Conan Gets A Face Full Of Bruno Crotch
If you're ever around Bruno, there's a huge chance that he will put his musty sausage cheese balls and crushed hamburger buns in your face without any kind of notice. Last night on The Tonight Show, he did just that to Conan O'Brien. Conan played a long, but you know the words "I Quit This Bitch" were dangling on the tip of his tongue.
You know, while watching Conan getting scissored by Bruno, I thought to myself that he would look so pretty sitting in the middle of Home Depot with a flannel on. You know where I'm going with this. Conan could totally pass for a lipstick version of Rojo Caliente! I'd let him slap with a strap-on any day, anytime! Anyrojomakesmynipplesburns, Bruno's old trick is at the 9:10 mark in the video above.
And here's some pictures of Bruno at the L.A. premiere last night. If Tommy Girl was the Secretary of Defense, this would be the official (and only) uniform of the military.
ShareThis
Click Here!
Want to make money online fast & easy? I have found no better way.. Make hundreds by the end of the day! There is no time to waste, after all time is money!
Click Here!
You're offended at the pretty, shiny brooches? I woulda thought a h4rdc0r3 military lover might be more offended by...well.....name it...
& Noelegy, yes.
SBC is such as Azzhat!! Wearing the medals awarded to the honorable men and women of our armed services - medals that were awarded for bravery and sacrifice - as part of a cutie-pie/"look at me!!" costume is disgusting.
What is even sadder are all the liberals who blather endlessly about how they support the troops, yet remain mute when this type of desecration goes on.
Of coure, I will get splattered for pointing out the obvious. But, "hypocrisy" and "liberalism" are always spelled the same way.
It's so amazing how SBC can change his looks! He's almost pretty as Bruno. If I didn't know who he was, I'd never guess he was the Borat guy. Hell it was shocking to find out he played Ali G when he was the Borat guy LOL
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I think he's funny, and that dinner party in "Borat" still cracks me up. Those fuckers drew the line not when he brought the poop to the table but when he invited the black prostitute. I was laughing so hard during that scene ("You're wife, not so pretty") that I had tears in my eyes. I don't think his humour is always meant to be laugh-out-loud funny, anyway. I was grateful I had dvd'd the Conan/Bruno bit and was able to watch it again on Friday night because the whole Michael Jackson death was making me sad.
The guy is hilarious. It's like he don't care about nothing. The striptease was the best part.
-----
Toby and Harry know everything about their favorite celebrities: tobyandharry.blogspot.com
OK, I was tired of seeing Bruno promo pics. But that baby shit way hilarious. He's got the character down.
******************************************
"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Ummmm... that clip was funny. Though stake_spike is right. You'll find the best selection of hot babes, charming singles at the exclusive interracial dating community__Black WhiteConnect.com__. Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.
I'm hoping this will be the death knell for his career. Keep shoving your shit in everyone's face 24/7, Sacha. You can stay "in character" all you want but it doesn't mean that people are willing to suspend their disbelief for it. You just look like Sacha Baron Cohen in a bad outfit, desperately (and without humor) trying to make some bucks and get some attention.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I cannot wait to see this movie.
...ok. Honestly, the Bruno hype was really starting to chap my ass. But after watching this clip, it's all good :D
I'll definitely be seeing it at some point.
Cone Zone FTW.
I find the assimilation of spammers onto the website pretty amusing.
Especially how they attempt to seem like regulars by name dropping but instead stick out like a sore thumb.
I've never even seen Borat, but I had become tired of hearing peers quote it all the time. I'm expecting the same with Bruno. I'll grow sick of it before I even see it, even if it is in fact funny.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I've seen clips of the film and they were hilarious. These promotion antics however, are overkill.
I just want to know how often he has to wax to look like that; talk about totally getting into character. That man normally has enough body hair to rival Robin Williams...
**********************************************
Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I'm totally sick of this douche too. When is he going away?
Okay this movie is not even out yet and I'm already sick of this guy! Talk about overkill!
"i don't think that his chracter is pure fiction...that character is a part of SBC"
Couldn't agree more- he seems to take a little too much pleasure in bouncing his balls off guy's chin for it not to be part of him.
I don't find most of his stuff to be particularly funny; it's repetitive, and in a lot of cases just lousy manners. Mocking and exposing a bigot is one thing; making people uncomfortable and preying on their good manners( I'm thinking of the dinner party in Borat) to humiliate them is just being a juvenile asshole. I suspect in private, besides being closeted, he is a thin-skinned crybaby.
dannysgrl said "What's even more hilarious than this skit is that homosexuals on this site will praise and laud him, not realizing he is MOCKING homosexuals.
You try to act above it all, attempting to bring some hidden psychoanalysis to it, saying this is just his genius at exposing homophobia, when the real truth is he is doing NOTHING MORE than coming out in painted black face, and everyone is laughing.
His caricature of a gay man- narcissistic, clueless, bad fashion, obsessed with genitalia- is so totally spot on and what makes people laugh. Because it's TRUE and we all know or have seen people like that.
It's no different than a white man playing "Sambo" with painted face, shuckin and jivin, eating watermelon and tap dancing.
As a straight woman, I even find the offensiveness in this behavior....but to see so many liberals embrace someone mocking them, that is the reason why no one will really ever respect gays.
You guys can't even respect yourself. You're a joke, and a sad one at that."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Can't say I agree with all that, but then again it is your opinion. Thanks for sharing but you will never have fascists letting you speak your piece when it goes against their lifestyle lol.
I think this shit is funny. I can't wait for the movie.
Looks like it could be funny. Borat had some hilarious moments.
i don't think that his chracter is pure fiction...that character is a part of SBC. i wouldn't be surprised if he was bisexual, or thought that blow jobs from dudes were okay because he was still being faithful, lol.
but mostly,
i think he is having a hell of a lot of fun and making lots of money...and it does take balls to throw yourself out there like that....
Um....*shuffles feet* Did anyone else totally want to see Bruno and Conan make out?
***************
Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Ummmm... that clip was funny. Though stake_spike is right. You'll find the best selection of hot babes, charming singles at the exclusive interracial dating community__Black WhiteConnect.com__. Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.
I wouldn't mind a real gay bruno's no-no on my lips, but he's a fauxmo, and you know those straight boys don't keep it kissin' clean down there.
I saw this clip and hope that the whole movie isn't just this. I mean, it was kinda funny, but as a gay, and maybe it's because he's been rehearsing for so long... it totally looks like a straight dude trying to dance like a gay boy... not a gay boy getting his funk on... anyone else think this?
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
Goddamnit. Does anyone else think that Sacha Cohen tends to overdo it a little bit? Enough. Just go to the premiere and do press junkets like a normal person.
--------------------------------------------------
Me! I want to eventually see the movie, but I'm going to rent it. I refuse to spend $40 for my husband and I to see this trash in theaters. His movies are ok, but the whole in-character thing goes too far. It's bullshit, and I'm still over it from Borat.
*______________________________________________*
♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Why do you ride women that look like men?! Why do you ride hippos?! *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by EmmaB on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 6:45pm.
Wow, you forget he has a History degree from Cambridge. Smart guy!
*******
Smart *and* funny. Devastating combination.
************
Put Your Lights On
Goddamnit. Does anyone else think that Sacha Cohen tends to overdo it a little bit? Enough. Just go to the premiere and do press junkets like a normal person.
No sausage balls sweetie. He's a practicing Jew so pork should be a no-no:)
I find the "Bruno" publicity stunts annoying. But, that was pretty funny. SBC is so good at this that I really get confused that Bruno is the annoying character and not SBC.
Wow, you forget he has a History degree from Cambridge. Smart guy!
GOodness, we can't take Bruno anywhere.
"Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 6:36pm.
I know I'm like a broken record, but I get the giggles out loud every time I see your avie. ♥ it.
Dannys_scrot didn't last long. My post got deleted, too. I had copied her entire highlarious post. What a tool."
Hahaha. It's all gravy. It makes me smile to know people love my avatar. Perez is such a douche.
--------------------------------------
"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 6:18pm.
**********
I know I'm like a broken record, but I get the giggles out loud every time I see your avie. ♥ it.
Dannys_scrot didn't last long. My post got deleted, too. I had copied her entire highlarious post. What a tool.
I hope that after all this fuckery the movie bombs. It doesn't even lookinteresting; like a Borat part 2.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Ick. Nast."
Prof. Henry Jarrod would like to wax Bruno's body parts for all eternity!
Now let's spin the wheel for our showcase showdown!
Just not feeling the guy.Somewhere in the process of poking fun at douche...he appears to have become it.
Bruno seems to love his character a little too much maybe.
**************************************
Someone got the banhammer? Squashed like a cockroach, huh.
I was having fun with that dannys_scrote. Why bother hating haters? Laughing at them is so much more fun. They hate that. heeeheheeeh!
Wasnt' dannys_gurl posting as dannysgirl yesterday?
Me thinks it DID get banned but came back with a changed name.
Hopefully the IP was banned this time.
I'm so sick of those fuckers.
*waits for ricki lake to read me riot act*
isn't Bruno really just a modified ben stiller act?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Yay! Dannys_grl is dead! FINALLY! It took SO long!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Awwww, my post was deleted.
I hope dannys_gurl is banned.
--------------------------------------
"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
oooo, the mods don't ♥ dannysgrl.
Well, just as well, SBC isn't exactly an example to use when arguing teh gheys.
Meh, he is amusing and makes me laugh. No harm no foul.
/\
Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by dannys_grl on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 6:00pm.
Can you just change your name to "broken record"? It's the same fucking thing over and over. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you're forgiven, sorry you're too PC to laugh. Must be dreary.
and dannys grl, learn to take a joke. Imbecile.
When does this Bruno shit open? Gawd he's not funny. I'm sick of seeing his flat shaved ass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...well, fuck you very much!
Look out Gaddafi!
I love me some homoerotica featuring conan. Especially when followed by Vampire Bill