Open Post: Hosted By Hurricane Chris
Where can I get an application for the Louisiana House of Representatives? Because if you're not taking naps while politicians discuss boring stuff, you're being entertained by the likes of Hurricane Chris!
Hurricane Chris was invited by the House to perform his song "Halle Berry (She's So Fine)." The only thing missing was a pair of nalga shakers in sequined gold coochie cutters working it on the desk! I was totally waiting for the hot bitch on the right to get out of her chair and start grinding it like her car payment is due.
This is how all government meetings should be. They should have to express their arguments through song. It would be like Cop Rock!
By the way, I've watched this 5 times and still have no clue as to why this happened in real life.
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Okay, an example of why you should never used "Dlisted" languauge IRL...
I called someone a FUCKTARD and it earned me a half hour lecture from an uptight pretentious bitch I know IRL.
Fuck her.
Submitted by Toonces on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:35pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw
BOW WOW CHICKA BOW WOW
BOW WOW CHICKA BOW WOW
from: "Kittens Inspired by Kittens"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
Toones is an angry little putz, isn't she? BOOYAH!
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BOOYA!
BOOM CHIKKA BOOM CHIKKA BOOM
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Brown chicken..Brown cow (bow chicka bow bow)
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
Toonces is an angry little putz, isn't she? BOOYAH!
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BOOYA!
BOOM CHIKKA BOOM CHIKKA BOOM
I'm gonna watch Slumdog Millionaire in a few and am kinda dreading it. The novelty wore off I guess. It's either that or Boomerang channel.
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Pull My Finger
hey, i like the name "k.muff'
makes me feel kinda thug round here
i gotz you girl_cheese
I know what u mean, k.muff. She's really getting into that samich. :)
Submitted by girl_cheese on
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ok but that girl with the picnic bangs (dont ask)
eating a grilled cheese sandwitch
is making me hungray
LOL, kittymuffin. I don't like tomatoes myself, so I've never had grilled cheese with tomatoes. I love a grilled cheese samich in the winter. It gets so damned cold where I live. But in the summer, not so much.
i would kill for a girl cheese and tomato sandwitch rite now
i have the jack
We man (and woman) a suicide hot line, wesbian
jack daniels and coke - mmmmmmmm; seriously, tho, it's mojito night for me, with lots of ice
girlcheese steak sugar carrot
and me muffin
mmmmm
plus jack
hungray and thirsty
You must get alot of overtime. Some of these names were here 12 hours ago. HAHA!
Wesbian, we are especially here when we're at work :)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 8:08pm.
MK it is all your fault ho.
My dlisted lingo just got me in trouble for the 36578585th time.
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Like the time when I was leaving work and told the front area office ladies "see you hot bitches tomorrow" the looks on their faces was :O and boy was my face red.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Sapporo, my favorite. Thanks, Iam worn out ;)
Pretty kitty, LCT:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 8:14pm.
Sugar,
SORRY! Watership Down! Nevermind.
=)
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All I remember from that book was Silverweed composing odes to the silver wire.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
You are all still here?????
Do you do this everday?
Sugar,
SORRY! Watership Down! Nevermind.
=)
girl_cheese,
That's his playbunneh booty!
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...well, fuck you very much!
MK it is all your fault ho.
My dlisted lingo just got me in trouble for the 36578585th time.
I've never seen such a spectacular bunny back end, Clarisse. Always just saw a little puff back there. Work it, Max!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 8:02pm.
Sugar!
LOL!!! That tail was a gift from Frith to El-ahrairah
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The WHAT???????????????
That is one fine tailfeather! I love that piccy! He's so styling!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sugar!
LOL!!! That tail was a gift from Frith to El-ahrairah
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...well, fuck you very much!
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
Toonces is an angry little putz, isn't she? BOOYAH!
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Funny innit?
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Pathetic, more like. WOMP!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
Toonces is an angry little putz, isn't she? BOOYAH!
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Funny innit?
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Clarissalina, done and done!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Toonces is an angry little putz, isn't she? BOOYAH!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:42pm.
Sugaroo/girl_cheese!!
All bunnies have tails!! Silly girls!!!
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That's not a tail - that's a furry paddle! Like a beaver!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sugaroo/girl_cheese!!
All bunnies have tails!! Silly girls!!!
Momus/DD,
He is a purty boy! (and he knows it!)
Angel_I,
She’s playing I think!! Max plays like that. He’ll run up to me, I do the “carpet scrunch scrunch scrunch, Imma git you!”…Max will grunt and pounce at me, I do the “carpet scrunch scrunch scrunch, Imma git you!”…rinse lather repeat, then he suddenly jumps straight up in the air, twists, twists, runs a few laps then comes back again!!
CARRRRROT!!!
YEAH KITTEH!! Email if’n you want to talk about that sitch…
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...well, fuck you very much!
Fanks Momus!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:31pm.
Momus, go get JustJack another beer, please. I'm too busy being hypnotized by Maximoose's tail.
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You get it this time, lazybones. I'm busy looking up Broyhill Furniture and Welsh Rarebit for you lazy butt.
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Oooookay but I get to see what's under that fig leaf!
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It's the Great Punpkin, Charlie Brown!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:31pm.
Momus, go get JustJack another beer, please. I'm too busy being hypnotized by Maximoose's tail.
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You get it this time, lazybones. I'm busy looking up Broyhill Furniture and Welsh Rarebit for you lazy butt.
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Oooookay but I get to see what's under that fig leaf!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:35pm.
Here she be!
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She's gorgeous!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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She's gotten as fat as one Sug. This should be fun. I'll have to bring her food TO her.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:35pm.
Here she be!
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A furry pumpkin!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
What the heeeeellllllllll.............?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:31pm.
Momus, go get JustJack another beer, please. I'm too busy being hypnotized by Maximoose's tail.
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You get it this time, lazybones. I'm busy looking up Broyhill Furniture and Welsh Rarebit for you lazy butt.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:03pm.
Where do you get that Roo and I "just met"?
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I don't know and I don't give a shit, why do you?
I hardly think Roo is anything but smart.
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I don't give a shit about that either.
I never called you or said you were STEAK.
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Not in so many words but you did ask me:
Why do you have to copy from here to there? And who is it that copies and pastes stuff from the main to the forum? Could it be Steak? The one you were just whining about?
When did I say I was "afraid" of STEAK?
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You said in a previous post you were "still waiting to be banned for pulling the curtain off the Forum.". Weren't you the one who came here whining about someone talking about you in the forum? Who are you in the forum anyway? Sounds familiar?
Who can be afraid of a Siamese pussy? (Oh, but *you* might be STEAK what with the cat theme...just an innocent guess).
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Oh yes, brilliant Sherlock! You got me there!
Heck, I think I even complimented STEAK a few times earlier today.
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And I care because?
Yes, you certainly have made an impression - only because you've spewed vituperatives.
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Oh I see you are using big words! Yeah, cuz Is be efreid of dat! uhu... Next time look up vituperative in your thesaurus or google it (you dumb fuck). That way you may learn that vituperative is an adjective not a noun and last time I checked, you can not pluralize an adjective. EPIC FAIL! Next!!!->
Here she be!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:28pm.
I heard tell yer real name is Racehorse Haynes. Shhhhhhh.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Momus, go get JustJack another beer, please. I'm too busy being hypnotized by Maximoose's tail.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
RED HOT GINGE! THAT'S SO GOING TO BE HER NAME!
I lied, turns out I do have a pic. She's my mom's, but mom is moving so I'm taking her. Hang on one sec.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:26pm.
*rips off fig leaf* ready for Momus
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Here's your beer.
http://www.sapporobeer.com/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:26pm.
She's oranger than carrots! I don't have any pics yet, but when I get 'em I'll show!
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LCT!! Your pussy is orange?? Hehehe..couldn't resist. Is she just a wee kitten?
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The Respectables:Sugar
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:21pm.
Her name is Ginger,
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That's the name of my first Dog stuffie ever! That my daughter has now! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:21pm.
Her name is Ginger, but I'm just going to call her Ginge, because that's hotter. She IS a ginge, hardcore, and has a freckle on her nose. I don't have her measurements yet, but she has had litters, so you know she puts out.
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Please share pix.
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Can we call her "Red Hot Ginge"