.....The Fuck?
This video of a gay exorcism of a 16-year-old boy has been making the rounds for a couple of weeks, but I saw it for the first time yesterday on the news. It's all sorts of fucked up. The Manifested Glory Ministries Church of Bridgeport, Connecticut posted the 20-minute long video on YouTube, but quickly yanked it off after it created a ton of controversy (go fucking figure).
In the video, the kid is seen writhing on the floor as the pastor summons the "gay demon" out of him by shouting shit like, “Rip it from his throat! Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer! Come out of his belly...It's in the belly - push.”
It's kind of ironic that bitches have shouted the same shit at me during homosexual exercises.
Do these crazies really think they are going to get the "gay demon" out by shouting that dark-sided stuff at it? Stupid fucks! They have to tell it that it looks hot in skinny jeans. They have to bring it the AbFab box set. Woo it a little. But seriously....
They need to leave that kid alone and try to drive the gayness out of my body instead! Come at me, bitches! We'd be there for days, weeks, months, years. Trust me, it's not going anywhere. They would probably drop dead from exhaustion or hunger while I just sit there shaking my head while saying, "Nope." Saying shit like "Rip it from his throat," will only make me crave ze cock even more. They'd probably throw up their arms and finally say, "Fuckit. Let's go get Sex on the Beaches at the local gay bar." That is a battle they will lose.
Source: LA Times (Thanks Kevin)
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JaneDoe, do you have someone at home helping you type this, I'm really worried someone with such low comprehension skills is out there doing it alone.
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think simple, if God really think it is a sin, why the hell He creates homosexuality?"
Think simple, if murder is wrong, why the hell did He create murderers?
You really are a nitwit.
Homosexuality is sexual orientation for God sake how come someone said it is a lifestyle.
think simple, if God really think it is a sin, why the hell He creates homosexuality?
What is so wrong with loving someone who has the same sex as us?
and M.E, sending you tons of hugs and chocolate sundae! I think you did the right thing.
poo- you said "Like fucking yourself."
You already do that, my dear. There is a cure for it, but you enjoy it too much.
Poor ol' homosexual spirit! All it wants is tree-fity!
But don go givin him dat tree-fity 'cause he'll just bring his friend back, damn ol' Loch Ness Monster!
Submitted by dannys_grl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 5:25pm.
*facepalm*
You.
Again.
Hey, you're entitled to your opinion and speak your cracked little mind. I wouldn't request to have you banned.
Yet.
But to come onto a site like this, owned and operated by an unapologetic and proud gay man (who's more than a little like myself), you have the chutzpah to mouth a view that's about as inflammatory and backward as if you'd come out denouncing interracial relationships or pants for women. Only much, much worse.
So don't be surprised if you get piled upon in a less-than-polite manner. If you had OWNED your opinion by saying "It's my view that...", you might have earned yourself some consideration...
Ah, hell. Who am I kidding? I'd still think your viewpoint was asinine.
Your ignorant pronunciations are offensive (albeit laughably so) to anyone who truly knows -- and loves -- gay men or lesbians or has an ounce of empathy and half a brain. You're so full of self-righteous sanctimony, mock-offense, and zeal to be "right". Do you study science with that God-given brain? Do you consider the contexts of the aspects of your beliefs?
Do you get outside much?
I've known people like you for over 30 years, who've been no more successful at "curing" gays than they'd have been turning acorn squash into piano-playing wombats.
In fact, your kind is responsible for pushing three guys I knew into such desperation for their "failures" that each attempted suicide. At that, two succeeded. Grievous sins, not Christ-like compassion, were perpetuated against these men by people believing as you do.
Please find a new hobby.
Like fucking yourself.
You're dismissed.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
omfg that's SO messed up wtf.
and...
ugh. never mind i don't wanna say anything inappropriate or 'obscene'
fuck it.
That kid's family are going to be REALLY let down when see that "preacher" stocking shelves at their local drug store.
Submitted by dannys_grl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 5:25pm.
GO AWAY IGNORANT CUNT.
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Submitted by dannys_grl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 5:25
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Dammit, Lazarus! STAY DEAD!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Well that fucktard M.E. got me banned, what M.E... does someone having an opinion that differs from yours REALLY get your panties in a twist?
To set the record straight (no pun intended), I never judged anyone to hell or cursed or said anything of the sort- I gave MY opinion.
I believe homosexuality is like ANY OTHER sin, it can be cured. Like being addicted to smoking, drugs, having OCD, ANY TYPE OF BEHAVIORAL issue CAN be TREATED.
I have not mentioned scripture because many here don't read or believe the Bible...nor is it my intention to judge those choosing a homosexual lifestyle.
My point was that for those who admit they are addicted to the lifestyle, there can be HOPE and change for them.
Now report away.
You're right, FreeBird.
I'm possessed with the evil Italian/Irish, table flippin spirit! Shoot me! (Sorry, can't say I'm from Jersey, though. I'm a New York mutt).
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:04pm.
freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:56pm.
An I gots a big ol heart chakra!
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Holy SMACK! I just read all the rest of the comments.
Speechless. (And you all know that sure isn't like ME).
I just saw a report on CNN briefly and a lady from this church said there's a spirit for everything. She mentioned there is a crack cocaine spirit. Hmmmmm. That's not craaaazy.
Seems they are well acquainted with the Judgy Judgerson spirit. And the Stooooopid spirit.
ricki - I have never asked for ANYONE to be banned. And my report button has cobwebs on it from lack of use.
Why are you all of a sudden being such a cunty queen to me?
Jesus.
Oh my god. I don't even know how to respond to this. It makes my heart break.
My mom is a born again Christian. I won't even go into the battles we've had over the issue of GLBT. But after years, she's finally "softened" her view.
To take anyone, but most especially a teenager, and put it into their head that being gay is being demon possessed.....never mind. If I continue talking right now, I'm going to go into a full blown rage.
"Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:00pm.
What the fuck ever. I guess I am not allowed to have an opinion."
Ahahahahaha. Whatever hon. How many posts have you gotten deleted and how many users have you gotten banned? I have never once e-mailed the moderators or "Reported Abuse" on a comment. Now who is it again that's not allowing people to have opinions? LOL You're such a victim all the time, M.E. , it must get so old.
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting, really all I can say about this. Why people have to be involved in other people's business when it's hurting no one I'll never understand. If someone tried to exorcise the "gay demon" out of me I'd completely lose my shit on them.
*whispers*
Is the coast clear? Is everyone playing nice?
Y'all some crazy bitches. Sticks and stones, lovers.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
people are fucking stupid. how would they react if some ignorant white fuckers posted a video of a white preacher trying to "exercise" the "black" out of some poor kid?? fucking assholes.
Try telling this preacher you want to exorcise her 'black demon' and see what the response is.
This is child abuse. Arrests should be made.
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M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:00pm.
What the fuck ever. I guess I am not allowed to have an opinion.
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It's okay M.E...
freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:56pm.
An I gots a big ol heart chakra!
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Yes you do.
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Is there a skanky ho demon 'cause I, ummm, I mean my friend might need to visit that church.
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What the fuck ever. I guess I am not allowed to have an opinion.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:51pm.
freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:48pm.
:0) I can play it on my Xylophone.
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Come on over. I got a harmonica.
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An I gots a big ol heart chakra!
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freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:48pm.
:0) I can play it on my Xylophone.
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Come on over. I got a harmonica.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:19pm.
Let us all hold hands and connect with our heart chakras.
HOLD HANDS.
Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbaya....
Anyone have a guitar?
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:0) I can play it on my Xylophone.
Maybe homosexuality is addictive? All that I know is I was hooked after smoking my first pole!
This is stupid beyond belief and scary that this sort of individuals and "churches" are allowed to operate in this day and age. And I thought only the Catholic church could practice exorcisms anyway (even though being gay is not a demon or an addiction as some stupid crucifix-masturbating ho posted here)...but this is some made up ministry that has no more power than your run-of-the-mill santeria-practicing charlatan.
I fear for that poor kid.
"Honey, I've been stretching this body for yearrrrsss!" - Blanche Devereaux
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Let us all hold hands and connect with our heart chakras.
HOLD HANDS.
Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbaya....
Anyone have a guitar?
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ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:08pm
It's like the adage, "I couldn't tell you what porn is, but I know it when I see it."
That was straight up HATE mongering there.
You don't know it until you read it and it gets booted, rightfully so.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Awesome. I'm actually gay and couldn't give a fuck. I think MK, with the shit he posts, can prolly take one little "You can be cured!" comment that doesn't even involve swearing and name-calling. Can the faux victimization act for one second, please M.E. You're always so fucking righteous, you're no better dannysgrl. Trust.
"Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:57pm.
Well the dipshit got deleted but GOTTDAMN!
ILPS thanks for the re-cap there, it was only a matter of time until one those kind popped in here.
Wow."
No problem. Shit like that pisses me off. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but when you start hating on a community and call yourself a Christian, that shit is just hypocrisy at its finest.
Now, I have my issues with church and all and I hope my response to this person was that of a lesson-learning experience, not bashing her for being a Christian - even if her facts are off-based and wrong.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:03pm.
yes, i believe dannysgirl doth protest too much!!
she's addicted to the pussy!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
ricki - I reported her/him because why the hell would you post on a gay mans blog, that there is a cure for him, etc and being gay is an addiction.
I find it offensive to all gays.
Is there anymore evidence you need from someone that wants a cock in their ass then one saying 'homosexuality is an addiction'
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TexnDoc on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:55pm.
What "gay demon" would not already HAVE the AbFab box set?
Ridiculousness.
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"Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:51pm.
REPORTED!"
Ugh. So fucking stupid. She is dumb, but she's allowed an opinion. Why the fuck do you lame hos always try to get people you disagree with banned and shit? Doesn't really make your side of the argument seem all that strong if you can't take the slightest disagreement. Lamez.
Well the dipshit got deleted but GOTTDAMN!
ILPS thanks for the re-cap there, it was only a matter of time until one those kind popped in here.
Wow.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
No preachin' on DListed. Them's the rules.
Honey you know that Pastor is fucking the Minister of Music
What "gay demon" would not already HAVE the AbFab box set?
Ridiculousness.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
On behalf of my fellow catholic dlisters - go fuck yourself into a coma, dumbfuck.
You Made me giggle, but I agree 100%.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
On behalf of my fellow catholic dlisters - go fuck yourself into a coma, dumbfuck.
You Made me giggle, but I agree 100%.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
SEE YOU IN HELL !!! :)
ignorant cunt.
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