Thursday, June 25th 2009

Statements Pour In About The Death Of Michael Jackson

It seems that every celebrity on the planet has issued a statement about the passing of Michael Jackson. Seriously, every single. Below is just a few from those who worked with him or knew him well. Understandably, Elizabeth Taylor just can't deal right now, so her rep said she will issue a statement at a later time.

Brooke Shields: "My heart is overcome with sadness for the devastating loss of my true friend Michael. He was an extraordinary friend, artist and contributor to the world. I join his family and his fans in celebrating his incredible life and mourning his untimely passing."

Madonna: "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless."

Lisa Marie Presley: "I am so very sad and confused with every emotion possible. I am heartbroken for his children, who I know were everything to him, and for his family. This is such a massive loss on so many levels, words fail me."

Quincy Jones: "I am absolutely devastated at this tragic and unexpected news. For Michael to be taken away from us so suddenly at such a young age, I just don't have the words."

Liza Minnelli: "He was a kind, genuine, and wonderful man. He was also one of the greatest entertainers that ever lived. I loved him very much and I will miss him every remaining day of my life."

Corey Feldman: "I come to you today with great sadness, acknowledging the loss of the greatest entertainer in the history of mankind. For me he was more than that, he was my idol, he was a role model, he was someone to cry to when my childhood was unbearable, he was a brother, he was a dear friend. Unfortunately Michael and I had a falling out on September 10th 2001 and that broken friendship had never been repaired … I am filled with tremendous sadness and remorse. All I choose to remember from this point is the good times we shared and what an inspiration he was to me and the rest of the world. Nobody will ever be able to do what Michael Jackson has done in this industry, and he was so close to doing it all again. I am truly, and deeply sorry for all of the heartbroken fans and supporters worldwide."

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Posted by: Michael K


cornpone's picture

Lisa Minnelli's statement: "I'm drunk."

freebird's picture

And of course Corey Feldman made the longest, famewhoriest statement. Tool.

moomarse's picture

MK - it kinda sounds like you gots the major sads too... I hope you're okay in the coming daze... hit that bong again (and again and again and again), baby... take care if yourself. We loves youuuuuu!!!!

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Submitted by Alix on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:41pm.

Madonna can cry?
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OMG! Mind-meld!

Crying all night means she shed a tear and spent the rest of the evening whipping Jesus with a cat-o-nine.

So. Who believes in Apocalypse?

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haaaa I saw Flava Flav doing that!! haaaaa OMg!!!

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Where is Debbie's statement? Bubble the Chimp is working on his statement right now....wow, that was way inappropriate of me. I'm still totally in shock.

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Sharon's picture

Wow, Corey Fieldman sure is using MJ to be remembered again, that loozer.

"And I hope Bradley Cooper doesn't dump Jennifer Aniston this weekend or she is TOTALLY FUCKED."

Callan's picture

I'm telling you sluts, this is not good for ol' Liz.... I know she's the consummate survivor, but this isn't good at all for her. Poor lady.

stinkbutt's picture

Yeah, I know, I can't picture Madonna crying let alone non stop.

riverchic's picture

Every actor, singer, musician & what have you are all crawling outta the wood work for this one. I saw a video on TMZ where Flava-Flav was actually @ MJ's house talking to the paps & then tried to convince someone on the intercom to let him in to talk to "Mother Jackson" That guy is such a crusty attention whore...

Alix's picture

Madonna can cry?

Personally, I haven't been this shocked by a death since Princess Diana, and I *still* can't believe she's dead.

Hope his parents (especially Joe Jackson) give some good hard thought as to what they helped turn this man, and his life, into.

I'm seeing lots of articles about sudden cardiac arrest (the overt cause of death), but little speculation so far about the underlying causes. Dude was NOT well, hadn't been for years. Autopsy results should be interesting.

How much personal publicity will Jermaine try to get out of this?

Very strange day.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:39pm.

PLEASE let Corey Feldman be next!

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LMAO!

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girl_cheese's picture

Wow, the PR horz are working late tonight

Thanks MK for posting these, please post more! RIP Michael, I am trully sad about this, it is really hard for me to beleive all this. It's like I'll wake up tomorow morning and the news will say that he was not really dead, just sick, and getting better.

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PLEASE let Corey Feldman be next!

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He helped provide the soundtrack to my childhood; he truly was one of the most profound legends who ever lived and a musical genius. Despite all that can be said about him, these facts are indisputable.

I love the photo of him and Brooke Shields...ah, the days before disfiguring plastic surgery! Good times.

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Everyone wants to make fun if him but I am very sad for his children: may he rest in peace

huh?

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angel_i's picture

LOL@ Creepella:

He sure got lots to say, don't he?

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Where's Diana Ross?
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angel_i's picture

O MY GAWD! @ the taffeta!

Ok - I'll go read it now.

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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

Creepella's picture

Corey Feldman?

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