Dear Shia, I Co-Sign That

Mommy lover Shia LaDouche paid homage to Bob Dylan by wearing this t-shirt to LAX yesterday. While I plan to make my own using a Sharpie and a ratty Fruit of the Loom (SHUT UP!!) t-shirt, you will never see me wearing that shit to a damn airport! That's just asking for a rubber finger and a flashlight up your culo! On second thought......this is the only t-shirt I should wear to the airport. You gotta get it where you can!