You Know What That Means
The gossip around these parts is that Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out on a couple (or more) dates together. The tabloids hailed them as the second coming of Jen & Brad. Well, if they were touching nipples in the morning, it doesn't sound like they are anymore.
At the Louis Vuitton show in Paris yesterday, Brad talked a little bit about the noise going around that he's boning Jenny. And he did it in FRENCH. Swoo-ooon. My no-no just queefed in a French accent.
Brad said, "She's a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She's someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says 'hello' to her, it's given that he's fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She's a very, very interesting woman, but she's simply a friend."
A "very interesting woman"? That's like when a one-night-fuck says to you afterwards, "That was fun." That's my cue to stroll to his bathroom, wipe my freshly sexed-up ass on his good towel, grab my clothes and proceed to do the walk of shame knowing that I messed up as a true slut. He's basically saying, "Your fuck game is weak!"
"A very interesting woman" either means: a) He got weirded out when Jenny told him they couldn't have sex until the following week because that's when her cycle started. b) She showed up to their second date in her dream wedding dress. c) The head was whack.
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Why is this woman doomed to be left and dumped?
"She is a very interesting woman" is code word for "I would NEVER EVER date her or commit to her because I dont think she is good enough for me". Being interesting to a man is as appealing as slipping and landing on cactus face down. The last thing you want to hear a man say to you or about is tat "you are interesting". Interesting is bad,interesting means no love...he might as well just have said "I could never love someone like you" - that is how bad "interesting" is...
I think this is proof of how once again, beauty and charms and intelligence don't really matter all that much when it comes to finding that special someone and not dying alone. Aniston is a great woman, from all the things I have seen her do and how she has been carrying herself despite all odds; she has class. She is also beautiful and thin and all that stuff supposedly associated with making someone lovable and marriage worthy. Yet, she is alone - because life is unfair and there is no rhyme and reason to it all....
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Rotten_Egg: Hear, hear! Love your hair by the way!!!
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Oh Jen, why are you so set on dating douches?
If you just settle on a "normal" guy you might actually find love and a guy that won't deny that he went down on you once.
Jen is fine. Just cause she's single doesn't mean she's unhappy. She has an amazing life. A life that most of us can only dream having. I know she's being picky about hooking up permanently after her husbands devastating betrayal with skankalina.
Maybe she'll never get married again, or she might adopt or do IVF just to have a child. Whatever she does I'm sure she'll be happy. I hate how the tabs are always trying to make her look like a loser cause she's not serious with anyone. She seems genuinely content the way she is. OTOH her cheating ex seems miserable with his life choices. Being in a relationship is not always better as many, many unhappy couples can attest to.
Lory, rotten-egg, xerquina, Plecto, hekki: It's actually refreshing to see that a normal conversation regarding Aniston can happen here on D!
It's great to love and be loved: when it comes time to marriage and a real relationship, it is alot of work, and it requires TWO to keep it together.
"Confirmed bachelors" vs "spinsters": simply chaps my ass.
I swear I even heard this friend's mother telling her: "You never bring a man home, are you gay? Please tell me you're not gay!" Needless to say, she wasn't gay, just embarrassed. Unsurprisingly she never brought the girl gang home again. :/
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I have a lot of respect for Jennifer Aniston. She has been like a cat toy to the media for years and everyone has to get their swipes in when it comes to batting the toy around. She has handled herself with grace and humor. She has stated that she has trust issues and, personally, I don't blame her there.
I don't get the hate at all. Unless, it is a "there for the grace of whoever is popular on shrines this week, go I" and that is a deep rooted fear for many.
My not so famous shrink once told me the things you hate most in others are the qualities within yourself that you recognize and hate...
Oh, and Bradley Cooper looks like a ferret-faced twat...
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Lory: My mom's a pain in the ass, but I am lucky. She always told my sister and I to have all the fun we wanted, to travel and party before settling down. She NEVER pressured us to get married and have kids. I am so grateful for that.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Lory: "Unfortunately the misogynistic society we live in, make her look like she's just half a woman unless she finds a man that completes her. The worst thing is that this idea is mostly fueled by WOMEN everywhere. One of the many reasons we are fucked as a society."
Amen. My mother always says that, too: women are a woman's worst enemy.
People who do their own thing are threatening to the sheeple.
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Your mother sounds like a wise woman!!! :D You're lucky, I got a couple of friends whose mothers would tell them: "Why can't you be normal and get a man!!!" They weren't even 25 at the time!
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-"Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:44pm."
I'm with you too, marriage and kids are not for everyone.
Lory: I wholeheartedly agree. I have always said women are the ones perpetuating the machista/marianista ideals.
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@Mizro: Hey, nice to meet you, too. And I agree: all this Jen vs. Angie mudslinging has gotten really, really stale.
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Lory: *muah* I refuse to even ask why ANYONE is single nowadays.
It's a new Century: time to throw out old stagnant notions and replace them with out of the box thinking.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:58pm.
Lory: long time no see but it's great to know you're still here! *hug*
And you're right - WOMEN propagate that notion more than men. It's insulting and frankly antiquated.
Settling is better than being happy and free? I Think not.
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I am so happy to see you again, girl!((Hugging Mizro)) :D
Back on topic: I know!!! It's like women have to resign themselves to get whatever it is they can get as long as it comes in the form of a man and a bunch of kids in order to be accepted and (HA!) considered happy! Sick!
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Plectocomus: I know, it irritates the shit out of me, honey. Nice to meet you.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 1:04pm.
Why must Pitt and Jolie be dragged into this discussion, Laurel?
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They're trawling for loonies.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Lory: "Unfortunately the misogynistic society we live in, make her look like she's just half a woman unless she finds a man that completes her. The worst thing is that this idea is mostly fueled by WOMEN everywhere. One of the many reasons we are fucked as a society."
Amen. My mother always says that, too: women are a woman's worst enemy.
People who do their own thing are threatening to the sheeple.
Why must Pitt and Jolie be dragged into this discussion, Laurel?
MK didn't mention it so why the obvious ssdd?
"compare that to Angelina...."
Yeah, she NEVER thinks about clothes. Brad either.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Would anyone much care about A-Holie if she weren't with Barf Pitt?
I like a girl who doesn't always have to be seen with a man by her side. The Douche Mayer thing is hard to explain, but maybe he had her convinced his reputation was just bad press, too. By agreeing to accompany JA to the Oscars, Douche proved he is the fameslut, and Jen proved she could have him around, if she wanted.
Let the woman have a life. Not everyone who has dinner with her, or is discussing business with her, is a potential boyfriend.
And she's not the only star who's had trouble finding a decent companion. Some kid even had Page Six involved in helping him try to find some lovin'. Okay, he was drunk when he fired off that plea, and isn't a "star", but that kind of explains why he was having trouble, doesnt it?
Barf Pitt is no catch, and A-Ho is no big deal as an actress. So why does Jen get the shit? Not that I really care. It's funny, but the joke is getting extremely tired.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:41pm.
Great posts!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
xerquina: I wonder WHY they pull that on Aniston all the time... She has the greatest life: travels, eats well, owns several homes, has friends, is free to do as she pleases...
*sigh*
I was starting to think that he was hot now I think he might just be annoying and just like a normal Hollywood actor-tedious.....
I dont know what to say about Aniston-I feel bad for her in a way because the tabloids never leave her alone with this crap about whether or not she has a man but on the other hand she doesnt look as if she thinks about anything more deep than the latest designer clothes-compare that to Angelina....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Lory: long time no see but it's great to know you're still here! *hug*
And you're right - WOMEN propagate that notion more than men. It's insulting and frankly antiquated.
Settling is better than being happy and free? I Think not.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:43pm.
i hear ya, Miz. but when it comes to Jen everyone automatically pulls out these 'shortcomings' on her. not many understand that marriage,kids and husband is not the goal in life. BUT it's important part of human life to have one of those three things.especially with celebs and all the attention they get.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:43pm.
xerquina: so what does that mean?
There are plenty of women that CHOOSE to be single and happy. If the day comes that someone meets someone compatible, great - but people should not be judged by their marital status.
Trust, I know sooo many unhappy married people: it isn't for some.
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I agree with you 100%. Unfortunately the misogynistic society we live in, make her look like she's just half a woman unless she finds a man that completes her. The worst thing is that this idea is mostly fueled by WOMEN everywhere. One of the many reasons we are fucked as a society.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
Anyone see him when he was on Alias? Damn, I thought he was so hot. As for Jennifer I think it's bullshit that someone who seems quite sweet always gets fucked over by all these guys...While Angelina prances around with all her old BF's balls and they love it.
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Thats what being a good fuck does for you. JA has the HB syndrome, I'm telling you -- cantfuckforshititis.
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Of course she's bad in bed. She has a vagina and you know how her boyfriends hate that! Actually I think the problem is that she is too famous and there is too much pressure for her and her new bf whoever it is. Can you imagine dating JA? Your face would be everywhere and you'd get headlines like "Similarities between Brad and Jen's new flame", "Bloated or Preggo: A baby for Jen and her new beau", "Jen's new boyfriend's ex talks: He's not that nice", etc, etc. That alone is exhausting, even for professional Fame-whore John Mayer. If you add that kind of circus to whatever problems every relationship may have, you have a recipe for doom from the beginning. Bitch can't win. She has to do it the old-fashioned way: get knocked up and then a shotgun wedding/move in together, love is optional. Hey, it worked for AJ!
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Submitted by Nicole on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:38pm.
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I know. Sometimes he turns my panties, others he turns my stomach. Beautiful eyes though.
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I'm with rotten-egg.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:20pm.
:)
I'm at the point where I'm starting to think it's a hoax. First it was shock, now denial, it's just surreal.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
xerquina: so what does that mean?
There are plenty of women that CHOOSE to be single and happy. If the day comes that someone meets someone compatible, great - but people should not be judged by their marital status.
Trust, I know sooo many unhappy married people: it isn't for some.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:54am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:40am.
Hehehehe. I'mma use the "lady-like leering" skills you taught me to lure him. ;p
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Hahaha...now don't forget the simultaneous eyebrow waggling and boob bouncing. You have to synchronize the movements.
---Daisy from Keeping up Appearances has those moves down pat, when she's trying to seduce Onslo.
Hey Joe, is that Sutton's Beach in your avie? What are we posting pics of where we all lost our virginity are we?
*searches for a pic of the back of 1969 Holden HR Panel van*
I don't get the hate either and I'm a strong supporter of women who don't think their goal in life is to be get a man, get married and have children. Seems to me like Jennifer Aniston is living her life on her OWN terms, on her OWN rules, and that's what makes some people uncomfortable. What is the usual brainwash women get everyday since they are born? (besides being beautiful or thin) "women SHOULD get a man, get married and have kids". Right?. I honestly respect this woman for not caving in to peer pressure and lead her own life. No man? no marriage? no kids?. Who gives a rat's ass! that's not meant to be for many people and I bet if plenty of those who are married with children actually regret it and wished they could turn back time to make a different decision.
Anyway, I have no clue who this dude is and I don't care. I agree with whoever said that the way he repeats himself to make quite SURE everyone gets it clear that he's NOT dating Aniston means he's not into her.. hehe. And if he's gay, then that explains a lot.
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she's 40,not married, no kids and hasn't had a stable relationship since...you know who.BUT all hope is not lost, introducing Vh1's Love of Anistion. the first to impregnate her wins!
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Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:34pm.
I think it might just be this picture, idk. I googled and found others where he didn't look so haggard and beat down. Still not my cup of tea, but w/e
Submitted by Nicole on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:12pm.
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That notion has just put me right off BC :(
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I don't want to know about freshly sexed-up asses dammit.
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Submitted by cmc311 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
Anyone see him when he was on Alias? Damn, I thought he was so hot. As for Jennifer I think it's bullshit that someone who seems quite sweet always gets fucked over by all these guys...While Angelina prances around with all her old BF's balls and they love it.
That's Jen's problem, she is probably way to nice. She has to start acting like a bitch the way Angie does. Nice girls always finish last.
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I agree. She should just Sienamillerize her life. Then, her life would be full... of cock... which is a good thing if she wants an Oscar.
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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
Anyone see him when he was on Alias? Damn, I thought he was so hot. As for Jennifer I think it's bullshit that someone who seems quite sweet always gets fucked over by all these guys...While Angelina prances around with all her old BF's balls and they love it.
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Thats what being a good fuck does for you. JA has the HB syndrome, I'm telling you -- cantfuckforshititis.
Submitted by cmc311 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
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Mmmm, I dunno. Being sweet and nice are virtues, to be sure, but then, there's always something thrilling about danger and mystery. Villains and anti-heroes are often more interesting, they get the best lines, not to mention the best wardrobe. (I'm thinking Alexis vs. Krystle here, but feel free to cite your own examples.)
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JA is so drop dead gorgeous, it just makes me wonder how it could be so difficult for her to find a man. Of course I know looks are not even close to everything - but they sure do help you get dates. Well I suppose I'll answer my own question because she picks guys like John Mayer who is a fame-whore and a douche.
Yaaawn. This boring bitch again. She must have some tired coochie.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by cmc311 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
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Nice girls always finish last.
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I was just about to say that. And bad girls' work is never done.
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I guess the lesson is to treat men like shit and they will never leave you. Some ppl love the abuse.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:54am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:40am.
Hehehehe. I'mma use the "lady-like leering" skills you taught me to lure him. ;p
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Hahaha...now don't forget the simultaneous eyebrow waggling and boob bouncing. You have to synchronize the movements.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:15pm.
I was thinking about you last nite. I was talking ot my best friend about MJ's death and I say "I don't really care about the dude, but I feel bad for the fans, If dave dies my heart would be broken and I would feel like I lost something, I remember when Fredy Died, How much I cried"... and then I remebered you :)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:50am.
hells bells, i thought you were talking about porn!
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That's what I thought!! Oh she left out the "o"...
and porn makes me laugh quite often!!
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The best thing Jen ever did was Office Space. She should do more shit like that. And stay away from dramas.
That Bradley guy gives off creepy vibes....something's off. He looked hot in The Hangover, though.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
mike: I concur.
What's the big deal? Let her be. Let her date or not date: what the hell ever...
The obsession with this woman having a man is ridic.
Submitted by cmc311 on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
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Nice girls always finish last.
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I was just about to say that. And bad girls' work is never done.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:13pm.
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Absolutely agree, mike. She has a full life now.
Why does everyone assume that Jen's life goal is to snag another man? She has money and fame. It's entirely possible that good friends meet her emotional needs. She may very well be satisfied with her life. She could just be playing the field (in terms of men) for something to do.
I'm failing to see the hotness of Brad Cooper here. He looks like Fishsticks' husband to me, which is not exactly a compliment. Just sayin'.