Thursday, June 25th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Peeing Monkey
The President of Zambia was holding a news conference when a monkey in a tree decided to let him know exactly how he felt by going pee pee all over his jacket! This reminds me of a quote from a wise woman named Judge Judy: "Don't piss on my head, and tell me it's raining."
The President laughed it off and continued with the press conference, but I would've slapped that bitch! Ask me first before you give me a golden shower!
This reminds me of the time that I was all dressed up to go to the wedding. I was strolling to the church, thinking I looked classier than a lucite heel against a stripper pole, when some gross bird squirted scat juice all over my clothes! That dumb bitch ruined my outfit! Everyone's a critic!
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I surfe on a sugar daddy dating site www. sugarscupid.com, I accidently saw his naked photos,very hot,,, I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Why do those dumb ho's on Maury always take off their shoes before they throw down?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Wow. MJ. RIP.
According to CNN, MJ is not dead yet. http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson/index.html
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:51pm.
Michael is gone!!!!!!
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WHAT???
*speechless*
Best part... I promised still photos only.
*evil grin*
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Uvula!
That WAS funny!!!
Migraine- I posted a video of my husband riding a child's bike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np1bO0KRiLs
Good for a laugh with sad RIP news.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:46pm.
*tries. hard. not to. google. mj song titles.*
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I already caved. :0(
RIP Micael, he really was a HUGE musical talent.
Michael is gone!!!!!!
TMZ just announced that MJ is dead.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:46pm.
No, WE ARE THE CHILDREN!
Fuck, now that song is creey as fuck to me.
*shivers*
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Holy mouth-breathing-child-toucher batman! M.E. - you're right! See, the proof has been there all this time! Damn him!!
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Hey Hotties.
I stepped out for a spell.
Did I miss anything especial?
weird about Michael Jackson.
*tries. hard. not to. google. mj song titles.*
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
No, WE ARE THE CHILDREN!
Fuck, now that song is creey as fuck to me.
*shivers*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:43pm.
LOL!
*muah*
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:34pm.
He just needs to heal his world...
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I just hope there was no Blood on the Dancefloor.
Edited to add: because Heaven Can Wait!
Stoney, you Pretty Young Thing you! Bustin out the MJ references...
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by Wesbian Wovah on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:41pm.
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that is making me ill.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Stock - yea, I remember you asking what we thought about it... I just didn't know if you went through with it or not. If you did, that was nice. If you didn't, we've all said Hell No at one point.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
My bosses pants are brown still. Ewwwww he smells.
It's not always Black or White, you know.
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I like to find the smallest bike I can find at Costco and ride it through the warehouse.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
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you crack me up
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Now TMZ is saying that Billie Jean is not his lover.
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i'm sure if he just hangs in there he can Beat It.
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ROFLO!!!
Either way, things look Bad. You know it.
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Who's Bad?!! *high pitch* HEE HEE is gonna be alright
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:34pm.
He just needs to heal his world...
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Jack-in-the-Hat ~ she was really sick and asked me to pick up some tampons.
UVY! that's great.... that had to hurt his ass. I'm about the same size as your husband and tried to ride a big wheel.... thought that fucker was gonna be stuck to me forever!
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
STEAK: "Hey why did Fox on the Run switch back to Diamond Dawg?? Wierd innit?"
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What's weird is *your* obsession with it. Like a certain someone else here.
Toodles.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
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you crack me up
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Now TMZ is saying that Billie Jean is not his lover.
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i'm sure if he just hangs in there he can Beat It.
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ROFLO!!!
Either way, things look Bad. You know it.
Oh, YES I DID!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np1bO0KRiLs
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
hahaha @ tampon chick. Speaking of, how'd that end up?
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Do I need a pet name for Connie Selleca?
We're going on about 8 weeks.....and don't say "tampon chick" either.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:26pm
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hahahahaha-awesome
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
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you crack me up
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Now TMZ is saying that Billie Jean is not his lover.
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i'm sure if he just hangs in there he can Beat It.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
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you crack me up
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Now TMZ is saying that Billie Jean is not his lover.
I'm uploading a video of my husband riding my six year old's bike right now.
Even though I told him I was only taking still pictures.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
uvy - bingo
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
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Whatever, it's a real thriller.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:21pm.
About a month or so ago she bet me that i wouldn't get my tongue pierced... within an hour i had a huge fucking thing stuck in my tongue. i felt like a retard with a lisp. I later found out the real reason behind the bet! She want to go eat at the TACO BOX.... hahaha.. good times. Came out the next day.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
jack- I know what you're saying. It's the dance you do. She's a bitch to get a rise, you play dumb to aggravate her. Just fun and games and nobody takes it seriously or personally.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Jack - HAHAHAAHAH!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
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you crack me up
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:19pm.
M.E. - speaking of pet names...
When i first met my wife she had hurt her leg or some shit and walked with a limp... so, i started calling her limpy. This nickname stuck with her for years... One night i had been down at a bikes/blues/and BBQ "function" with some friends. We had a few beers and all went and got tatoos. I got one that says "Limpy's Man" in huge mexican-type letters on my arm. SHE HATES IT... she said it reminds of of some with limp dick. WTFever. I guess i could have picked a better tat but so.
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That is such a great story! That's the kind of tattoo story everyone should have. How do they explain Yosemite Sam?
Y'all sound like you have a lot of fun being married. If I ever get married I want it to be tons of fun.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:18pm.
jack- I'm such a fucking bitch. I just rewatched it and I totally snapped my fingers at him, too!
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I loved it. that is why we are virtual mates... every person i've ever been in a relationship with has been a TOTAL bitch. Not all the time - you know what i mean. One of the reasons i come to this site.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:26pm.
Angel__i ~ "Jizzball" is an a-hole on the Forum I've had some run-ins with. He likes to be the only rooster in the hen house. If you challenge him, he immediately starts in with the sexual slurs, ignorant remarks, etc.
He can keep the Forum.
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For reals.
I've harrassed MK twice to get me in there now (Sorry, bitch) and both times it just seemed odd and eery and empty but I did see Lory! She was a welcome sight! But she wasn't there when I was...and some other crazy who seemed to be talking to herself over time...it was just weird and I felt like I never really got to the forum but some kinda one way mirror of the forum...like the Twilight Zone.
...and then, of course there are all the horror stories...so I never went back. I know when I do - it will tell me I've been logged on too long like it did the last two times which means I could be hacked in there...but not here so I don't care...
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Damn. I missed this post. Sorry about not being there for you Angel! Next time, I'll be there for you... Just like Bon Jovi... Sans the mullet and the groupie contracted STD ridden crotch of course! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:16pm.
Update on TMZ saying MJ is in "really bad shape".
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I nose!
M.E. - speaking of pet names...
When i first met my wife she had hurt her leg or some shit and walked with a limp... so, i started calling her limpy. This nickname stuck with her for years... One night i had been down at a bikes/blues/and BBQ "function" with some friends. We had a few beers and all went and got tatoos. I got one that says "Limpy's Man" in huge mexican-type letters on my arm. SHE HATES IT... she said it reminds of of some with limp dick. WTFever. I guess i could have picked a better tat but so.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
jack- I'm such a fucking bitch. I just rewatched it and I totally snapped my fingers at him, too!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
That doesnt sound too good for Michael Jackson.