Simon Cowell's Fur Pies Could Be Worth Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars
Simon Cowell is about to trump Oprah as the highest paid pussycat on TV. Last year, Oprah reportedly made a total of $275 million. If a new deal goes through, Simon's nipples will soon be squirting gold leche.
The New York Post says that Simon is in talks with British billionaire Sir Philip Green to start a new production company that will create TV shows in the UK and the US. On top of that, Simon's contract with American Idol is up for re-negotiation and you know he's going to milk those hos dry. A source said that Simon's new contract with Idol will "make him the best-paid star of TV."
There's no way Oprah is going to sit on her diamond-studded throne and just let this happen. Don't be surprised if you see Gayle King on the ho stroll selling ass in a spandex mini-skirt and leather pasties. Homegirl is going to have to contribute to the family fortune!
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Simon is a tasty looking doushe. He'll be like Hugh Hefner. All that $ will buy him young/hot pussay as long as he lives. He is also one smart dude for not having any kids. He probably had a vasectomy or his ex troll would have had an "oops" baby.
am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***---last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
I don't care for either of these mega-millionaires: frankly, no one should be worth that much money as a rule. IMO. black whiteconnect-u will meet more rich men and hot babes.
No one and I mean NO ONE deserves that kind of money. Its sickening. Makes me not support or watch anything associated with these people. Not like any of these people are doing anything noteworthy either. A bunch of chumps slaughtering classics on prime time t.v. is not talent nor is sitting on a couch interviewing celebrities. Its the American public's fault that these people are so disgustingly rich, for some reason with all the shit going on in our country we still have the time to worry about complete and utter nonsense like this. More people know about the gay runner up on American Idol then they know about whats going on in this world. The downfall of society is happening at a rapid pace, take note.
Brilliant businessman. Of the few times I've watch AI, the show would be boring without him.
As ridiculous as American Idol is, Simon Cowell is a smart man. He created it specifically to be a lead generation device for his record company, to make sure he had a constant flow of new talent to look at, so he could make money off of their albums. Genius...
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Submitted by cuntygolightly on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:22pm.
you really have to have a good stomach to be golddigging on those pasty and furry titties...
i love money, but there's a limit...
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BWAHAHAHAA! That bitch that ground up on Phil Spector has some free time now.
you really have to have a good stomach to be golddigging on those pasty and furry titties...
i love money, but there's a limit...
not a fan, and never watched Idol, but he looks really good in this pic...yeah i have a thing for man fur too. ha!
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I actually like Simon, but damn, how much money does one person need??
TRUE justaguest.
That's why I like him waaaaaay over that liar-bitch.
At least Simon doesn't tell all of us how to live our lives like Pope-rah.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:14am.
1st bitches!
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I still think its funny. *mwuah*
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:57am.
DD is that ELO in your avie? LOL
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It WAS!! but I've been changing my avie pix for DD and Foxy this morning so if you hit refresh you will now see farrah. When the mourning has passed, you'll see audrey hepburn.
that's funny that you caught that. I had it on for quite awhile and no one commented on it. it gave the sads cuz it made me feel like the oldest person here. ;-)
I am looking forward to Open Post. I've been off-topic all over the place.
SIMON COWELL SUX DONKEY BOLLS!!!
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:53am.
Thank you. This is so sad. I can't help but hope that she didn't end up marrying Ryan. May she rest in peace.
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No amount of money would get me to hit this guy. None.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/06/25/2009-06-25_cancerstricken_f...
DD is that ELO in your avie? LOL
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RIP Farrah. The world was a better place with you in it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:54am.
EH she had anal cancer. If you saw the Farrahs Story doc ~ well, I did and there was no way she was getting better that I could see, sad.
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I watched ~ and cried.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:53am.
'm not finding anything on Farrah. I looked at CNN's site. Was it on TV?
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it's on TMZ
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-- Actress Farrah Fawcett, star of TV's "Charlie's Angels," has died after a battle with cancer, her representative says.
EH she had anal cancer. If you saw the Farrahs Story doc ~ well, I did and there was no way she was getting better that I could see, sad.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Bleh. This is where tons of money goes? I'm all for him being rich, but does he really need THAT much? Although I suspect he does some pretty good charity work, too, though. Sigh.
ah man, poor Farrah...
'm not finding anything on Farrah. I looked at CNN's site. Was it on TV?
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What disease did she have again?
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DD: just taking some time off, sweets.
hello all!
Fawcett's death is sad; but so are most.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:49am.
poor, Farrah. RIP
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WHAT??!?! HORRORS. I was hoping she'd be the one person who survived this type of cancer. Damn
CNN just confirmed Farrah Passed away.
I will feather my hair tomorrow in homage.
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Hai Mizro!! what are you doing here on a Thurs am? Are you having a day off?
Sugaroo ~ can you please meet me in yesterdays Open Post.
kthxbye,
Diamonddawg aka FoxOnTheRun.
poor, Farrah. RIP
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Yea, i just read a tweet Farrah Fawcett has passed away.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Am on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:47am.
OT: Farrah Fawcett's gone! RIP.
Really?
:( RIP, Im sure she is not feeling pain anymore. Good for her.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Am on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:47am.
OT: Farrah Fawcett's gone! RIP.
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WHAT!
This is a dying fucking year....so many people have dies its not even funny!
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OT: Farrah Fawcett's gone! RIP.
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In today's economy, the mere fact that people are making outrageous sums of money sickens me.
I don't care for either of these mega-millionaires: frankly, no one should be worth that much money as a rule. IMO.
Disgusting to see how much money they make.
They won't even live long enough to spend it!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:34am.
PS People who claim "First!" are way kewlz. I'm glad study hall has wireless Internet.
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I know right? We totally should invite them to Zack Morris super awesome party this friday. Anyone whos not there is totally lame and someone post first in every thread is so like the coolest person ever and totally needs to be there!
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! I would nestle into those furry man-tittays for rent alone! He has always struck me as strangely sexy, and, well...this development really doesn't hurt. I'd let him sit on my face for days if it meant dethroning Hoprah. Could it be true?! Better days are ahead! Hooray!
PS People who claim "First!" are way kewlz. I'm glad study hall has wireless Internet.
Eh, if Oprah wanted to...she could make million, if not billions more. She mentioned on her show once that ppl come her proposing crap all the time...but that she just wasn't intersted in having her hand in so many things.
Well, now...I do know now that she'll have her own cable network on Discovery soon enough- which I can only imagine will make her a ton more money.
Pretty insane.
On to Simon- I don't get how has managed to make himself so much money doing whatever it is he does. So unfair.
angel, LOL thanks for pointing it out. idol, i meant idol.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:25am.
EH, truly talented artists will never associate with American Idle
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:15am.
I'm sorry that was lame.
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LOL. I thought it was funny!
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:22am.
Put the tight black t-shirt back on pleazze.
MK must be craving bear today.
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Good GAWD... I just wanna spray that guy with flea and tick spray...
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:17am.
I was going to be first, Raul Duke, but I was so mesmerized by Cowell's hairy funbags.
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i'd hit it. hit hit hit hit
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
EH, truly talented artists will never associate with American Idle...unless they are broke.
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Rough year for the big O!
In an unrelated story, butchered horses' heads were discovered in the beds of mega-producer Simon Cowell and Second Coming Angelina Jolie...
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