And I Thought CROCS Were Evil......
These are called Vibram Five Fingers and they just may be the official footwear of HELL. They are like CROCS-made condoms for your feet. They have been around for a few years, but some hos think the summer will belong to them. The makers say they can improve balance, give you better posture and make you look like a real asshole. I mean, look at those two bitches above. Do they look happy to be wearing that fuckery? No! They look humiliated, depressed and constipated. They might be contemplating chewing their own feet off, so they won't have to be seen with that fugness.
I'd rather slip and crack my ass bone on a hard rock (sounds sexay) than wear those rubber lizard socks! You know UGGS is going to make a winter version of these things just to fuck with us.
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I actually work for a healthy footwear company which stocks the FiveFingers and i have to say that they are actually one of our most popular products!
You are just looking at them from an aesthetic perspective but you are missing the point that they are actually performance/fitness footwear (something where the looks is not as much of an issue as the benefits you get in terms of your performance).
I wear them when running and also run a yoga class (where my students also love them!). The benefits are fantastic, they improve your balance and posture and are fantastic for helping with pain in the feet that is caused by wearing standard running shoes. FiveFingers encourage a more natural gait which in turn leads to a reduce in injuries.
For those of you who can look a little bit further than their appearance (which i actually get loads of interest and good comments on) they can be bought from http://tinyurl.com/nt45hg at a discounted price!
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But you guys are going to love this new model -- the "Cortina"
It's like the Big Foot version.
Haha what doofus would wear those?!
but what if you have crooked toes? like a hammer toe or something?!
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And yes, crocs are horrible. These are worse x 1000.
EW I bet it increases the toe jam...I even hate the socks with seperated toes....that shit is VILE!
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let me just say that for their intended purpose, obviously outdoor sports, these shoes look great. like crocs, they are intended to be utilitarian, so I feel the same way about both: if you are wearing them for their intended purpose- these for sports purposes and crocs for gardening- you're fine. wear them in public and you're a raging asshole. They are, like their predecessor the AquaSoc, totally fugly.
additionally, about the price, vibram is a fairly high tech company and honestly $75 seems pretty reasonable considering the technology involved. crocs are cheap because they are made from a mold with uniformly dense plastic and 2 hinge rivets. much simpler to manufacture.
I thought (or chose to believe) these were a hoax until I saw some douche at the supermarket with them on today. If you think they are fug in the picture, they are even worse in person!
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We just went to the shoe store and we saw some of these. They are fucking weird looking in person too. And they're fucking expensive!
Nasty! All I could think of was getting "rainbow" toe socks for Christmas when I was 13. I wanted those shits, but didn't realize they took so long to put on, and when on, major claustrophobia, sweat and toe jam. Sad part is that I told my Mom I liked them to be nice. Next Christmas, another friggin pair
I'd wear these if they had stiletto heels.
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Just as i LOOOVE my Crocs i really want to feel that way about these interesting footwear but they are so over fuckin priced and with my big size 12W, i'll have to get Mens instead but the colors are not as vibrant. I'm not paying that high for footwear i have to settle for because they couldnt make them in my size, ya know? i say this now because i havent tried a pair on yet but i think they might make my feet appear as thou i havent evolved enough, still stuck in the 2nd monkey phase instead of the 3rd as some of us evolved to, not many, just a few are really the 3rd monkey! the rest are still draggin their knuckles in the sand along side these funny looking things:)
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toe socks creeped me out, and these are making me barf.
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When you're walking on beaches with shells, rocks and coral reefs, these are foot-savers w/o a doubt!
They look ugly, but maybe they are comfy. That's the only excuse I could think of to recoup all that fugliness.
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Way better than Crocs. Way overpriced too.
EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!
Why would someone do that to themselves??
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oh hell no
Manimal5....agreed, those boots are fugly!
Are they rubber or something like it?
I just picture really sweaty toes....and consequently some fungus growth.
(shudder)
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I know this sounds stupid, but here goes....I was having foot pain due to running and I bought some yoga inserts for my toes that are like what you use to paint them with, except harder and more constricting. You wear them laying down, barefoot and they absolutely work. They are the same premisis as these ugly ass shoes. I AM BUYING THEM!!!I bet my left tit they work. And I really like my left tit where it is.
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They look a little unusual but these still look more hideous:
http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/celebrity-camel-toe.jpg
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Those things make their toes look like fat little vienna sausages....uggghh.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
No joke - but I had a dream about these freaking shoes last night (make that a nightmare). I had read this post just before going to bed, and then all night I was dreaming about being forced to wear them, but my toes didn't fit properly and they were uncomfortable, but everyone HAD to wear them by law.
D-listed you owe me a GOOD dream!
I was in class a few months ago when I saw a girl wearing these things. I couldn't stop staring at her feet the whole time. I also wondered--how could she not feel self-conscious and wonder if people were staring at her stupid-looking feet? (Because as far as I could tell she never noticed me staring)
And what if you're not really a long-toed sort of person, and you have really stubby toes like some people? Then the ends of the toe sections are going to be all loose.
I think these shoes are made for surfing and walking on reefs... Obviously you wouldn't wear them to go to the mall! (But I wouldn't put it past some people)
Does anyone remember the episode of Married With Children where Al Bundy came up with the idea for 'God's Shoes' after he hit his head? These things made me think of that...too funny!
The guy kinda looks like Richie Sambora.
What exactly is the point to these shoes? Are they specifically for the beach, or surfboarding? Yech!
I had to comment on these on my blog when I saw them. Thank you for showing these to the world.
Hideous. Certainly, they are ugly enough to qualify for my blog.
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This is not helping my foot fobia...first sCandals and now this..
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Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
I myself prefer a little bit of toenail room in my shoes. I imagine that if you have razor sharp industrial-strength Frito looking toenails like mine, you wouldn't want to wear these.
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These shoes would be incomplete without a pair of knee-padded leggings and a cone bra...
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I have been wanting a pair for a couple years. Finally I have a pair and love them. I also hate anything between my toes but these do not bother me at all. It is almost like walking around barefoot all day except by feet have some protection. People ask all the time where they can get their own pair. Yes they look a bit weird but they are awesome. It is going to suck when they start making crappy made knockoffs.
Amen to that. These are the scariest things I ever saw, but by this time next year the whole world will probably be wearing them.
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Can you imagine the sweating in those shoes?
Blehhh...
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The wearers of these will run through dark caves and grunt "my precious".
I have a desire to buy these shoes now. They're gross as hell but I wonder if they'll actually feel good in a kinky way. I bet that Gossip Girl chick is going to buy them in every color. Just imagine, you can put your toesies up your boyfriend's nalgas and afterwards just throw your shoes in the laundry and press "heavy soil level."
Ok, that was nasty.
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Please change your mind. I live my life by what say think and do. I love my Five Finger shoes almost as much as my life size blow up Rojo Caliente doll.
They are the most comfortable shoes I have ever owned. They go with feet the same way herpes sores go with Paris Hilton's lips.
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I'm going to buy a pair of these, glue some lucite heels to the bottom, and give them to Shauna Sand!
I might wear these to the beach, actually, but I'd be tempted to glue fake acrylic toenails to them... like, 3 inch long florescent pink acrylic toenails.
I'm with TV on this one; thong sandals are bad enough but having something between every toe would drive me nuts. Besides, toe lengths vary so much; how do they take that into account? Are they stretchy or something?
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They tried to get Paris Hilton as a model,
Hahaha. If they make swim fins with toes she would be perfect.
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