Monday, June 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!
Flat Iron: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain
Runners-up:
Ken Paves did his best when trying to balance Jessica Simpson's hair with her body - Sofi
Lady Gaga's tampon string failed to escape its prison this time. - DNfromMN
Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now. - El Bastardo
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I knew someone would steal my Jessica Simpson/Ken Paves idea. Ah well.
El B lol @ undercrackers!!
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Big congrats RecessVillain!!
Congratulations and laughs to ElB!!!!!! and Sofi!! and DNfromMN!!
Yay RV, you funnay manslut! Congratulations Sofi, DNfromMN, and ElB ♥.
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Well-played guys, esp. RV & ElB...you never disappoint ya funny fuckers!!!! Love you! XoXoX
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 9:29am.
RecessVillain: lmao - awesome! and congrats to the hot slut: ELP!
KDrac, i'll 'ELP you, whats wrong? :o) ta kids, big surprise!!! Conger eelz Recess, sofi and DNfromMN funny foolz.
Dedicated to my lil ellie xxxxxxxx4evvvvvaxxxxxxxx :o)
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Yeah El B.,
Limey Bastard! Learn something about England before you start spouting British stuff!!! - Clarrrrissssee
RecessVillain: lmao - awesome! and congrats to the hot slut: ELP!
Congrats winners! Yay! ElB's mojo is back!
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Thanks C-Word...glad to be back.
Work has been crazy busy, things are starting to mellow.
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Congrats RV - nice to see you back on the podium!
Congrats as well to Sofi, DNfromMN,and *ElB*!
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Colin Hay: Overkill
I don't get a nod for using Billy Mays name in mine? Was two days prior to soon?
Mucho congratulatores, putas!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
How Jacko's kids will now hide... "No more masks for us!"
MUST... AVOID... LOOKING... LIKE... POSSUM... GOSSLIN
and here we see the elusive "Hipster Hairball" that SamRo barfed up during her HoHan withdrawals.
funny!
The Itt-Lee Roth Family Band
ps jazzfish77 - "Ahhhh! Mah pussy's hangin' out, y'all!"
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Fine, we get it Debbie. You don't want the kids. You don't have to wear those goddamn ugly stretch pants to prove you're not worthy.
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
David Lee Roth attempts to become relevant again.
Ordinarily "Queen Vadge" sports the latest in styles..she went in for a perm. and wouldn't you know it, " That damn coif would not Take a curl!"
Now presenting, Hedwig and the Angry Bush.
Not the Werewolves of London...again.
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Britney Spears goes crazy with her weave during her Flea Circus tour --
Volumizer, volumizer
I use lots of volumizer
Hair worn in the front,
uh ah
I know I can't see too far
uh,ah
Hair covers up my butt
uh, ah
can you see my c-section scar?
you say i need panties
I got your panties
volumizer, volumizer
I use lots of volumizer
Tired of only being exposed to daylight when her master got out of cars, Brit Brit's vagina sprouted some limbs, hired Mariah Carey's stylist, and went on tour.
didn't know cousin It was part of Technotronic.
I guess Dee Snyder has hired cousin it to stand in for him at this years Rocklahoma.
Hairy Spice's solo career never really did take off.
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Bottom-feeder.
This just in: VH1 is holding auditions for "Cousin It of Love" at a free clinic near you.
Paris on loose, enjoying her usual pantie flashing.
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Joe Simpson, knowing Jessica had a public appearance, used all the unsold "Jessica Simpson Hair Extensions" in his garage, when she came Back from Dallas 10 pounds heavier and covered in hickeys.
Shauna Sand, pre Photoshop.
Cousin It takes "it" on the road!
Moooove over Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli - Bruce Vilanch is the NEW Jenny Craig spokeswoman!
Now that Jon&Kate+8 will no longer be filmed, Kate's hair is free to follow its true calling as a popstar.
The Banana Splits "I'm hair fur your love" reunion tour.
or,
David Lee Roth never does anything halfway, not even Rogaine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Miley Cyrus is the new Sesame Street muppet
tyra went a little too weave crazy in her battle to stay the MOST FIERCE.
Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.
mileys spotlight was starting to fade. she came up with a new publicidy idea....b=igger the hair bigger the fame.
Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.
Paris decided to re try acting she will b staring as cousin it in the herpes family.
Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.
After being fired from the Adam's Family for being too hairy, Cousin It has had to resort to doing theme park, mall and street shows to make a living.
terrified of being bald again, britney spears has every extension on earth attached to her head.
Vadge's snatch is FINALLY giving her a taste of her own medicine.
When Jessica's feeling insecure, she just tells Ken Paves to "glue a few more on"
advanced hair yeah yeah...shane warne dons a shagpile rug
Cousin IT decides to audition for Twisted Sister's Concert Reunion Tour
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Once again Lindsay Lohan posts another worthless topless picture on twitter...