Fang Fight

I'll take the porn Vampire any day..He got things that the magical forest vampire doesn't have..umm..like..hairy chest..I think.

TEAM EDWARD!!!!Magical Forest prince Unicorn is the sexiest, hottest vampire of all!!

And this is the "vampire" everyone's talking about being super attractive and shit? Gag. Overrated, next please.

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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"

That bill guy is gross.
He totally looks like a dirty rapist
If I had to hit either of them, it'd be Edward. I don't get the feeling I'd have to look him over for parasites first

Also, Edward never did this to Belle.....

http://cyncity.typepad.com/forever_a_fangirl_photosv/2009/06/true-blood-...

Team Bill!
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We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous.

Twihard fan here! But, I am not going to kill you MK. I absolutely love True Blood as well! In the mood for romance...Edward Cullen. In the mood for raunchy sex...Vampire Bill. You can have it both ways.

Team Vamp Bill!

Maybe it's because I'm a little bit older, or maybe it's just because I don't like boys who look like they've been hit in the face with a shovel...?

Loved the Twilight books, but the movie absolutely RUINED Edward by casting that funny looking kid.

OMG seriously lol-ing!

"He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."

Go Vampire Bill! Although I have to admit that I DO like Twilight (I fully realize it's trash, but it's FUN trash-at least to me) I think Vampire Bill just might kick Edward Cullen's ass.

Oh, and Eric the viking vampire makes my lady parts SIIIIING!

Submitted by E.A.P. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:17pm.

I love "Bela Lugosi's Dead". Bauhaus is a great band.

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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"

Magical Forest Sacred Unicorn- Fever Ho FOREVER, ROb Pattz is wayy to hotter than the cable vampire (yeah,baby you are in a crappy tv program)...this is a difference between the porn vampire and the brooding awesome vampire of Twilight, so please, there is not comparison.

I'm sorry, but I can't wait for this "Fuck me, I'm a vampire" fad to die.

No-one tops Dracula, in my opinion. I wish vampires would return to being demonic and scary.

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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"

If that didn't work, Rpattz could act out a few scenes which would cause Stephen to go completely numb. It worked on me while I was watching Twilight (please don't kill me, Twihards).

Almost made me choke on my apple juice.. Laughing so hard right now!

Twatlight... I mean twilight is ridiculous & so are the actors, but they are really Twats!!!

I heart in a big way vampire Bill and most of all vampire Eric aka the big tall glass of swedish milk as MK states ;)
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:51pm.

TEAM VAMPIRE BILL!!

Table for two, please!

Though Bill pales in comparison with the Viking vampire, he's still miles ahead of that little emo vampire fucker.

They are both kind of dull.

Edward Cullen is a much better looking vampire, though.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

big fan of true blood here, and i'm no pattison fan, but vampire bill does very little for me as well...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

It is scenes like this that make True Blood SO MUCH better: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1909690/bill_sookie_love_scene/

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the most terrifying vampire film ever is Nosferatu. nothing can touch that Dracula.*shudders*

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TEAM VAMPIRE BILL!!
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They're both a couple of no talent twinkies.

Throw them in coffin & nail it shut.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:29pm.

BUY "Near Dark" I now say! *in my best Bela Lugosi voice*
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Makes me think of Martin Landau playing Bela Lugosi in Ed Wood and running to answer the door in his cape on Halloween, "CHILDREN! I LOVE CHILDREN!"

Mr. Moyer is 100 percent correct. RAWR!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)

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I LOVE, LOVE LLOOVVEE TRUE BLOOD! That show is seriously da bomb! I love that witchy witch Maryann..she is actually the scariest character there...totally heartless witch. And the sexy that is Bill (Suki's man)...wow! Lafayette just sold his soul so they would not kill him, can't say I blame him. But I LOVE Tara the best...she sounds so country, and I think her character is adorable! Naive but not, she is worth watching...this show rocks!!

(Told you I had to catch up!)

Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:03pm.

Team Barnabas Collins!!!
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Barnabas?! Now THAT'S the genuine hotness right there. The cape, the cane, the piercing eyes, the VOICE! *swoon*

Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:19pm.
I gotta rent Near Dark.

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Sorry sluts, catching up on this thread.

"Near Dark" rules. Thes Vampires aint't pretty or likable, They are straith up evil sons of bitches. And that's what makes the film so good.

BUY "Near Dark" I now say! *in my best Bela Lugosi voice*

I just got down with the hotness that is "True Blood".

I'll take Bill before Edward anyday.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23

K, looked him up.

Hwat.

Sorry for thinking you are into freaks. :)

YES CLARRY! that's him, OMG sooo freaking HAWT!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

EEG NOOOOO not that mentally challenged Frenchman, I am talking about the guy on the TV show, let me look for a picture
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

EEG!
I hope snowy is talking about Adrian Paul!?!?! He's was teh sex!!

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...well, fuck you very much!

Momus,
Here's the worthless tidbit of the day....my Eddie Izz was in Shadow of the Vampire!! Great flick!

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...well, fuck you very much!

I gotta rent Near Dark. My friend A. watches Big Love, so I know the basicness of it from her. I think Henricksen would be great in a guest spot as a man with three wives and 18 kids. He's one of the few that could bring justice to the roll (Brit's spelling).

Snow,

Christopher Lambert???

You are dead to me whore.

Does anyone remember "Highlander" the tv show? Now that dude is TEH SEX!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:09pm.

Lost Boys is full of awesome too, but I weep that they made a sequel. BASTARDS!
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I forgot about Lost Boys - how could I let that happen?! Those teens are scarier, and I think hotter, than the Cullens, imo. The sequel sounds vaguely familiar. I think I blocked it out cause I knew it would be full of FAIL.

The best vampire ever is/was Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula

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I LOVED NEAR DARK!!

That is one of the most underrated vampire films!
Bill Paxton is still friends with all the cast. Rumor has it, he's been trying to get Lance Henrickson for a guest role on Big Love.

The actress who was the first Tara was originally on the defunct soap, PASSIONS.

And Vampire Bill RULES!!!!!!!!

girl cheese, Blood Ties is AWESOME, a supernatural detective show about a half-blind ex-cop teaming up with a vampire comic book artist who is also the illegitimate son of Henry VIII (based on real person).

oK it sounds cheesy, but it's really awesome. Less soap opera than True
Blood, more action, monsters and asskicking. Too bad it got canceled.

Lost Boys is full of awesome too, but I weep that they made a sequel. BASTARDS!

Near Dark is a cool vampire movie too. Also the Vampire Hunter D animes are mind-blowing and brilliant.

by LisaL on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:58pm.
True Blood is total win.
Twilight is emo fat girl's wet dream bullshit.

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bawahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

TEAM KIEFER!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 2:48pm.

I'm waiting for the Dark Shadows movie. J. Depp has been cast as Barnabus Collins.

That's what I'm talking about!

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Submitted by mharker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:01pm.
Meh. Team Bunnicula all the way.
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Oh my god. Hell. Fucking. YEAH!!!!

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TEAM LOST BOYS!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Meh. Team Bunnicula all the way.

Blood Ties, huh? I'm not watching True Blood yet. I've ordered season 1 so I can start from the beginning.

Whoever turned me on to the author Christopher Price - thanks a bunch! I've ordered his first book. Sounds way better than miracle author an suethor Stephenie Meyer.

Team Edward ALL the way.