Rachel Hunter Dumped
39-year-old Rachel Hunter, star of The Real Gilligan's Island, Dancing with the Has-Beens, Style Me, Celebrity Paranormal Project, Make Me A Supermodel, Celebrity Circus and any other reality show you can think of, has been straight-up dumped by her fiance just a couple of months before they were supposed to get married.
Bitch, I hope the caterers refund your deposit. Everything I know about weddings I learned from Bridezilla.
The Daily Mail says that Rachel's 27-year-old fiance, L.A. Kings hockey player Jarret Stoll, e-mailed every guest telling them that the August 14th wedding wasn't going to happen. Jarret didn't give Rachel a reason for why he wanted to quit her ass. Rachel apparently has the sads in a bad way. A friend said, "She has absolutely no idea why Jarret has done this. It sounds like it could be a classic case of cold feet. He is a fair bit younger than her."
I hope Rachel's not hibernating in her bedroom devouring a giant tub of Breyers while listening to "This Old Heart of Mine" on repeat (that would be ironic).
Rachel should dry her tears, pick up her vagina, spray some perfume on it and fuck every one of Jarret's friends. Don't stop there. Fuck his father, his uncles, his cousins, his second cousins, his brothers, his gardener, his dry cleaner, etc... etc... Fuck him over by fucking everyone in his life! When he's sitting at Christmas dinner with his entire family, he'll look into each of their faces and die a little inside when he realizes that your pussay has been on every single one of them. Git it, Rachel!
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They do look like they were meant to be. Their lips are nearly identical. She has no upper lip either.
They do look like they were meant to be. Their lips are nearly identical. She has no upper lip either.
They do look like they were meant to be. Their lips are nearly identical. She has no upper lip either.
Maybe she can turn her situation into a reality show and have contestants line up to try to win her hand as a fiance. She can have a variety of younger, older, and similarly-aged men as participants, with different racial and economic backgrounds.
I'll cross my fingers and hope she marries a Korean restaurant manager or a Cuban bandleader who says things like "go head n' 'splain" and "wha-happened?"
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Work it, baby.
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shewas not so hot.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Visan on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:11pm.
Rachel Hunter gives off that clingy, bitchy vibe!
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she's from new zealand.
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
LOL @ Tigerlilly
Aww poor Rachel...come here baby...no really, I totally LOVED the Real Gilligans Island. *crosses fingers behind back*
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I am sorry but I don't see the beauty and never did. Even in her prime she wasn't that great. Rod had her when she was at least pretty decent looking, but she thought she deseved better.Glad that paid off.
I've always found her annoying. I've actually shut off movies when her name appeared in the opening credits because once I discover SHE'S in the movie, I *KNOW* it's going to be too insufferable and lame a film for me to make it through til the end.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:28pm.
Not me. For me, it was midget porn.
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Same thing, really, when you think about it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
PEEN QUEST could be the name of her new reality show. I'm with MK, fuck everyone he knows, don't just limit it to the men either, fuck his sisters, his mom, her nail lady, the maid, the person that delivers the mail.
Like in the movie "Better Off Dead" when everyone wants to go out with John Cusack's ex, even the creepy teacher.
Also, Rachel Hunter was in the video "Stacy's mom"
Michael K, thank you for the last paragraph. You're so nice. Thank you.
I don't think she's pretty, at all. Her face is quite generic, but she looks decent for her age. Anyway, what happened to her is sad, I wish her the best...
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Douchechill!
If she really wants to hurt him, she should hook up with the NJ Devils.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
It is Karma payback. Rod Stewart was devastated when she left him. Karma Payback.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:12pm.
You're Canadian, you're legally required to listen to Alanis Morrisette endlessly.
Always preferred "Uninvited" myself.
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I love that whole album, really. It came at a perfect time for me - I was right in that place at that time. It was Canadian Emo time, in fact - with Sarah Mclachlan just fading away, Alanis coming up...Bruce Cockburn went on tour - it's like we were ALL going through something. Sadly, all that emoting didn't go anywhere - we all got distracted by Reality TV.
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Not me. For me, it was midget porn.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:46pm.
What would really be cool is if she hooked up with one of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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ahaHA! That would rock ;D
Rachel, meet Karma. Karma's here to collect your debt for kicking Rod Stewart to the curb.
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Exactly.
There were reports that he was absolutely devastated and surprised when she divorced him.
Who gives a fuck really. Athletes will fuck anything and have groupies that rival rock stars. They love having a woman who they can say is/was a model. But eventually they get sick of the same woman over and over again. After it gets old, he starts thinking about what she is going to look like pushing 50 and that aint too far off.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:12pm.
You're Canadian, you're legally required to listen to Alanis Morrisette endlessly.
Always preferred "Uninvited" myself.
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I love that whole album, really. It came at a perfect time for me - I was right in that place at that time. It was Canadian Emo time, in fact - with Sarah Mclachlan just fading away, Alanis coming up...Bruce Cockburn went on tour - it's like we were ALL going through something. Sadly, all that emoting didn't go anywhere - we all got distracted by Reality TV.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:23pm.
Sign me up as stunt-dick!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:19pm.
@ Tigerlily
PEEN QUEST...the most awesome post ever!
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I'm shopping it around for a reality series...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angle_I,
This is going to sound wholly stupid, but I saw Alanis sing thst song on TV one night flippin through channels on TV. Never gave her, or that song, a second thought til that night.
I just suddenly got it. Period. It was the perfect song, the perfect disjointed message, at the right point in my life. Saved my damn life, to be honest.
Stupid, yup. But I got it.
Why one obviously wanting to settle down in a major way hooks up with a 20-something guy, especially a jock with pussy constantly offered to him, I will never understand. Guys like that are great one-night to 2-week hook-ups, max.
@ Tigerlily
PEEN QUEST...the most awesome post ever!
*Bows at The Tiger*
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:07pm.
Maybe he decided that he prefers showering with sweaty, toothless men.
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Back flash Sally Mack and don't call Rachel a BLACK...tax blue balloons....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
MK - you are brilliant. Will you be my life coach?
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:12pm.
You're Canadian, you're legally required to listen to Alanis Morrisette endlessly.
Always preferred "Uninvited" myself.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@PeachPie: That's really inneresting. That song came out when I was pregnant with my daughter and I listened to it endlessly.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Rachel, meet Karma. Karma's here to collect your debt for kicking Rod Stewart to the curb.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
Maybe he decided that he prefers showering with sweaty, toothless men.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:58pm.
Maybe he has hockey practice that day.
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Maybe he had bad chocolate times on the toilet with a toilet handle mask flash...? It happens...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
To Hotmammi:
Ok...not to sound like an advice column, but here goes:
1. Do not fucking hang your head. You have no shame, especially at DListed. Hell, we've all been there (or someplace worse).
2. You fucked him and you got pregnant. End of story. He probably didn't promise you anything. So you can't hold him to anything now, except child support.
3.If he wanted to be with you/support a child, you wouldn't be telling us about this story. So he doesn't. Let it go. If you're having this child, get him to help support it, and then forget him. It's not in the cards for you to be with him.
now, go find the lyrics to "Thank U" by Alanis Morissett. Make SURE to read the lyrics first.
Then catch her singing it, if ou can, on YouTube. In that order. If it doesn't ring true for you now, it will at some point. Good luck, sweetheart.
Maybe he has hockey practice that day.
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has anyone seen this photo? he's hotter than fuck http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/rach3.jpg
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by PeachPie on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:14pm.
Hotmammi:
Sweetie, INDIFFERENCE is the key to handling a bad break up. Look up the definition, then practice it.
(Of course, if they are a total AHole about it,then go to plan B, as MK suggests!)
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It wasn't so much a break-up as it was a "We work together, started sleeping together and I got pregnant." kinda thing. Ahem. Unfortunately I am incapable of complete indifference. *hangs head* One day I'll be able to take your advice!
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I got a similar sitch - we had dated briefly, broke ties, and then hooked up a year later ONCE. It's no biggie. I try to think of myself like the sisters at Alta's Hame. They were women who lived together and some of them (hunters, foragers, traders, etc) travelled and some didn't. The ladies who traveled would tend to get themselves pregnant out there which was all cool becuz the community raised those children....anyway - it's a cute story and so perfect when you're feeling like you're not living up to THIS society's standards (standards it only pretends to have anyway)...Sister Light, Sister Dark - Jane Yolen.
(;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
She's got a lot of miles on her, but I'm sure she still rides nice.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dammit, MK, you deserve a Pulitzer.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:32pm.
Maybe the pre nup wasn't agreeable.
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That's what I was thinking!!!!
She dumped Rod Stewart because he was too old. Bitch got served.
I also think she is way, way, way overrated.
Being dumped is all she seems to know how to do.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
I hope Rachel's not hibernating in her bedroom devouring a giant tub of Breyers while listening to "This Old Heart of Mine" on repeat (that would be ironic).
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I've gone back 3 X's and read this and giggle everytime
Hotmammi:
Sweetie, being INDIFFERENT is the key to handling a bad break up. Look up the definition, then practice it.
Letting "slip" your sexual activities, or anything about yourself, post breakup, only says you still care what he/she thinks. Telling an ex that you're doing sezzy times with someone makes us look stupid and desperate. INDIFFERENT. Be it!
(Of course, if they are a total AHole about it,then go to plan B, as MK suggests!)
Submitted by PeachPie on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:14pm.
Hotmammi:
Sweetie, INDIFFERENCE is the key to handling a bad break up. Look up the definition, then practice it.
(Of course, if they are a total AHole about it,then go to plan B, as MK suggests!)
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It wasn't so much a break-up as it was a "We work together, started sleeping together and I got pregnant." kinda thing. Ahem. Unfortunately I am incapable of complete indifference. *hangs head* One day I'll be able to take your advice!
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Are You Hot? ....she was on that retarded show with the Emperess of Lucite's X hubby....I have had several encounters with Rachel, and while she may be nice, she's not that pretty - she is totally average in the neighborhood we both live....and I know this is super bitchy - but she's fat - seriously a big boned gal...check out her double chin peeking through....she dresses like hell...and she's got a daughter almost old enough for him to fuck legally... She got dumped... It's not the first time, and it won't be the last.....there's really no mystery here folks.
i agree, she should most definitely fuck the entire Pittsburgh Penguins roster...refs too!
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Rachel Hunter gives off that clingy, bitchy vibe!
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You got that?!
getserious: She was in the video for "Stacy's Mom". I think. She was truly hot in that.
Her face looks great - she looks hella better for her age than a LOT of hoes. But she looks a little thick in the middle. Makes me feel better.
So I gather that in order to once and for all get my claws into someone who shall not be named, I need to get my fuck on with everyone BUT him? Got it.
Ignoring him seems to be working, but I think letting it slip how much sexy time I'm having will work better. Clearly Dlisted is where I need to come to get relationship advice. :)
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
"Pick you your vagina and spray perfume on it."
LOL@Tigerlilly