arrested.

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I will see T2; I have liked the trailers.
DH get off your knees lady!;) You played Pris in Blade Runner and have a mind of your own(hence the big brain/head); keep protesting woman!
Christian must play Batman, who next? R.Pattison?? :((
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Being 40 something..I understand wanting to "look" younger..but what the fuck happened to Daryl Hannah? Somebody should get stabbed for that shit!

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."

Howabout a Bizzaro Batman?

Yeah- Daryl obviously didnt see Kenny Rogers.

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Submitted by Salem13
I don't give a fuck what those reviews say. I'm watching Transformers because I want to see robots destroying shit, SPX and really loud cool noises.
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LOL! That should totally be the ad for the movie right there!

Loud cool noises! Robots destroying shit! SPX galore! Hot chicks with weird thumbs!

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