Strange Love: The Sequel
It looks like Flavor Flav finally found himself a real woman! A woman who can protect him from the posarassi and light his pipe on the first try (take that however you want). And Quween on the Scene won't get the stomach seizures when she gets a piece of old beef jerky in her mouth while licking on his gold teefs. Although, Quween might have to get some Crest strips, because Flav might get jealous that her buttery Chiclets are more yellow than his. That's for them to work out.
The two lovebirds strolled down the streets of Beverly Hills together yesterday. Just a couple of hours later, Quween was devastated to find out about the passing of Michael Jackson. Hopefully, Flav was there to comfort her and a baby Flavor of Quween was created. I think Vh1 just creamed their chonies.
I viewed their love stories with many intimate photos at @@ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where all women can find a great man to love ...
I think she has too much class for this ugly M-F!
match made in heaven. almost looks like some kind of high art.
I thought the Beverly Hills police were hired to remove this kind of trash quietly from California's Wysteria Lanes. Flavor Flav and his tranny crackwhore look like extras from "Jungle Fever".
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Where UGLINESS comes to DIE.
That's flava flav? Looks like my elderly uncle. He better sit down or take a vacay or something.
so crackheads are celebs now! Where were the cameras when I was one! Just joking (not really) but thank God there were no cameras around when I had my dance with da pipe! Anywho, tmi for me...Qwueen is not homeless or crazy, but knows how to milk a dolla and get free publicity...shes probably loaded (finanncially and drug wise), so kudos to her for knowing how to work a recession...crazy no, homeless no, smart as hell, yeah!
Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:45am.
If you didn't know who Flav was, you'd think they were just two bums fighting over a crack rock. Which is probably what they're doing.
LMAO! :)
Flav was good in Public Enemy. This pretend homeless woman running around is really getting old.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:24pm.
I'm at the open post, now.
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@Momus the Sarcastic:
Ha! Well as I like to say,
"Shady women make shady baby mamas."
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She has a damn cell phone? Damn, I need to freaking start hustlin' on the street.
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The photo of Quween crying at the news is in the Boston Metro newspaper. She's becoming a bi-coastal megastar.
Actually either they are going to get their own show & IMO this is the perfect match for each, they should marry and smoke crack together and live happily ever after, they compliment each other in the looks and values department. PEFECTION AT ITS FINEST~
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 12:57pm.
TMZ has her plotting already.
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@Momus the Sarcastic:
This is true. We'll see how Debs decides to play this one out in the next few weeks.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 12:48pm.
If MJ set up a trust for the kids, then she get a piece of it for taking care of the kids and the creditors cannot touch the kids' trust.
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This is truly truly a match made in Crackhead Heaven! I love it!
@@Momus the Sarcastic:
You forget that she took a lump some payment to "breed and leave", plus all that Michael Jackson money has a lot of past due debt attached to it to the tune of 10s of millions of dollars. That estate isn't worth nearly as much as it should be and the debt collectors probably started filing claims two hours after they got wind that he died.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 12:38pm.
ITA. But, wouldn't all that Jackson money pay for lots of classes to learn maternality? ;)
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@Momus the Sarcastic:
I think it will be hard for her to win custody given that she has shown no interest in being with the kids since they were young toddlers. She even stated in an interview that she wasn't mom material and didn't want to raise kids. Statements like that and the inevitable desire of the Jackson Clan to retain custody of those kids will make it hard for her to get custody of the two, as it should be.
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I know the last picture is gonna win a Pulitzer Prize! Or at least a gig showing faux anguish at Phoebe Price's next Chanel snubbing.
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Flava Flav used to do a traffic report on local radio here in NYC. Called "Geographic Traffic". It was HILARIOUS.
Since we're talking about Flav, who couldn't get into the Jackson home last night, and babies,
Debbie Rowe can get custody of her two kids by MJ!
Apparently, the parental termination proceedings weren't conducted correctly so her parental rights were never terminated, according to TMZ.
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I dialed 911 a long time ago
Can't you see how late they reactin'?
They hardly come and they come when they want to...
That busts outta my mouth all the time. I just like the rhythm so much.
I dialed 911 a long time ago!
plus, it's like the theme lyric of my life.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Now, this is a love story that melts by cold, darkened heart - they look adorable together :)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
911 is a joke video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ-ldcnhsLY&feature=related
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www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
Flav did say that he wanted to have his own army of baby friends, so maybe she's going to his next baby making machine?
I guess the gimmick about why Flavor Flav wears the clock necklace was because back in his Public Enemy days, he wanted everyone to know what time it was when he showed up. Here's a You Tube video of "Fight the Power" by Public Enemy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRpdlij3GVo
He's been wearing the clock necklace from the beginning...did I just date myself?
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Well, there you go! I can't beweave I din't think of that already! I think Flava Flav and Quween could be the next Whitney and Bobby! I do! *sigh* spring love is so lovely...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
PSL - showing love for MK in what regards?
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:35am Still can't guess which finger? here's a hint, it's the one that smells like your mom.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:47am.
you're thumb!
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He looks identical to the homeless man loitering at the gas station yesterday asking people for money to fill up his gasoline container. Didn't want gas, just money to buy it.
He really needs to lose the clock.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:25am.
It is me or do you get the feeling the stank comes off these two in waves?
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In tsunamis.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Off topic, but the commenters on Jezebel have been showing serious love for Michael K......... I love the women who comment on Jezebel. They are a smart bunch.
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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King
Quween's in love! Just look at her face!
Crackie, Crackie, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Crackie Quween, Crackie Flav
Do the jitterbug at a Crackie Land
And they shimmy, Flav is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Crackie Love
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:16am.
Hate that bitch! 1st!
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Save that 1st shit for Perez no one here gives a shit.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:36am.
I don't think that she's homeless I think that she's "mental health" and wanders the streets all hours of the day and night looking for attention. I had an uncle like that and people though he was homeless when he actually lived with his mother and uncle. It took years to get him settled and on his meds consistently.
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Thanks! I really don't know a lot about this woman,and maybe wrongly assumed she's homeless.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
If you didn't know who Flav was, you'd think they were just two bums fighting over a crack rock. Which is probably what they're doing.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:24am.
That last picture of Quween actually made it to press in a British newspaper. Cheerio, girl.
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and Norway too in a story about mjs death! someone posted it yesterday.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Ohhhhh, I thought that was BILL COSBY.
Sadly, I think Quween is way too klassy for Flav. But they are equals when it comes to mugging for the camera. She needs a gimmick like the big clock. A ginormous dolla bill sticking out of her 'do rag, perhaps?
Too bad Flav has to wear the clock for anyone to have any idea who he is....
Isn't he hot (not in the sexy way, the thermostat way) wearing all that stuff? The people in the background have short sleeve tops, he has a few layers of parka and kitch!
Why is he wearing that huge clock as a necklace? Is it meant to be funny? Is this man a comedian? Frankly I got fed up to the teeth with prop comedy after Steve Martin and his arrow.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
In the main photo he looks like Bill Cosby after eating some LSD laced Jello Pudding. Sticking with the Cosby connection, Come to think of it Flava reminds me of a combination of Dumb Donald and Mushmouth.
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:36am.
nah... a little hungover though.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:20am.
is this real life? is this gonna last forever...
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LOL! You high on happeh gaaaaaaas.
I don't think that she's homeless I think that she's "mental health" and wanders the streets all hours of the day and night looking for attention. I had an uncle like that and people though he was homeless when he actually lived with his mother and uncle. It took years to get him settled and on his meds consistently.
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