Jennifer Aniston, This Is Your Future
You know, I shouldn't joke, because this is most likely going to be my future too. But instead of a crazy cat lady, I'll be a crazy cat bunny puppy gay. I'm fine with it. Unlike humans, animals gladly leave their shit out in the open for you to deal with.
This is the trailer for a documentary on crazy cat ladies currently making the film festival rounds. It's serious business. I like cats and kittens, but who needs 16 of them?! Besides Jeremy Piven, who wants to open up drawer to find a dozen pussies jumping out at them? Some of these hos needs to trade in a cat or two for a vibrator. When I'm a crazy cat bunny puppy gay, I hope to come back to this post and read that last sentence again so that I can take my own advice!
And we should all take these hot bitches out to a place that doesn't reek of cat piss and tuna vomit for a really strong DRANK.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:05pm.
This vid is wrastlin' my laptop so I went to Youtube to see the whole thing, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCiRFVgXrOQ
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Thanks Pearl! I love kittys but no time to care for them...but I probably could squeeze in one of those Agents in the video...yum!
And girl_cheese your page is adorable!
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Please change your avatar. I am tired of changing my panties every time I look at that hot ass shit.
I have a lady that lives in my neighborhood that I think was one of the Crazy Cat Ladies. The one outside in the "shelter". If it is my nieghborhood cat lady, I have met her. She has 40 cats and 6 teacup Chihuahuas!!! And she showed me her "cat habitat" she made in her back yard. It is this same shelter, right down to the blue tarp hanging!! OMG........ Things just get crazier!!!
I'm the Crazy Dog Lady!!! I have 8 dogs, Poodles and Chuhuahuas!!! But, I'm a stay at home Mom and pet owner and yeah, I had to get a city permit to have that many. I have to jump through a lot of hoops for the city, and well as just for my doggys. To me and my family, the doggys are family!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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How much must their houses smell!!! I have my work cut out for me cleaning up after, feeding, bathing and supervising my cats. (yes I bath and blow dry them all every sunday afternoon after thier supervised garden folic). I change the litter trays, scrape up enough hair to make another cat, and brush them every day.a
Are they all being treated for worms, ticks and fleas? It costs me over $100 a pop to do my all my cats every 3 months and I only have 4.
There is no way that many cats in one place are being properly cared for. Just cos they're inside and fed doesn't constitute proper care.
I don't care about the cat ladies! More airtime for the police officer!!!!!!!!!!
I spend way too much time already with a lint roller and scrubbing up puke, there's no way I'd add another cat.======================= Meet ur dream date- blackwhiteconnect-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ahh i've always wanted to be a crazy old cat lady... but crazy irresponsible is just bad.
Sad old aniston isn't cool enough to be a cat lady, cats don't like desperation.
oh no! I have become the crazy (fill in the blank) here. AT one time I had 13 bunnies...then last summer this cat moved into my garage and had babies, well, didn't want them to suffer so I moved them inside. It was only 3, and then she got knocked up again and two months ago, I had 5 then her daughter got knocked up and now I have 6 kittens and three cats. I cannot afford to get them fixed, and then I found a free place to do it...but now I have to wait until her daughter is through nursing her two babies. Man, I swear I didn't mean to do this drama again..the bunnies were alot, and I got rid of most of them, then I had 6 and they all died, then the ducks next door were abandoned, so I fed them, brought them to my yard and now well, I am the crazy duck lady too now. I love animals, and can and do provide for them, but they have become my life...and I know people think I am nuts, and so do I, but the bottom line is my animals love me, and I love them, so it really is all good! At least I am not doing this with babies, just animals!
No crazy cat lady THINKS OF HERSELF as a crazy cat lady. It's part of the syndrome, honey.
I love cats, but that many are unhealthy, unless you live on a farm.
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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:56pm.
No animal should ever not get a whiff of fresh air every day, while cats are different and dont need what dogs need, it's still nice to let them get some air from a secured screened window.
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That's what I do with my cats - keep them inside but let them have as much screened window as they can handle. They're eager to get outside and start killing, but that's not gonna happen. We live in a big house and they have cat towers and plenty of toys. They're also not going outside because we have bald eagles on the lake where we live - one bald eagle in particular who flies over at least once a day, and they're notorious for picking off cats and small dogs.
What's with the hate directed at Jennifer Aniston? Don't make me dump you like I dumped Perez.
Celebrities who have never done a nice thing for anyone without issuing a press release, giving a press conference, staging a photo-op or giving a million interviews to let EVERYONE know how they just did something nice for someone--I Hate Charity Chic
Ive been involved in animal rescue for about 7 years now. I myself have had up to 6 cats at once, it's a bit much. Actually, way too much. I couldn't imagine living with that many of anything. But also on another side as being a rescuer, there becomes a NEED to try to save so many that one can become hoarded with animals. Keep saying, what's one more and then this can happen to you.
I currently have 3 dogs and 3 cats, and while that is still alot, it's manageable, I also have a partner so I have help. It's quite expensive too.
How do these women take care of this financially I will never know, and that one lady was feeding Wellness, which is what I use and it's very expensive.
This is more psychological than anything. I feel sorry for that young girl, she's is attractive and needs to have some human people in her life.
And having a dog or cat is NOT cruel if it doesnt have access to a backyard. There are walks that have to happen daily and dog runs, parks, playtime is needed. No animal should ever not get a whiff of fresh air every day, while cats are different and dont need what dogs need, it's still nice to let them get some air from a secured screened window.
THIS IS ME... what?
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Three women I'm not likely to date:
1) Women with cats.
2) Single moms.
3) Single moms with cats.
That shot of that terriried black and white cat in the trap is horrible.....if she wasn't a hoarder, at least it would just be fixed and re-released, but you just know she's trapping the cat to "save" it and life as he/she knows it, is now over.....time for prison, being locked up with a bunch of other cats and a delusional warden.
My mom knows through work this woman who has over 60 freaking cats!!! Apparently last year they cost her $20,000.00
Some people say this about kids, but I say it about animals. I love other people's animals, but I don't want any myself. (I have three kids, so maybe I'm a hypocrite)
Mr. Hekki slowly converted me to the idea that it's gross to live in the same space as animals. We used to dog-sit for my SIL's dog and the hair and the drool and the accidents just skeeved me. Now I can handle my kids peeing on the floor or barfing on me, but the idea of a dog doing that is different.
Submitted by moriah on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:11pm.
What about Dog Ladies..
Aren't they called bitches?
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I hate when people think animals are "babies," and they are their "mommy" or "daddy," then when the animal, um acts like well, AN ANIMAL.....bites, scratches, screams or doesn't love them like a human child would....they get dumped. Assholes.
And I've witnessed first hand crazy cat ladies "rescuing" feral (wild strays for anyone unfamiliar)cats and watched them languish and suffer "safe" inside in shelters and homes....it's cruel. It's like "rescuing" a racoon or a coyote and then expecting them to be happy they are "safe," locked in a room with 30-50 more inmates.
And sorry, but even friendly cats, do not like sharing a home with so many other cats....so if they "cared and loved them" like they say they do, they might notice. Again, assholes.
These people do not care about animals, they are caught up in the role of "rescuer," their own baggage and too selfish to seek help, instead victimizing innocent creatures.
Oh god that is soo going to be ME!?! I'm defentily going to be the bird man. The guy who feeds all the pigeons in city parks. Sad!:(
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What about Dog Ladies.. I'm looking to get into that soon.. gotta get a house first though. Oh wait, scratch that.. I want to be Squirrel Lady!!!
Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:40pm.
I have two cats. But one of them I dress up
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When I was about 12 I had a kitten that I loved to dress up, it was so adorable...My mother in law used to do the same with her cat when she was little...Now I have pet rats, they are adorable & sweet too, but a little harder to dress.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:07pm.
How does she manage 16 cats? There's some unpleasant smells and mess associated with owning that many animals.
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good question. *looks around for DG*
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LMAO!!!!!!
hey- she's only got 7!! (or 8) :)
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LOL that's one too many.
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:27pm.
I was sad to see them go because they were ADORABLE, but am very happy to have my house back to its normal, odor-free and relatively clean state.
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Kittens are so damned cute, but they aren't easy. You have to teach em the basics. And, yeah, I had to get used to the abundance of poo and attendant smells. That was hard. But their food was all paid for. I don't know if I would've made it without that because the litter and food adds up FAST.
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Damn right!. If you keep a litter box, most cats will not pee or poo on the floor, unless they are stupid and send sand flying everywhere..like mine.
But if you have a territorial cat then you have trouble. That happened to us once; we had 3 cats at a time and all 3 were males. Once the older cat peed on my husband's lap as if saying "this human is mine, fucker". Having too many cats will make you feel tired and that you are over-stretching yourself.
Oh, my goodness...not to mention the amounts of cat hair you have to sweep and vacuum. I gave up on owning more than 2 cats at a time with a long period of time to take a break. I can try and keep them well taken care of with vaccinations, keep them clean and healthy... but I can't afford to have them spayed/neutered. Besides, 100% of the stray cats I have rescued have ended up runned over by cars or they just never come back. You actually need loads of free time, effort and money to actually take care of more than 2 cats.
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I have two cats. But one of them I dress up, carry everywhere with me and walk on a leash. He has a cool personality and pees in the toilet and acts like a dog. So my family calls me crazy cat lady.
I wouldn't wind up like these ppl -- I spend way too much time already with a lint roller and scrubbing up puke, there's no way I'd add another cat. Plus I had to pay a $400 pet deposit EACH cat when I moved in! My family needs to shut up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yje9yGEvrjU
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:29pm.
tell me about it... I usually can't make it through reading half of the posts because i get bored with the topic after 5 minutes... or forget wth they were talking about to begin with. ADD sucks hard.
O/T - that many stinky pussys in one room... no donks.
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This is not crazy...I have more animals than 16..but only one cat. Mostly I have reptiles..I know I am a sick bitch..with a husband..with 3 kids..and yes, taking care of all of my pets is expensive and time consuming..did I mention expensive???
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:07pm.
How does she manage 16 cats? There's some unpleasant smells and mess associated with owning that many animals.
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good question. *looks around for DG*
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LMAO!!!!!!
hey- she's only got 7!! (or 8) :)
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This looks interesting because I did not expect one to say "people don't realize how lonely I am" or the other lady complain about insomnia.
If they put LexaPro in the water supply this would be a much more functional society.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:23pm.
OMG I KNOW. I just was fostering 5 kittens for 3 weeks (and I have my own dog and cat) and I felt like all I ever did was clean. I literally steamed the carpet (and that is no easy task) every few days while they were around because it just got DIRTY. And the scooping of the litter boxes needed to be done a couple of times a day or it would start to smell.
I was sad to see them go because they were ADORABLE, but am very happy to have my house back to its normal, odor-free and relatively clean state.
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Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:07pm.
How does she manage 16 cats? There's some unpleasant smells and mess associated with owning that many animals.
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:13pm.
ITA, which i why i won't get a kitteh, even tho i LUBS them!!! my dog, i can take for a walk and to the park, ect. but a kitteh in an apt is cruel in my opinion.
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LOOOVE kittehs, too, but always thought the great selling point of cats as pets is that, with access to the outdoors, they poo out there without having to train them like a puppy. AND it guarantees they keep their hardwired hunting impulses, in case you're broke so they'll just stalk & eat some pesky critters :)
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:07pm.
How does she manage 16 cats? There's some unpleasant smells and mess associated with owning that many animals.
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The most I've ever fostered have been 17. I also had a full-time job. Spent most of my free time cleaning boxes, washing blankets, washing bowls and rugs, vacuuming, sweeping; they also need social time and grooming. It was exhausting. On Sunday I crashed.
"I have this sickness where I need to take care of things and I don't have a husband to take care of"...
woah! so many things wrong in her comment. I know we people are different and all, but women who feel the NEED to be their husband's or kid's MAIDS get into my nerves. I know a stay-at-home moms's obligation is to make sure well, the house is well taken care of as well as the kids and all, but you don't HAVE to be an eternal maid!. The husband is not the owner of you, it should be 50/50!. I have found out that women with old-school ideology of "women SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THEIR HUSBANDS" are the most bitter and frustrated. I have a friend who was brought up that way and she's very frustrated. She kids herself into thinking she has to do everything for her children and husband but at the same time she resents it so much. Her kids also treat her like a cheap maid and make her give them whatever they want, even if what they want is completely within reach. She told me she wasn't going to teach her little girl to cook because she didn't want her brothers and father to treat her like a maid too. When her husband used to come home from work, she used to take off his damn shoes for him, for goodness' sake!. So close-minded and backwards. I strongly support the mothers who teach their kids to be independent, whatever the gender. Teach them one step at a time to be able to do stuff for themselves, doesn't matter if they leave a mess whenever they make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, teach them to iron and wash their clothes when they hit puberty. Teach your sons how to cook, iron their clothes, basic sewing. Teach your daughters how to fix basic stuff around the house like a broken toilet, a faulty water boiler, fix a lamp, fix a tire, etc.
Now back to the cat ladies...it's just a psychological fuck-up for some people, but at least they collect cats and not children!. Also, the first lady is so pretty!.She could get a partner if she could get rid of her cat addiction... but it's not worth it if it's just to satisfy her addiction "take care of things".
I also noticed the first and second cat ladies keep their homes so damn clean!. Most pet hoarders are so filthy, like that red head who feeds her cats on top of the damn table. The name "crazy cat lady" is not far-fetched by the way, they might not be crazy, but they do have issues and it's crazy for most normal humans to have 16, 20, 50, 200 cats inside your house.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:13pm.
ITA, which i why i won't get a kitteh, even tho i LUBS them!!! my dog, i can take for a walk and to the park, ect. but a kitteh in an apt is cruel in my opinion.
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So, that one lady doesn't sleep because she's got so many cats? I don't get it.
I can't watch this at work but my neighbor has cats.
And I can't imagine owning a cat, or a dog for that matter, even a small dog, and not letting it have access to the outdoors even if it's just your backyard or apt balcony. I think it's just cruel to shutter animals from the outside; agree with the animal control officer.
BTW Do those women WORK?
I mean, the tons of cat food must be payed for somehow.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
who the hell would want to be the subject of this. it's so fucking humilating.
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I sent this to my mum, this is her future.
Yeah, a little much. And what about the poor kittehs? They don't want to be cooped up with that crazy bitch.
The chick at 00:30 secs is way too pretty to join the cat-hoarding ranks! I mean DAMN, I'm a card-carrying feminista and all, but ho needs to get some dick, or some human pussay in her life if she's lesbionic, and get her freak on, do her a world of good.
Something is wrong with their brains..
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WTF, that young brunette is totally attractive and dressed normally, etc. Why would she become a cat lady? I guess there's crazy under that cute designer sweater.
SHe also seems like the cleanest one. How does she manage 16 cats? There's some unpleasant smells and mess associated with owning that many animals.
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This vid is wrastlin' my laptop so I went to Youtube to see the whole thing, here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCiRFVgXrOQ