on meeting Lance Bass:

"We went at each other like two dogs that hadn't been fed in weeks."

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While Brad Pitt's in Los Angeles promoting "Babel", Angelina Jolie took Maddox to visit some children in an orphanage in India. Shiloh and Zahara were nowhere to be seen. Maddox is probably sick and tired of Brangelina choosing the baby and he wants to have some say. No they weren't there to buy a baby. They were there to be nice to the kids and take pictures and shit.

Idiot on a hummer - Mollygood

The women of Star Trek - The Bastardly

Jessica Biel is not a hot catwoman - IDLYITW

Lindsay Blohan is actually liked - Popsugar

Tom Ford doesn't wear panties - A Socialite's Life

Cameron Diaz goes topless for W - Egotastic!

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter don't live together - Hollywood Rag

Jude Law wants to make beautiful music - Just Jared

Jodie Marsh is truly elegant - Hollywood Tuna

KFed gets mocked at his own party and doesn't even know it - Cityrag

MTV UK has footage of Pete Doherty in a fashion shoot for fashion label, Gio-Goi. Pete is working with the label to design a collection for Spring/Summer 2007. What the hell kind of clothes is he going to design? Shirts with pockets that to detract for easy access for injections? Sweaters with pouches for easy barfing?

The president of Gio-Goi said, "Peter looks fantastic as a model. We are very excited and look forward to having his influence as a rock icon in the design process."

ROCK ICON? That ho is sharing a crack pipe with Pete!

TMZ has the video of this morning’s Oprah (on tomorrow) where Kirstie Alley showed her new body off in a bikini. A year ago, she promised Oprah that when she got her new body, she would show it off in a bikini. Why?!

Kirstie looks much better than she used to, but still. I don’t want to see that. Actually, anybody in a bikini on the Oprah show is kind of gross. She should’ve reenacted that moment on the Oprah show when she (O) came out in 80s skinny jeans with a wagon full of fat.

Frankie Muniz (age 21) showing off the fact that he hasn't gone through puberty yet

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Lance Armstrong completes the NYC marathon, but struggles. Unfortunately, his rock aka McConagay wasn't there to support him. - People

Heather Mills is apparently hot in the sex dept. Not what I needed to know. - SOW

Marianne Faithful is cancer free! - Yahoo

That was fast, the ScarJo sex tape is now for sale. - WWTDD

KFed being fat and gross in NYC on 11/4/06

KFed has confessed that Britney Spears isn’t the only fat ho in the family. Since having Jayden James, Britney has apparently lost most of the weight while KFed has failed to lose any. I guess he puts on the pounds when she’s pregnant. Err..ok?

He said, “I gain the sympathy weight and she loses it in two weeks after she has the baby… It’s daddy fat. It comes and goes. [Britney] goes through different feelings about it. Sometimes she’ll tell me to get my butt in the gym and sometimes it doesn’t bother her.”

I went to see this trash on Saturday night in NYC and let me just say that there were honestly like 150 people there. The joint holds 1600, so you do the math. I couldn’t tell if bitch is fat or not, because I was too intoxicated. Intoxication is a must if you’re watching this kind of mess. I’m not sure what took place, but there was a lot of crotch grabbing and a lot of “all the ladies in the house” type dialogue. I think at one point he made us chant “Fuck You KFed” over and over again, which was very easy to do. Second nature, if you will.

The highlight of the evening was when the bartenders started screaming “We Want Britney!”

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Matthew McConagay is a dumb ass, lying bitch. He claims that he once turned down a threesome with two sisters, because it’s bad karma.

He said, "Two sisters once offered themselves to me. But they weren't single and one wanted to get away from her husband. I don't jive with that. You don't sleep with someone's lady if they're married because it will return and bite you in the ass."

He failed to mention that they also had vaginas which was totally a turn-off.

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18 year-old, Maksim Miakovsky, was arrested in Manhattan Beach, CA for threatening to kill horse-faced, Hilary Duff this past weekend. He was arrested at a local Residence Inn on Friday night.

TMZ reported that Maksim has made several threats to Hilary and her boyfriend, Joel Madden. Maksim said that the reason why he came to the US from Russia was to get it on with Hilary. That’s a waste of a planet ticket.

Maksim was planning to kill Hilary on Sunday at an event she was scheduled to attend. He is currently being held on $200,000 bail.

Doesn’t Blohan hate Duff? She’s totally going to pay that dude’s bail. Honestly, you have to be pretty lame if you want to kill Hilary Duff. I mean he’s probably cooped up in his hotel room watching “Lizzie Maguire” over and over again and chanting “let the rain fall down and wake my dreams”, so after a while you would think he’d look up in the mirror and realize that this is stuff of insanity. Hilary Duff?! WTF?