Thursday, June 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 24th!
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute. - loozer
Runners-up:
Britney's weekly bath circa summer 2007. - angel_l
They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects.. - JMP
Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. - zomay
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OH FUCK, I LAUGHED SO HARD at all four captions, it's not even funny... Damn, my cheeks hurt now, lol...
Thanks friends.
Manimal5, NoAnjl, freebird, Snow, The C word, thankyou.
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Congrats to all the winners!
Way to go angel and Zomay!
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Way to go loozer baby!! LOL xo Congrats!
Congrats to angel_l, JMP and zomay!!! Funny effers!
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JABIFFXOXO
Congrats Loozer, angel_i, jmp & Zomay!!!!!!!!!
OMG! I won!(sorta)
Let us do the victory dance, bitches! You were kinda funny too;p (I KEED, I KEED - you people kick my ass on the daily)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Danke Schoen!
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
congrats loozer & zomay! angel ♥♥♥ JMP gross! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Congrats you funny slutz!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Congrats loozer - brilliant as always!!
Congrats as well to angel_i, JMP, and zomay!
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The Tragically Hip: Ahead By A Century
Lindsey attempts to find her dignity before she starts her one a.m. doorbell ringing at Sam's house.
Bruno attends the premiere of his movie in San Francisco's Castro district
Im so fuckin wasted this looksz edible
OOPS. Shitney did it again.
Once the Super cape blew off.....he was just plain old Clarke again
Swamp Fling
Bungie Jumping over the mudflats with loose fitting jeans was always going to end badly !
Madonna brings her Sticky&Muddy Tour to Malawi!
Rachel Hunter has quite literally been DUMPED
When my Mom said that she was going to Bronze my coming out, I never expected this!
♪ John Mayer did say that Jennifer Anderson was a "stick in the mud" Look what I found on his twitter!
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:31pm.
Tonight on The Real Housewives of New Jersey...
HAHAHA!
(hey, when's sugardaddychat ever going to win with their HILARIOUS captions?)
Lady Gaga looking for the fountain of youth in the dead sea!!!!!
Britney's shit kicker boots are back
Danielle's moral character finally washes up on the Jersey Shore
After Hohan read on Dlisted that Sam had gone to ground in order to get away from her , she intensified her search !!
"No darling, I was suggesting a threesome, where you could do some "MUFF" diving !!!"
Bitch got a case of the muddbutt...real bad
"Wow...that gerbal had long legs" thought Richard Gere after another marathon session
Those Orange County Housewives will do anything to try and stay young-looking. What they don't know is that mud is for the other end.
Pheobe Price found out the hard way that cartwheels in mud doesn't work so good.
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It was only a matter of time before Kate's hair committed suicide.
Team Jon
One of the few people who still support Obama went to the beach yesterday...
Britney was really grateful when her label said she should "go underground for a while" at the end of her tour...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
just another reason why being a body double is no fun.
The Wicked Witch of the East gets caught in the outback, while Bindi Irwin runs off with the ruby slippers.
"She's just bein' Miley!!.."
The Dead Sea Mud Baths episode of Jessica Simpson's new travel/beauty show also features product placement for her line of boots.
I don't care how much of her tanning product she uses.. Lindsay always looks like she has been diving head first into the bad shit.
Another pathetic attempt to outdo "2 girls, 1 cup"
Some women just won't listen.
The truth: Jodie Marsh was, actually, spit from the Earth fully formed, destined to roam freely until we are prepared to atone for our sins.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Get your ass out of your head!
Britney Spears is as happy as a pig in mud-wait she is a pig in mud.
When Jodie and her 2 friends performed their amazing human "Shocker" stunt, she drew the short straw and ended up being the one in the "stink".
Lady CaCa, The E! True Hollywood Story.
Britney has gone south looking for her career.
Shocking climatic ending to Planet of the Apes vs. Dukes of Hazzard, starring Jessica Simpson.
Janic Dickenson will go to great extremes to try and look young.
~*Pauliesgirl419*~
The ONE time mud butt was the least of her worries.