Wednesday, June 24th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs


Glenn Beck is really good at playing with Barbies - Videogum

Transformers 2 now has a good shot at getting nominated for a Best Picture Oscar - E! Online

Hilary Duff or a 12-year-old Russian gymnast? - Egotastic!

Lip smacking squirrel. No, this is not another picture of Hilary Duff - Cityrag

Somewhere, a glob of whipped cream is feeling lonely and sad - Popsugar

We get it, Megan Fox, you like licking dick - Hollywood Tuna

I promised you yesterday there would ultra exciting pictures of Kate Gosselin, and here she is getting bottled water delivered. TOLD YOU! - Just Jared

Amy Wino should be the new body of Nike (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Bitch needs to clean her face more often - Hollywood Rag

David Johnson wasted a perfectly good gay serenade on The Hoff - Towleroad

Future love triangle - Lainey Gossip

Peta will be pleased - ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Totally Insane... But however loved the whole thing. I can say that a "NATURAL HUMOR" for every one. ;-(
cisco exams.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I can't wait for this Transformers shit to be done in theatres. They're really promoting the fuck out of that movie, and coming from someone who has never felt remotely interested in Transformers initially, hearing about it ad nauseam has especially worn my patience thin.

Actual Transformers fans aren't synonymous with the audience that the movie generally attracks which is, let's be honest here, all the Megan Fox fanboys and all the Shia LaBeouf fangirls.

Please. I'm sure the Fox/LaBeouf "fans" are the same ones who sit there and fucking mock the living hell out of the Transformers fanbase that's actually genuine.

Give me a fucking break. Replace LaBeouf and Fox with two "average" looking unknowns and observe how many people are actually going to see the movie. If I actually gave a shit about Transformers, I'd be super pissed at all the people who only pretend to be fans.

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Am I the only one that thinks Hilary Duff looks good? I don't see fat at all. Obviously, she will never be stick skinny, but good lord if she is fat I should change my name to shamu!

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She's not fat by any stretch, but I don't think she looks good even when she's skinny. She was a cute girl when she was Lizzie McGuire but I don't think she's held up well at all.

z-listed's picture

Glenn Beck plays with the TRUTH a lot too!

Manimal5's picture

Hilary Duff looks good.

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Manimal5's picture

Transformers...maybe for Megan Fox.

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PeachPie's picture

Why is it that I'm just already tired of Megan Fox? I think I'm just tired of her reminding us she loves sex. Ok. We get it. So do the rest of us.

Sensuality and sexuality, the best kind, doesn't use words. A person who has it, just is it. Leave something to the imagination. I can spot a person who loves to sex without ever having to be told, ad naseum, that they do. She's just another Vadge waiting to happen.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:56pm.
it's looking that way, paris. that's one hell of a distraction lasting over 2 fucking hours.Metro Boston write the best reviews.

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paris herpes's picture

xerquina, so all the shit blowing up in the preview was to distract us from Shia's acting...watching a kitten die eh?

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paris herpes's picture

Hilary Duff looks good, the only thing I don't like is her arms...I mean I thought my arms were chunky? Hers look odd on her because she is so fit on the bottom. Anywho...

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

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Am I the only one that thinks Hilary Duff looks good? I don't see fat at all. Obviously, she will never be stick skinny, but good lord if she is fat I should change my name to shamu!

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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:28pm.
You just KNOW Jesus was a Republican
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C'mon provo... Jesus was a community organizer - and we know you people hate community organizers!

another right wing wacko with air time

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Glen Beck is the unfunniest fucker around.
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Erika_Leigh28's picture

so frigging FRUSTRATING I want to see what these links are but I live in shitty ass Qatar where apparently lemon eating squirrels cause arabs to go into fits of sexual frenzy. Every day yet another reason to hate this shithole. I really need to order that anti censorship and blockng program but I lost my ATM card : (((( and so I can order it. I have the sads now

Albatross's picture

The squirrel is adorable. I want to smack Megan Fox.

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Ok, so couldn't Glenn Beck have made that analogy sans Barbie Dreamhouse? Retard. And FOX news wonders why it's not taken seriously...
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angel_i's picture

Ha@Hilary Duff and her baby fat. That's what she said when she lost all that weight a couple years ago: "O that was just my baby fat." So is she, like, a baby again?

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xerquina's picture

Transformers will never get an Oscar thanks to glowing reviews like this: 'watching Shia labeouf act is like watching a kitten die'-6/24/09 Boston Metro review.HAHAHAHAA!!!

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I hate Glen Beck. What a f**king hack.

Transformer 2: save your $$$, it suxs major donkey balls.

Sorry but I'm in a crabby mood today.

Albatross's picture

Glenn Beck is fucking insane. That's all I have to say.

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Cara's picture

Glenn Beck looks like a serious child-toucher.

Glen Beck is an absolute nut-job.

Sugaroo's picture

I want that lemon-eating squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Richiegay's picture

Amy is wise to stay away from the 'London Scene' as she can apparently get whatever, whenever, there.

Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)

Queen of Poo's picture

Glen Beck is crazy but funny!!

Provolone's picture

O Glenn Beck, hahahahha.

You just KNOW Jesus was a Republican

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Ok even I won't watch the show if they bring on Jon's whore, that's just wrong.
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I love Glenn Beck and all his craziness.

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blogenfreude's picture

Glenn Beck is a lunatic. I have said it before, and I'll say it again: all the GOP and conservatism have left are sociopaths, the homeschooled, and the clinically insane.

Did something happen to the possum? That's two days running Kate Gosselin's worn a hat.

TITS's picture

CUTE SQUIRREL!

everyone must watch the lip smacking squirrel!

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mharker's picture

Is Fox news trying to be The Daily Show? If not, they're actually funnier.

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Yay Barbiesss! O'Reilly is a fuckin tool...you are welcome, my name is Capt. Obvious.

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