Friday, June 26th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's New Louis Vuitton Ad
What in the Donnie Darko tranny candle Hell is this?! Seriously, if you put a pair of tinfoil bunny ears on a brand new candle, it would look more like a human being than this. Maybe they wanted Vadge to look like she belongs in a pink box on the shelf of a Toys 'R Us? And fingers really shouldn't look like tiny plastic uncut dicks.
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Lots and Lots of make-up, soft lighting, photoshopped within an inch of its life! Makes even Madonna look angelic.
What's wrong with having pores?
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I hope they made her watch while they photoshopped her.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 5:03pm.
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omg so cool! thx
So *that's* why she keeps Jesus around! To anyone else being told to "go f*** yourself" would be an insult, but not Our Lady Of The Self-Absorbed. She just slaps a blonde wig on his head, gives him one of her frocks and voila! Spitting image of Vadge circa 1986 who works cheap. Brilliance!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 8:00pm
Hmm...somehow coming from Ava it just seems better. If I heard anyone else say that - say for instance Megan Fox could think of stringing a sentence as intelligent, I would think it' shitty. But, from Ava...poetry.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:21pm.
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"Yes, I am very beautiful, but morally I stink" - Ava Gardner
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Shout out to your sig: LOVE it! I wish today's celebs were as honest as the late great Ava.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
I hate bags with all those stupid logos all over them. Uggh. Coach, LV, Gucci, etc. It's so ugly.
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Rock on! So do I. Fucking tacky, and not in a good way.
Michael K, once again you have brought hilarity to my day...this is too funny.
... oops, just realized this is NOT quite the best time to utter the grim reaper's favorite word :O
Vadge must be begging for a role on a new Death Becomes Her. Cause damn, death sure becomes her.
why do they even use humans in photos anymore? totally not necessary
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Good point..why would Madonna (or whoever that is in the ad) make you want to go out and buy anything.
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That's not Madonna. They borrowed her figure from Madame Tussaud's.
Speaking of gnarly hands, I once made a boy, but was unable to finish him, do to my untimely death, and he was forced to run around with scissors in place of his hands. I named him Edward!
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the next contestant onnnnnnn The Price is Right!
Thank dog they covered her gnarly hands. photoshop doesn't have a vein remover yet.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
I got it! This isn't really a bag advertisement -- it's for a mortuary's services! "We too can give your dearly departed loved ones that perfectly waxen porcelain skin, and smooth out all the unsightly veins and wrinkles! Then we'll dress them like the goth Easter Bunny!"
Submitted by what a slut on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:09pm.
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Heyy sorry i signed off as soon as i commented. Im OBSESSED with donnie darko. i prefer the directors cut to the original but either is awesomee
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Oh Hai. No, I'M obsessed with Donnie Darko!
This song is 4 U! Gary Jules' "Mad World" with movie clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M
(I'm trying to get myself banned so you might not see me again.)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:09pm.
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Heyy sorry i signed off as soon as i commented. Im OBSESSED with donnie darko. i prefer the directors cut to the original but either is awesomee
why do people use Vadge to sell anything? No one likes this bitch, even with all her money. Angie JO never had to go through drama to adopt. No one likes this twat, get the hit Vadge, your 15 minutes ended a LLOONNGG time ago...no talent tramp!
PeachPie,go go sweetie;b I know i`m sharp speaking but its the naked truth)
@Submitted by Inna Katz on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:01pm
Wow...can you not find your valium that rolled under your sofa? Deep breaths.
OT: She looks like Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter wife.
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Explain please this valium thing, do you think i`m on valium?
This is the best Vadge has EVER looked!
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Inna Katz...
I'm not totally sure what you said, darlin', but I think I agree.
You are telling me that you don't want to own a Louis Vuitton Madonna blowdoll? "Like a virgin, whoa, touched for the very first time." And if you think Madonna actually showed up for this photoshoot, you are insane. Do you know the millions of dollars in make up and CGI effects it would take to create a picture of this quality from a real Madonna? They stole this figure from Madame Tussauds.
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Where UGLINESS comes to DIE.
Green knows it.
I'm calling bullshit. It's either her wax figure sitting in on the photo shoot for the day or they scrounged up a pic from 15 yrs ago.
Holy Photoshop Batman!
Bitch, please. Vadge is so full of crappola. She looks like a wax figure that escaped from Madame Tussaudes.
Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:54pm.
Looks like a mannequin. Those bags are butt ugly btw.
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Good lord, i thought i was the only human female who thinks LV bags are ugly! I have NEVER liked them, ugly as hell and its same shit over and over again.
I wonder what the untouched picture looked like? Was there even a picture to begin with???
@Submitted by Inna Katz on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:01pm
Wow...can you not find your valium that rolled under your sofa? Deep breaths.
OT: She looks like Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter wife.
marc jacobs and karl lagerfeld should be executed for ruining two prestigious fashion houses.
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Looks like a mannequin. Those bags are butt ugly btw.
:b The funniest in this fake ad-case is that there are still so many stupid, useless, debil, imbicile (thank`s City girl;) fucking morons that on the same this shitting, douchebag pic will say " She is G-dness/ Manda:)na is the best in this world.She`s queen, Star, i would sell my -$ soul for her",ha ha ha, how many useless fuckers are on the planet
Mandanna is a fuckin queen of shitty toilet
Fuckin whore, if this Donna Porka will come to Israel, we`ll read the prayers and will damn this putrid teeth and Huge hole crotch bitch in a case she`ll dare to go, she is plague for Israel
Fuck OFF Porca Cunt from Israel, from the jews
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:25pm.
Thanks.
I avoid taking sides in anyone's spats here.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:14pm.
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then we're cool :)
Submitted by joanne on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:11pm.
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I didn't even really notice the fingers, but now that I look, they are really freaky looking.
Still looking at this pic. She looks like an android in this ad.
Wasn't there an android in Japan that fellates? I think MK posted about it.
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:54pm.
Oh, I have no intention in getting into your spat with Stoney. I just wanted you, and everyone else, to realize that I don't mourn for celebrities whom I have never met.
Your posting just gave me an opportunity to voice that opinion. That's all.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Whatever, Vadgealoonie.
*snort*
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I can't understand why she would want to look like a manniquin with penis fingers.
I love how people bitch about how some posters act like the moderator, dictating what can and cannot be said, only to then turn around and do the same thing themselves. Hypocritical much?
Can't we all just say what we please without having to bitch at each other about it? Who cares about the drama anyhow. If you don't like somebody, fucking ignore them. It's really not that hard.
Submitted by Trini on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:36pm.
Soon they won't even need someone to pose anymore. It will all be computer generated models. TRUST.
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Trini, sometimes they do... I've done some ads where all of a sudden there is a model in the picture that was never in the shot with me, or wasn't even there at the shoot at all!
I kind of think that what they're going for here without overtly stating it is that Madonna would take this bag to the grave. There is a sense that we are viewing her in an open casket. She is holding the bag, perfectly preserved, made up, smoothed, and fake-looking like people do when they are positioned in the casket.
Just an opinion, obviously.
If she were any more smoothed-over by photoshop, that old bitch wouldn't have a mouth or eyes.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:01pm.
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you really are a twat of monumental proportions aren't you.
please STFU now and leave me the fuck alone! ok!!!!
Oh, Albatross! Why, oh why do you always have those beautiful pictures of that hot piece Brian Kinney as your avatar? Please post back so I can imagine BK talking to me. :)
OT: Where is the lower half of Madonna's body gone? Is it in the bag?
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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:01pm.
Well, apparently, the people where I live just don't give a fuck. They're out there painting it on a billboard right now!
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An ad, or graffiti?
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LOL! You have no idea how funny that is. We have graffiti events ALL the time around here. Essentially, graffiti has been totally commercialized...they run these kids up and down the sides of buildings and in all the laneways and paint them FRAMES...so that everything is even and level and, yeah, that's what makes tourists come. I betcha any money I could find "Let Them Eat Cake" out there on a wall somewhere pretty quick. LOL!
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Submitted by Inna Katz on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:55pm
about your avie... PLEASE don't tell i forgot yet another holiday!
My grandma would kill me.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:01pm.
Well, apparently, the people where I live just don't give a fuck. They're out there painting it on a billboard right now!
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An ad, or graffiti?
What the fuck is this? It doesn't even look like a photo. There are cholos in East L.A. who can do better than this with spray paints from the hardware store.