Kim Kardassian Is Working On An Album
Not an album of farts. Not an album of queefs. Not an album of fuck moans. Not an album of ass cheek clapping. Although, if she claps her ass really fast I'm sure it can whistle Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up." That album would go double toilet paper roll. No, Kim Kardassian is working on an album of MUSIC. At least that's what she's calling it.
BET says that Kim is in the studio working on an "R&B flavored" album. I guess Ray-J taught her everything she needs to know about R&B while he was slapping her nalgas with his Frankenpeen.
Kim recently spoke out about making "music," “I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n’B twist to it… Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit…”
Oh! So that's why Kim wants to get into the business. Bitch just needs another reason to act like a ho. Kim has already peppered her extreme skankness on TV, the internet, magazines, DVDs and on every member of the NFL, so now she's taking on music. Or should I say "destroying" music. Bitch, don't you know that you don't need to put out an actual album to act like a big ass slut in a music video? That's what YouTube is for!
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This bitch cannot be serious. I don't want to look at her lypsynch much less actually hear her "sing" and I sure as hell don't want to see her shaking her fat ass on a video. That's gross!
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Let her come out with an album. When it fails epically, Kim's stock will plunge way down and it will be back to reality shows on cable for her fat ass. She should consider herself lucky to even have a show on E!, and not get overly ambitious beyond that. Trust me, Kim, nobody likes you!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She should be working on a new "work-out" album to cure that fat ass of hers....Ho looks like a sausage all stuffed into that little outfit.
*sigh* Of course she's working on an album. They just can't stop themselves.
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Jeez. Is it a law nowthat if you're famous for more then a week, you have to make a shitty CD? I hope Kim's CD goes the way of Brooke Hogan's (ie GIANT FAIL).
Caca, J Lo, and Shitney are not music, damnit! Note to Kim: the world does not want this. STFU and be pretty.
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Just what we need- more vapid whores making horrible music. Was "Stars are Blind" not enough torture?
Nobody wants to hear this giant tube of silicone sing, and certainly no one will pay for it. If you are truly intrigued to hear how she sounds, look up her sex tape with Ray J. Did a lot of singing in that one.
I didn't know you could buy recording contracts. I should look into that. After I get huge tits and fuck someone on tape, of course.
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Don't worry, my dear horz, this won't go anywhere. It'll be ... what do they call it - a novelty act. She really should start pole dancing if she can get her ass off the ground. That's the only way she'd be a headliner. Speaking of her ass, which is easy, for this vid they should have her ass gyrating and different words flashing on it like attention, whore, skank, no talent, fuck me, fake ass, unwarranted, self, importance. That's the only way the vid would be watchable. Yes, unwarranted in huge capital letters would fit on that ass. I'm done.
"Frankenpeen"... LAWWWLZ!
That should be the album title.
Great. Just what we need. More talentless hacks trying to sing/act/dance.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:46pm.
She's a pretty girl with no talent and now they are trying to get her into everything to see what sticks: exercise videos
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LOL! No thank you.
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She's a pretty girl with no talent and now they are trying to get her into everything to see what sticks: exercise videos, reality show, and now this.
Well said, Mharker.
It's a good thing burning someone with a blow torch is illegal. I'd be serving several sentences. And this ho is in the bunch.
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:43am.
With all her "do exactly what paris hilton does" antics, they should call her "Paris Hilton Lite".
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Really? I wouldn't associate the world "lite" with Urinal Cake. Not when her ass has its own gravitational force.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:49pm.
Why does society insist on celebrating and elevating no-talent sleazes to famedom?
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Because without them, we wouldn't know what talent is.
Why does society insist on celebrating and elevating no-talent sleazes to famedom?
Thanks for the memories, MK. I haven't heard Juvenile's "Back That Ass Up" in a while.
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Bitch Please!
Im so sure you are recording an R&B Album cause you are so savy
Get over yourself hobag
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Stupid fucking whore. You look FAT.
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She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club __Richflirts.com__. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...
I swear to Dog.
This is how it is - Today I hate car people but a LOT moreso when they are rich people. I really do hate rich people today. Look at this - this entire continent is their fucking mansion. When one of their ugly little babies wants to put on a show, they scatter their money all over the place and put on a show just like we do for our own ugly little babies. Only THEIR show is broadcast for the world to see. What is very cute when you're sitting among you uncles and aunties and neighbours and friends is just fucking annoying to everyone else. Don't they get that?
Didn't we have several revolutions to deal with this kinda shit? They're like fucking cockroaches. Which I'm also battling again as, apparently, they are over capacity inside the walls of my building.
I do, however, LOVE Tigers, who taught me how to deal with them. The cockroaches. At least.
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Submitted by Miss Thang - Kim, I HATE U, and if I see u in the streets I'd spit in your stupid face, u disgusting piece of shit!
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I'd pay money to see that! Double if there's phlegm in the spit.
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What a nasty WHORE.
GOD, why r these bitches so insufferable!!!
Just go the fuck away, already u useless fucking TWATS!!! Ugh, it makes me SICK that a talented person just died and yet Speidi and this dumb bitch are still stealing my Oxygen!
Kim, I HATE U, and if I see u in the streets I'd spit in your stupid face, u disgusting piece of shit!
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HAHAHA! You sluts crack me up with the comments. I hate this slut inside and out. Yuk, just YUK!
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I guess this peensucking whore didn't get the memo that "only talented singers should make albums". There's always some attention desperate slut (cough PARIS HILTON cough) who will do ANYTHING to be noticed, and this whore is one of them. Expect a SLUTney spears like album of whispers & totally studio effected vocals. Actually, it'll probably sell about 10,000 albums; the exact number of random strangers this leg spread skank has given herpes to...
With all her "do exactly what paris hilton does" antics, they should call her "Paris Hilton Lite".
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Ugh, have nothing to say about her music, I'm just bothered by how much those things on her arms look like floaties.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:42am.
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:38am.
Okay we have Kim, Speidi, K-Fed, Brooke Hogan, Paris, Ashlee Simpson.. Who else can we get for the "We Are the World" remake?
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Pigez. The two Coreys. Brody Jenner. Doug Reinhard. Nicky Hilton. The Gossip Girl whores. Hayden Panatierre. William Shatner.
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Sugaroo, how dare you put Shatner on that list???!! You've offended Trekkies everywhere. He's in a class of his own. LOL And I'm not sure what class that would be, but it's somewhere!! Maybe with Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff?
As Ghostface said on 'Special Delivery'...
"FUCK THE WHOLE INDUSTRY." And fuck all these bitches that think they can sing and fuck the labels who pay for and promote this shit. Fuck them all. Fuck this whole time of downloads and piracy and fucking REAL artists out of contracts, recording sessions and residuals. Shit makes me ill, not like I listen to the radio or watch MTV but I do shop and every fucking time I go to buy something I have to rush in and out cuz the fucking music is so horrid my ears start to revolt against me. American music is a fucking JOKE, how low we have fallen since Muddy Waters, B.B. King and all the others blues and rock greats. Shit how far we have fallen since the 90's is more like it.
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This is reason why I only buy and listen to vinyl.
Music today is shit.
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
I LONG for the days when you need ACTUALLY vocal talent and star personality to be able to release your viewpoint on an unsuspecting audience...
I mean...even if I was the madam of a brothel...and that Ray-J tape was her audition...I would have said...SHE DIDN'T EVEN MOVE HER ASS?!?! PASS!!!
I mean...we weren't suppose to take Andy Warhol's famous edict...SERIOUSLY!!!
I hope by 'album' they really mean a photo album. Nevermind, even the idea of that is grossing me out. Talk about a real scrapbook right there!
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:38am.
Okay we have Kim, Speidi, K-Fed, Brooke Hogan, Paris, Ashlee Simpson.. Who else can we get for the "We Are the World" remake?
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Pigez. The two Coreys. Brody Jenner. Doug Reinhard. Nicky Hilton. The Gossip Girl whores. Hayden Panatierre. William Shatner.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Oh, for shit's sake. Come ON, already! Enough of these fucktardians being called "celebrities" and pulling this jack of all trades bullshit, like they legit or even worth 15 bucks to buy the dog turds they be peddlin'.
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! {blows head off}
Okay we have Kim, Speidi, K-Fed, Brooke Hogan, Paris, Ashlee Simpson.. Who else can we get for the "We Are the World" remake?
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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:38am.
Okay we have Kim, Speidi, K-Fed, Brooke Hogan, Paris, Ashlee Simpson.. Who else can we get for the "We Are the World" remake?
The only song they could do that I would actually listen to would be more like "We Are the Scourge"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:17am.
kanderso, although I agree to an extent, remember this: Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth and many others had work done. I don't think there ever was such thing as a "natural beauty" in Hollywood.
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Oh, for sure movie stars have had tweaks for a long time. But although Rita Hayworth had her skin and hair color changed (and I think her hairline), I believe her features were natural. Marilyn did have a nose job. But think of the movie stars who didn't have all that work done - Audrey Hepburn, Katherine Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Liz Taylor, etc. As far as I know, these gals didn't have any surgery 'til their older years. Today, even those with natural beauty like Angelina Jolie (sorry, she was beautiful when she was younger) have had surgery - for Angie Ho, a nose job and maybe a boob job. I just feel like nobody is real anymore.
And music...don't even get me started.
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Why is she wearing fancy diaper covers on her arms? Aren't her butt cheeks enough flotation device in the event of a water landing?
Kim Kardashian is about as much use as a fart in a cornfield.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
This fatass had zero redeeming qualities whatsoever. Now she wants to be a "singer"? Dumb cunt.
Youz a big fine woman..
great, now she and heidi montag can do a duet.
this is ridiculous, i know people who work their butts off performing at coffee shops and bars and can't seem to catch a break, meanwhile this idiot can get a recording contract just cause she has a big ass.
well my ass is big too, why don't i have a record deal?
Submitted by mikki on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:24am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:00am.
Dee, of course she has to. God forbid she not torture us......fucktardian slut that she is.
Fucktardian is one of my all time favorite words and it describes this worthless twat perfectly.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:23am.
Why didnt' MK file this under Farts and Queefs?
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Or even 'The "Who Cares?" News'?
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 10:13am.
ITA!
and don't forget she will be singing "I like mah big BUTT and I cannot lie!"
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