Rachel Hunter Dumped
39-year-old Rachel Hunter, star of The Real Gilligan's Island, Dancing with the Has-Beens, Style Me, Celebrity Paranormal Project, Make Me A Supermodel, Celebrity Circus and any other reality show you can think of, has been straight-up dumped by her fiance just a couple of months before they were supposed to get married.
Bitch, I hope the caterers refund your deposit. Everything I know about weddings I learned from Bridezilla.
The Daily Mail says that Rachel's 27-year-old fiance, L.A. Kings hockey player Jarret Stoll, e-mailed every guest telling them that the August 14th wedding wasn't going to happen. Jarret didn't give Rachel a reason for why he wanted to quit her ass. Rachel apparently has the sads in a bad way. A friend said, "She has absolutely no idea why Jarret has done this. It sounds like it could be a classic case of cold feet. He is a fair bit younger than her."
I hope Rachel's not hibernating in her bedroom devouring a giant tub of Breyers while listening to "This Old Heart of Mine" on repeat (that would be ironic).
Rachel should dry her tears, pick up her vagina, spray some perfume on it and fuck every one of Jarret's friends. Don't stop there. Fuck his father, his uncles, his cousins, his second cousins, his brothers, his gardener, his dry cleaner, etc... etc... Fuck him over by fucking everyone in his life! When he's sitting at Christmas dinner with his entire family, he'll look into each of their faces and die a little inside when he realizes that your pussay has been on every single one of them. Git it, Rachel!
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Submitted by amandasmith000 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:25pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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No it is not!! I'm gonna get me one. **adds to shopping list**
Damn that sucks...but maybe for the best because sounds like he has a classic case of MEGA-DOUCHE! And he probably has been cheating on her ass because she actually loves him or some shit. Why do beautiful women go for the assholes? I think there's no real answer for this question...I'm still wondering it myself.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I don't remember which video she was in, but it was the one where she was supposedly a divorced housewife, and she got a massage. Showed a lot of skin in the video, and it looked like she's one hot piece of ass. I have no idea why this dude dumped her, but it's questionable as to whether he has a dick or not...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
No, Rachel...Here's what you do...Listen to da tiger... Eatchu a tub of Ben and Jerry's, pop Xanax like they's Pez, drink vodka mixed with anythang you have in the house (i.e. Kool-Aid, pickle juice, whatevs, when those options dry up just guzzle the voddy straight up...) whilst wearing dirty sweatpants and one of your ex's shirts...Cry, moan and whine to ANYONE who will listen...BUT only for 72 hours tops.
Once that clock stops ticking...GIIIIIIRLLL...Getchu in a bubble baf, go to the hairsdresser's, buy you a slutty outfit, and go on a PEEN QUEST! And I mean a down and dirty PEEN QUEST...Anger fuck dudes 'til they passes out or die...
THEN...Realize yo' azz be RACHEL FUCKING HUNTER! You can snap your fingers and replace that douche done you WRAWNG in an instant... Yeah, girl...WORK IT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You know what? Rachel should eat a giant tub of Dreyers and then go on celebrity fit club. She'd get paid! I think islandgirl is on to something...
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:29pm.
Maybe he read islandgirl's comment a few days ago that Rachel was only about a hotdog away from Celebrity Fit Club?
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haha.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:33pm.
Bitch has no luck in love. Although, maybe she should consider who the common denominator is in all her failed relationships...
*ding ding ding* We have a winner!
Sadly, it's the rare individual who learns from his/her mistakes.
I always thought she was pretty too, in an unusual way. And she looks good for 39.
Too bad Bill Guerin is married.
:)
G'night folks.
Once when I was working I waited on her, she had NO makeup on, and was she STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL. I don't know nuthin' 'bout her inner beeyutay, but she is one fine looking human.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:25pm.
Oh, that is awesome! LOL!
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
I cannot hate on Rachel Hunter. She is one hot bitch. She does not need that ooglay second-string hockey goon. What an asshole.
I didn't get my ex back by fuckin all of his friends, he didn't have any! When he got locked up while we were still married I fucked his nonenglish speaking drug dealer, si papi! After we split, I moved to a small town and commenced to fucking every available guy in town and some from out of town. He doesn't know about it but I have loads of satifaction that it know would kiiiiiiill him if he knew. I went wild for about 8 months, then I cooled down. Now all I get is icky old men that want to date me. I'm like, ewwwwwww! After having my world rocked for three weeks by a 21 year old Tennessee boy a wrinkly old peen is the opposite of what I want. It works both ways, I would rather have a one or two or three night stand with a hot young guy then get sucked into a relaysh with a guy who's two steps from Depends. Beat that whores!
Reason # 2340983098324 why I wouldn't want to be famous.
This is sadness. Rachel is the hotness. Go find yourself an older established hottie. Stop wading in my dating pool, as you've found out they all suck :)
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:52pm.
What in the world would she see in him in the first place?
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ITA. I have no clue who this Rachel bitch is, but at least looks wise... she could do a lot better than that.
Dude is 27 and balding, has a pedo smile and NO LIPS WHATSOEVER.
He's CREEPY!
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:46pm.
What would really be cool is if she hooked up with one of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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Clever girl!
What in the world would she see in him in the first place?
I only remember her from the celebrity circus first show where she dances to britneys song on a flying hula hoop..oh and if Im not mistaken this foundation called dermacia my friends showed me on an late night infomertial she was gonna order from she was the spokewhore for it lol
*drunk slur* Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole.
Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:46pm.
Rachel Hunter is *only* 39? I swear, I am almost 42 and I could've sworn she was a few years older than me.
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Whoa, are you kidding me? You must bathe in the fountain of youth, because I think this bitch looks way younger than 39. Shit, she looks younger than her ex-fiancé!
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
It is called Anistonophobia.
It's when a younger guy gets to hook up with a famous chick that he used jerk off to when he was a teen.
After he nails her for awhile, he realizes that she is old, wrinkly, bitchy, and doesn't like to party anymore, so he dumps her saggy cougar ass like a hot potato.
Now THAT'S what I call strategy.
Hey Rachel, I'm no friend of your fiancé, but you can start with me...
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
too bad, she looks like a female Owen Wilson to me
not really attractive
Rachel Hunter is *only* 39? I swear, I am almost 42 and I could've sworn she was a few years older than me.
What would really be cool is if she hooked up with one of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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I hope she fucks all his friends, go get em' Rach!
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That's fucked up to call off the wedding like that. He probably wants a younger wife and have kids.
She's still pretty, go get 'em Rachel. And just remember at least you're not still married to old Rodster.
...now put on some red lippy and get fuckin'!!!!
sage advice!
"Fuck him over by fucking everyone in his life! When he's sitting at Christmas dinner with his entire family, he'll look into each of their faces and die a little inside when he realizes that your pussay has been on every single one of them."
Done that. It works!
Bitch has no luck in love. Although, maybe she should consider who the common denominator is in all her failed relationships...
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she's hot and will probably rebound nicely.
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Maybe he read islandgirl's comment a few days ago that Rachel was only about a hotdog away from Celebrity Fit Club?
"a fair bit younger"? COUGH
he's a baby who should go home to his mommy and grow up!
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jill,
That is funny! Slut it up.
Texndoc,
No she doesn't but she has Rod Stewarts.
Goddamn that is just cold. Totally right on with your advice MK bitch needs to spread it around in a big way.
Someone I know did exactly this.
Her cheating low-life hubby dumped her after 3 kids and 15 years of marriage.
That was June.
By September she had fucked every one of his friends.
<"She has absolutely no idea why Jarret has done this.">
As much a mystery as yesterdays "cause of death unknown" for 200 year old Ed McMahon. You're nearly 40, dear. Tick-tick-tick. Look in the opposite direction. Ivana's money you do not have for the younger set.
She could give Sean Avery a call.
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Sadness.
Albatross-Your siggies fucking KILL me. I think I need to take that advice.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
that's a huge age difference
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
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She's only 39?
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
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Bitch please.
Get out there, Rachel, and get to fuckin'! Just look at my sig line for guidance:
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney