You Know What That Means
The gossip around these parts is that Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out on a couple (or more) dates together. The tabloids hailed them as the second coming of Jen & Brad. Well, if they were touching nipples in the morning, it doesn't sound like they are anymore.
At the Louis Vuitton show in Paris yesterday, Brad talked a little bit about the noise going around that he's boning Jenny. And he did it in FRENCH. Swoo-ooon. My no-no just queefed in a French accent.
Brad said, "She's a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She's someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says 'hello' to her, it's given that he's fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She's a very, very interesting woman, but she's simply a friend."
A "very interesting woman"? That's like when a one-night-fuck says to you afterwards, "That was fun." That's my cue to stroll to his bathroom, wipe my freshly sexed-up ass on his good towel, grab my clothes and proceed to do the walk of shame knowing that I messed up as a true slut. He's basically saying, "Your fuck game is weak!"
"A very interesting woman" either means: a) He got weirded out when Jenny told him they couldn't have sex until the following week because that's when her cycle started. b) She showed up to their second date in her dream wedding dress. c) The head was whack.
Source: People
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Me likey Jen...the reason Bradley Cooper is calling her "an interesting woman" and "a friend" is because he is gay. She doesn't have the right chromosomes for him.
This does not mean I don't think Brad Cooper is hot...he is. Very hot. Very, very hot. Ummm....where were we?
Michael K, I think the pic of Anniston was snapped at the exact moment her gynecologist showed her this graph:
http://assets.babycenter.com/i/infertilitygraph.gif
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
Anyone see him when he was on Alias? Damn, I thought he was so hot. As for Jennifer I think it's bullshit that someone who seems quite sweet always gets fucked over by all these guys...While Angelina prances around with all her old BF's balls and they love it.
That's Jen's problem, she is probably way to nice. She has to start acting like a bitch the way Angie does. Nice girls always finish last.
Love it when people go into a thread and whine about how no one cares. They even tell MK what to post. If you're here it's because you care. Whatever, Jennifer Aniston needs to start dating straight men because all the ones she's had in her life including Pitt are gay.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:50am.
hells bells, i thought you were talking about porn!
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Anyone see him when he was on Alias? Damn, I thought he was so hot. As for Jennifer I think it's bullshit that someone who seems quite sweet always gets fucked over by all these guys...While Angelina prances around with all her old BF's balls and they love it.
Very funny post.
She's not very much in demand professionally or personally, is she.
Won't be long before she's credited as "Executive Producer" rather than actress or opens a restaurant as a sideline or something.
Yawn. On both fronts.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:50am.
I just learned latin on dlisted!!!! woooohoooo! Thanks, Hysteria!! I will totally prn! I need to find some prn peen! :0) lol!
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Ahahaa! Me TOO! That's the other good cure.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:40am.
Hehehehe. I'mma use the "lady-like leering" skills you taught me to lure him. ;p
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JA is never going to win. Even if she found a man, the whole thing would be doomed thanks to the media. She might as well pack it in and accept she'll be an evolutionary cul-de-sac.
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Major Tom - Peter Schilling
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Newsflash: No one gives a shit. Stop doing stories on this MK.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:36am.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:29am.
Hysteria, you and I have the same prescription for life - LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH and smoke out (once in awhile - not too much - that's jut a crutch) if ya need some help with perspective. I don't know what prn with a really fun friend is, though. What's that?
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Yes, laughter is a definite cure!
PRN is the holy grail of good prescriptions. It's latin "pro re nata," for "as needed"
Or take it whenever the hell you want! As often as you need
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I just learned latin on dlisted!!!! woooohoooo! Thanks, Hysteria!! I will totally prn! I need to find some prn peen! :0) lol!
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:42am.
She's not a homewrecking slut. Why the hate on her?
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I never really got it either. I'm more of a Vadge/Jolie hater, myself, lol.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:18am.
"Your fuck game is weak!"
Buahaha. Next time me ex calls to ask me wy we don't get together again I'm going to scream *Your fuck game is weak* and hung up the phone
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LOL!! Me too!
I really don't get all this hate on Jennifer Aniston. She seems like a nice person and a good friend to Courtney Cox. She had a long-term relationship with Vince Vaughan. She got jerked around by Mayer, but so what he did the same thing to Jessica Simpson.
She's not a homewrecking slut. Why the hate on her?
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:35am.
Bradley Cooper is the hotness! I'm not a scraggly beard lovah, but I'd let him rub that scruff all over mah...... *trailing off*
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Jennifer Aniston's life really does not make sense to me. She is an A list actress with a great body and a half decent face. Why the HELL can this bitch not find a stable man??
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How do you suck a fuck? -Donnie Darko
I don't get the appeal with Bradley Cooper. I know people who think he's really good looking....granted, that is a TERRIBLE pic of him, but even so, there is something very ferret-like about him. I'm pretty sure its his teeth and me no likey.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:29am.
Hysteria, you and I have the same prescription for life - LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH and smoke out (once in awhile - not too much - that's jut a crutch) if ya need some help with perspective. I don't know what prn with a really fun friend is, though. What's that?
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Yes, laughter is a definite cure!
PRN is the holy grail of good prescriptions. It's latin "pro re nata," for "as needed"
Or take it whenever the hell you want! As often as you need
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Bradley Cooper is the hotness! I'm not a scraggly beard lovah, but I'd let him rub that scruff all over mah...... *trailing off*
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I don't know who this fucker is, but in the above pic, he looks like a Fiennes.
And actually, "a very interesting woman," sounds like something a closet case would say about woman whose time he's wasting.
"the head is whack"
LMAO!! im surprised with that chin of hers, her head game is weak. that chin can do wonders for the balls(so i hear)
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:18am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:08am.
JEN is starting to get that look on her face that ALL my co-workers have - I call it "Perma-Frown"
Fuckers are making me get it, too.
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NO, Diamond! Don't get the Frown! Come and laugh lots at Dlisted! Get stoned once per week or prn with a really fun friend. Dr hysteria's prescription!
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Hysteria, you and I have the same prescription for life - LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH and smoke out (once in awhile - not too much - that's jut a crutch) if ya need some help with perspective. I don't know what prn with a really fun friend is, though. What's that?
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:08am.
If she stopped trying to land a husband she might actually end up with a boyfriend, I'm just sayin'
WORD.
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
i've never seen a good pic of brad cooper but he was funny on snl and looks good in his movies...hmm maybe he's just not photogenic
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Isn't Bradley gay? That's why his marriage to Esposito dissolved...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:18am.
"Your fuck game is weak!"
Buahaha. Next time me ex calls to ask me wy we don't get together again I'm going to scream *Your fuck game is weak* and hung up the phone .....
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hehe, I'm stealing that...thanks!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:05am.
You too! :)
Missed that, sorry!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
When a guy falls all over himself trying to assure people that you are JUST FRIENDS, he's just not that into you. Ouch.
His good towel? OMG. What?!!
That is so funny!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Of course they didn't do the sex, he's gay. Or at least that's what my gaydar is telling me.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
I have to agree w/Tristram on this. I heard that the marriage to Jennifer Esposito ended when she caught him in the act w/a man. Just sayin'.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:06am.
JA would not pick another man named BRAD. She's so over Brads. She is moving on to Latarians.
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Oh come now. What kind of hood rat stuff could a rich woman living in Malibu get up to?
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She is gonna steal your golf cart, drive it to your neighbor's house, steal your neighbor's imported olive oil, and rub it all over her feet.
Then she's gonna come to your house and jump up and down on your white sofa. Then she's gonna leave a note in red lipsick that "AJ wuz here." Huh!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:08am.
JEN is starting to get that look on her face that ALL my co-workers have - I call it "Perma-Frown"
Fuckers are making me get it, too.
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NO, Diamond! Don't get the Frown! Come and laugh lots at Dlisted! Get stoned once per week or prn with a really fun friend. Dr hysteria's prescription!
;D
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"Your fuck game is weak!"
Buahaha. Next time me ex calls to ask me wy we don't get together again I'm going to scream *Your fuck game is weak* and hung up the phone .....
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I think there's a good chance Bradley is gay. His marriage to Jennifer Esposito lasted 4 months (though the divorce took longer). He also relishes gay roles a bit too much. Any hetero guy who got to date JA would just bang her, because he could.
Me thinks he said too much. A real gentleman would just shut the fuck up
LMAO@ "Your fuck game is weak!" hahaa!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:03am.
He looks like a mutant melding of Ralph Fiennes and Alan Rickman there.
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He really does look like Fiennes. But I can't sign off on Rickman. Or maybe it's just that I can't bare to put the name Rickman with the word mutant. (Sigh..I have a little bit of a stupid crush on that man).
As for Jen...I've just never been able to make bad words come out of my mouth about her. Don't know why. Guess I feel sorry for her?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:06am.
JA would not pick another man named BRAD. She's so over Brads. She is moving on to Latarians.
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Oh come now. What kind of hood rat stuff could a rich woman living in Malibu get up to?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:09am.
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He has a heart-shaped face.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 11:03am.
He looks like a mutant melding of Ralph Fiennes and Alan Rickman there.
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I thought it was Ralph Fiennes at first - a younger version.
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If she stopped trying to land a husband she might actually end up with a boyfriend, I'm just sayin'.
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I am not a pussy.
JEN is starting to get that look on her face that ALL my co-workers have - I call it "Perma-Frown"
Fuckers are making me get it, too.
*runs to craigslist classified to look for new happy job*
JA would not pick another man named BRAD. She's so over Brads. She is moving on to Latarians.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Translation: He got creeped out when she said, "and us getting together is perfect because everything is already monogrammed with 'Brad + Jen!'"
JA looks so forlorn and despondent in that pic. oh, the drama!
"That's my cue to stroll to his bathroom, wipe my freshly sexed-up ass on his good towel..."
MK, if you're boning a guy who has A good towel, then you need to get a better class of trick!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
He looks like a mutant melding of Ralph Fiennes and Alan Rickman there.
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Bottom-feeder.
Maybe, just maybe he doesn't want the world to know his personal business! That is waht I call a gentleman.