Unfortunately, You Won't Be Seeing Danielle Staub's Chucky Anytime Soon
Today in New Jersey, a judge blocked the release of a sex tape starring The Real Housewive of New Jersey's resident ex-coke whoring kidnapper. That's right. You'll have to get your nut off elsewheres, because you won't be seeing Danielle's grinch snatch or leather titty balls....for now.
Danielle's 27-year-old ex-boyfriend Stephen Zalewski (the one with the body and head of an elderly retired Secret Service agent) told Star Magazine a week ago that he was trying to sell the tape. Danielle told the court that the video was shot on a cell phone and she had no idea he was doing it. Suuure, Danielle. When Stephen was pointing his cell phone at your vagina, I'm sure you thought he was texting his mother to request fried chitterlings for dinner. Yeah.
Danielle gave a very moving speech outside of the court room today after her temporary victory (there's another hearing next month). Danielle said, "I think not just for my children, but for everyone's children that know me, and all women who are looking up to me... um.... My private moments should remain just that: private."
Women who look up to her?! Show me a human being with a real uterus who looks up to Danielle! The only bitch that looks up to Danielle is me! That's because when I was a little gay I told my kindergarten class that when I grow up I want to be a coke whoring stripper call girl with ties to the Colombian Cartel.
Clip of Danielle's beautiful speech below:
@ SNOWPIECE, did you watch the 2nd half last nite, Yes Danielle did something else.
Rumour is she gave Lexies father (greek man from Cyprus) information and phone number to try to get Lexie taken away from Dina....someone was calling CPS, etc.....so she is fucking horrible in my opinion if in fact this is true, when it comes to kids (although not my favorite people, and Im not a mom) I do think that peoples childrens are totally OFF LIMIT. Dont fuck w/peoples kids...way inappropriate, especially that she is a mom (Danielle), would she like it if someone was trying to take her kids away after all that came out about her, if this is true, Danielle has fallen down alot of pegs for me, when I truly liked her, and always stuck up for her.
But just seeing Caroline get so upset and break down was orgasmic for me, cause I truly despise that bitch. She's a bully, and definitely mob related, they dont murder people in your family and in the matter that they did for NO reason, only mob hits are done the way he was murdered and his partner also.
Okay, I soo hope they come back for a 2nd season, them mentioned it a couple of times, so I think we will be seeing a 2nd Season and I for one will be watching like a fanatic that I have been for the 1st Season.
Hope you have a good weekend doll.
@ SNOWPIECE, no I didnt see that, thank you, needed the laughs, todays been a sad day for life in general.
Watch this one, she's a funny bitch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B-AbBBw8iA
Yes she did something else besides all the book shit, I cant wait for tonite...**needs to get her own life and her own drama**
madam ex no clue, I haven't seen the ads I don't think, so Danielle did something ELSE! LOL
did you see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG0_Um0760
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Cant wait for Caroline to break down tonite....finally get this Reunion show over with and I feel like we are being CHEATED by not knowing what Caroline/Dina are referring to when they say Danielle is broken and she knows what she did?
Did she fuck Tommy? Did she blow Al?, I doubt she screwed Carolines sons, they seem really scared of her and a bit too attached to their moms apron. WTF did Danielle do? Anyone got a clue?
@Snowpiece, your a huge fan like I am, what do you think??
Hey QUEEN,
Just for your info, that boyfriend on the show that she wanted to give a BJ too is the same ass that videotaped her! HELLO!
Hey QUEEN,
Just for your info, that boyfriend on the show that she wanted to give a BJ too is the same ass that videotaped her! HELLO!
I too didnt realize Chucky referred to her pot pie (i was gonna say cherry but its prolly old wrinkled and smells vaguely of old people).
I agree with GET SERIOUS (Isn't this the same extortionist kidnapping cokehead informer-rat bitch who offered to give her current boytoy (who's 20 some years her junior) a blowjob in the public toilet, on this show? - YES IT IS !!
I agree with PEACH PIE (I'm gonna say this in defense of whores everywhere: It's one thing to do a damn sex tape where you know you're being filmed.You do that, you go no defense.But being taped when you don't know your fu*k buddy, well thAt's a different enchilada). - DANIELLE IS A PRO, that ho knows whens she being taped. She prolly smiles rite into camera ala Parasite HIlton.
WHen is RU PAUL Drag's race coming back? Now thats great TV as well.
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That face! It is kinda cute, but slighly horrifying at the same time. You look at it and for a second you are frozen and can't do anything because you are trying to decide if you like her or want to run away and in the meantime, she uses the time you are in a trance to steal your purse and maybe hit you with it, too.
Someone pulled her face strings a bit too tight.....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
The caps on her front teeth are driving me nuts. She probably had it done in some back alley in miami as part of a plastic surgery to repair her nose after it started to sound like a flute every time she blew due to all the coke holes in the cartilege.
Old vagina vendor habits die hard.
I'm sure there are many films around of this old prostitute.
Someone in miami needs to go through that old box of beta tapes they've got stashed in the garage. Or was all evidence wiped out in the big hurricane and we'll never know the truth?
PROSTITUTION WHORE! ENGAGED 19 TIMES!!!
I love Teresa!!
She's totally sporting that nefarious "I stole your puppy and she walks for me, now!" expression.
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Danielle is gross. I can't really blame everyone on the show for hating her. It's not like camera phones have fucking amazing zoom that they can film that shit if it is hidden. Bitch knew about the tape. Fail.
Now really, did anyone want to see that? I sure didn't and I think that Steve is a bastard for doing this, especially since he supposedly had a nice relationship with her daughters.
Burn in hell, Steve!!!
Ahahaha! I love this show. LOVE IT. This and Bridezilla which I'd never seen till it was mentioned here on Dlisted. OMG, the Clue lady was psycho!
Hah! Same here, Chica~
Had I a shitload of moneys, I'd invite all you hoes over to watch Bridezillas and The Real Housewives. Party favours would, obviously, include Ouzo & Latkes.
I thought "chuckie" was the rear door? Not up on my joisy-speak. Every time I think of "PROSITUTION WHHHHHooooooOOOOORE!" I laugh out loud.
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
it is hysterical that these pieces of white trash from 'joisey' think they are "real classy".....................
ahahhaaaha ahaaa ahaahahahahahaaaahahahaa haahahaaahahahaaaa!!
HA HA HA HA Ricki Lake!! That was hilarious!!
Danielle has a FILTHY CHUCKY and nobody would want their BEBE inside of it!!!!
"The only bitch that looks up to Danielle is me! That's because when I was a little gay I told my kindergarten class that when I grow up I want to be a coke whoring stripper call girl with ties to the Colombian Cartel."
Ahahaha! I love this show. LOVE IT. This and Bridezilla which I'd never seen till it was mentioned here on Dlisted. OMG, the Clue lady was psycho!
You said chitterlings.
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I hate her. I hope she doesn't come back.
Damn it. I just love watching wrinkled, overtanned poon bein' slammed by hot, roughneck Jersey fugly fratboy dick. This was going to be legendary. I was going to laugh at the horribly misguided way she shaves her pussy in order to appear "young," and rejoice in knowing that not only is she the oldest and the poorest of the housewives, she is also the one with the jacked-up surgery face and the long, sordid history of "prostitution whorism," kidnapping, and cell phone sex tapes. She is a nasty, dirtbag cumdump fuckpig cunt and that is why she is my favorite housewife.
(Siiiiick, jaykay! It's actually Teresa!)
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Submitted by amandasmith000 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:24pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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Well, that's cool. Sooner or later amandaam's bot was bound to be on topic.
Submitted by stake_spik: "DEAR GOD BRAVO PLEASE DON'T BRING BACK CAROLINE. EVERYTIME I SEE HER DISGUSTING MUG OR HEAR HER STUPID VOICE I WANT TO THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW."
Ditto on that, man. Smug moron.
I do look up to you, you coke-sniffin', double dealin' tranny!!
Submitted by babybunny: "that BENJAMIN BUTTON fool..."
Yes, he was gross. He looks like the old gym teacher who weasels his way into teaching girl's soccer and thinks he's hot because he looks better than the 70-year-old history teacher.
I'm really tired of that trend of guys peddling their sex tapes. Female power: which woman videotaped herself with Hulk Hogan? Tom Brokaw? Joe Torre? Yaphet Kotto?
You've got to be kidding...raise your hand if you haven't seen Danielle's kitty. She was going to do the Benjamin Button's guy in the bathroom of restaurant (or lounge, whatever it was). Klass for klass!
I'm sure all those stupid cunts will be talking about this next season.
DEAR GOD BRAVO PLEASE DON'T BRING BACK CAROLINE. EVERYTIME I SEE HER DISGUSTING MUG OR HEAR HER STUPID VOICE I WANT TO THROW MY TV OUT THE WINDOW.
*open*
OH...and she's confused. It's not women looking up to her. That's the nits in her lashes looking up to her eyebrows...so far, far away.
did you know, it is impossible to head bang with your mouth closed?
try it!
ok, sorry, what are the rules in this joint?
Grinch snatch!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PROSTITUTION WHORE!
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:57pm.
i really need to start watching this show. will i lose brain cells if i do?
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Yes...absofu*kinglutely, you will. However, there's a trade off! You'll learn the fine art of Italian table flipping! And it is an art. I should know..I'm half dego and I've bashed up a table (or something akin to it) after a few drinks at family gatherings.
I only saw the damn finale and I'm hooked. I know I'm going to be whoring it on Saturdays watching re-runs now.
Now, as for Danielle. As much as I didn't like her from the little bit I saw of her, I'm gonna say this in defense of whores everywhere: It's one thing to do a damn sex tape where you know you're being filmed. You do that, you go no defense. But being taped when you don't know your fu*k buddy (why do I insist on not spelling out swear words? ), well thst's a different enchilada.
I'd hell beat the ass of anyone who did that to me. Forget about court. You'd get the wrath of a table flippin wop!
her eyebrows.. wtf is up with those eyebrows?
Sorry; double post...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Isn't this the same extortionist kidnapping cokehead informer-rat bitch who offered to give her current boytoy (who's 20 some years her junior) a blowjob in the public toilet, on this show?
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
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i hope that this account doesnt get hacked like my facebook and myspace. if it does please let me apologize in advance for any inappropriate comments that may be made. im taking care of the situation. just and FYI; not that i am hugely known or popular around here just wanted to throw that out there in case some weirdness gets posted on my behalf. =)
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i really need to start watching this show. will i lose brain cells if i do?
nice cokey eyeshadow, btw.
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Oh, damn - just got up off da floor from laughing too hard. Children and women who look up to me in the same sentence!!! LMAO ... oh, that was a goodie. Meanwhile, my eyeballs are appreciating this judge and want to send him a harry & david tower of fruit in appreciation.
Tee that was freaking hysterical, thanks for posting!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I just watched the finale this weekend so I know I am behind but that shit was funny.
The best part was Caroline's son giving commentary..."If you aren't familiar with the table flip you probably aren't from New Jersey"
HILARIOUS.
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*Blondeface*
The women who look up to her are midgets ... because they have no choice in the matter.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I posted this in the Open Post not sure if anyone caught this - But since this is relating to this post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG0_Um0760
Chelsey Handler paroding the Housewives. Too funny not to share.
PROSTITUTION WHORE! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
her eyebrows are surreal...
oh believe me, that ho has another(100) sex tape somewhere; that will leak out.
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Women looking up to her? Damn, girlfriend is demented and delusional.
Her face is botoxed within an inch. And those eyebrows are ridic.