Jennifer Aniston, This Is Your Future
You know, I shouldn't joke, because this is most likely going to be my future too. But instead of a crazy cat lady, I'll be a crazy cat bunny puppy gay. I'm fine with it. Unlike humans, animals gladly leave their shit out in the open for you to deal with.
This is the trailer for a documentary on crazy cat ladies currently making the film festival rounds. It's serious business. I like cats and kittens, but who needs 16 of them?! Besides Jeremy Piven, who wants to open up drawer to find a dozen pussies jumping out at them? Some of these hos needs to trade in a cat or two for a vibrator. When I'm a crazy cat bunny puppy gay, I hope to come back to this post and read that last sentence again so that I can take my own advice!
And we should all take these hot bitches out to a place that doesn't reek of cat piss and tuna vomit for a really strong DRANK.
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Only way I could do that many cats would be to have their litter boxes out in the garage. But then I'd be out there half a day just scooping. Way too much work and not enough play. Can't do it.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:00pm.
(wink) I guess " Uno puto's ' would have worked better?
LOL Susan Boyle reference :)
This is animal cruelty! Poor kittehs!!!!!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Wait? For serious? This is going to be a show?
That black and white kitteh from the barn was NOT PLEASED.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:54pm.
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I'll have to watch that later, I don't have sound on my computer, but I think I've seen it before. That little girl is hella cute. And Jack in the Hat's avie video was there, too!
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Ya! that's the one! I remembered it when I said "KiDDENS!" It's really good even after 15 times.
I truly love most animals & feel very sad when they have been abandoned, but that doesnt mean I have to have a house overflowing with these critters...They are truly sick if they cannot realize that they cant save them all, saving even 16 of them is a huge burden & expense...Why not just volunteer a ton of hours at a pet shelter which would be so much better for everyone concerned...They have way deeper issues than just wanting to rescue animals. The lonely one looks like a lesbian who needs a different kind of pussy in her life & the attractive younger girl is maybe using all the cats to isolate herself.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:49pm.
Have we met?
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No, I don't think so. But you may have seen me running around here the past week as FoxOnTheRun. I just htought your frists and unos were fuuny.
oh and substitute "babies" for "cats" and you got an Angie Jo docudrama to rival Grey Gardens. Seriously, make it happen, Ho'wood!
I love kittehs but I force myself to only own one. The idea that maybe I'd like a few more sometimes crosses my mind, but I brush it aside. Also, I found an AWESOME remedy for those cravings: volunteering as a foster mom for the Humane Society. You get to take home a little of kittens, help them get growed up, and give them back when they are big enough to be adopted. It is the best deal ever.
Also, after a few weeks with five kittens running around your house, you remember why you only own one kitteh. It's like babysitting a bunch of kids in that way - the perfect deterrent.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:54pm.
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I'll have to watch that later, I don't have sound on my computer, but I think I've seen it before. That little girl is hella cute. And Jack in the Hat's avie video was there, too!
AHAHHAA! great post -- shoos the Farrah sads away for now, thanks!
No one looks at him/herself THAT way, which is why he/she is crazzzzy.
There is a name for this illness: animal hoarding, which can get to abusive and dangerous levels. They're akin to those fools on "Clean House" or that lady Oprah had on, except they collect animals.
By the way, I love, love, love cats and am totally into the kitty porn that M.K. posts. Show them meowing, chasing a dustball, running over or into a box, I could go on.
I wonder what their houses smell like.
MK that was a PUUURFECT headline to this post.
Bawaaahhhaaaa!
Is this clip the next episode of "Obsessed"?
I can't imagine the stench of cat piss in their homes. I would be enough to gag a maggot.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:47pm.
I lurve kittehs!
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KIDDENS!!! - INSPIRED BY KITTENS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
Chikka Bow Wow, Chikka Bow Wow!! @ 1:06
I imagine Maniston with 16 dogs instead...lavishing special diets and massages on them...ins't she more of a dog person anyway?
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
This is what I envision alot of the people on the internet look like. Justjared in particular.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
I adore cats and dogs ... maybe, bunnies.
However, it is very cruel to hoard animals that can't be taken care of properly.
She thinks that she's helping the kittehs, and maybe she is, but sixteen is a bit much.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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MK dude, you know you'll find someone or at least know that you have many sluts here willing to make you a blushing husband.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:49pm.
Have we met?
I gotta go home and clean me out a cat drawer!
Ummmmm...Crazy OCD cat lady girl, there is a very obvious reason explaining why you dont have a husband & kids to take care of!!! Where in your life do you see room for that? Get rid of the smelly beasts overtaking your home & the husband & kids will come along & you can take care of them like a more normal person.
I'm sorry, I like cats as much as the next person, but that ain't right. And maybe that girl in the turtleneck doesn't have a husband and kids to take care of BECAUSE SHE HAS 16 CATS!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:46pm.
UNO BITCHES!
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ROFLMAO.
I lurve kittehs!
UNO BITCHES!