Saturday, June 27th 2009

Oh. Hell. No.

And here we fucking go! Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" (yes, I brought Nivea into this) on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious. I mean, can you believe this?! We all know Andy Coop cheats on me, but does he need to flaunt his whores like this?! He even knows he's doing wrong. Look at that nervous "I hope that crazy bitch isn't around the corner" side-eye.

It also looks like Mah Boo's peen puckers for Fred Perry. I'm ready to get Fred Perry's logo tattooed on one of my b-lips (right under my "I honk for Prince Hot Ginge" tattoo) if that will make him happy.

You better notify the Clinica Mobile to fully stock their fridge with Tangerine Jello, because it looks like I might be paying a visit. I'll give it my best, but Mah Boo's trick could probably break my nose just by flexing his bicep. Also, tell them to keep a straitjacket handy, because I'm starting to scare myself. I'm even jealous of Mah Boo's bike. WHY DO YOU RIDE THAT BIKE, MAH BOO? WHY DO YOU RIDE?!!

Posted by: Michael K


Anderson is smart, funny, easy on the eyes, and has his life and heritage in perspective. I'm pretty certain he's said the Vanderslut money came from ruthless exploitation, and that he understands their wealth is nouveau. He and Gloria are both decent people, Studio 54 or not...

So he's wearing Nike. Let's kill him!!!!

But that shit is made in Asian sweatshops, so it wouldn't bother me if he dropped the Swoosh. Hat looks great on him, though.

Personally, I feel MK's crush on Anderson makes MK even more likeable.

AC has personality. He's not just an empty shirt.

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

rovex's picture

I want to see them fucking. If MK wants to join in, so much he better.

death2douches's picture

Damn. MK busted out some Nivea. He's so not playing. Which is AWESOME.

On the other hand, these two look hot together and I definitely wouldn't mind some video of their sexay times. *swoons* I've been hot for Anderson ever since he, Lisa and Laura Ling, and Gaycrest started my mornings in homeroom with Channel One.

MK, if your love is true, Boo will find you. I saw that in a Meg Ryan movie, so it must be true. Just don't fuck up your lips.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:57pm.

That woman in the boots is going to die when she sees her arse. JLO she is not.
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At first I thought you were posting on the wrong thread, because I didn't even notice her.

I was blinded by hottness!!

MK, that dude may have big biceps, but you're way cuter. MahBoo doesn't know what he's missing.

I'm pretty sure that guy's name is Antoine.

LeanneMarie's picture

Can we get a side-by-side of Mah Boo and Powder?

jalynne's picture

Anyone here remember Anderson Cooper and Lisa Ling reporting on "Channel One News" in high school?

Sandbitch's picture

That woman in the boots is going to die when she sees her arse. JLO she is not.

MizRo's picture

MK, yoohoo... stop crying and give us more posts, darling. Keeping busy keeps you out of trouble!

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Oh MK, I feel for you. You can borrow my trusty blade if you need to cut a bitch.
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Second look at Shepard Smith, MK? He's in your neighborhood, too. One does have to downgrade sometimes. Plus probably being curled up in the fetal position with mascara still running over recent celebrity deaths - totally vulnerable.

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Let him go, Michael K. He's not good enough for you.

Queen of Poo's picture

They have matching shirts. How cute.

Aw... poor MK. I feel for you. And myself.
But, let's be happy for AC. He seems so unhappy already, even with a hunk on a bike.

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Anderson can do better. Maybe they're just friends.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

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Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:33pm.

Nike, Fred Perry, Gloria Vanderbilt, what a label whore.

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omgawd yeah. wtfs up with the matchy shirts

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MK, I love you but no, going too far now. He looks like a George Michael reject here for goodness sakes.

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what a slut's picture

Uhmm MK? haven't you ever heard of a little thing called a threesome.
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MizRo's picture

And yes, I know it's all about "status" but it's very telling about a person.

MizRo's picture

CeeCee: totally... Walking advertisement.
Personally, I shun anything with logos or names: we pay enough for clothing and accessories, I don't understand WHY we have to advertise what we're wearing.

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Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 12:33pm.

Nike, Fred Perry, Gloria Vanderbilt, what a label whore.

Word.

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ESCANDALO!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

apologies for double post! I dunno how that happened...

Nice guns, Andercoo... Go get 'im, MK!

They're both hot. Fred Perry should pay them for this shot! MK, you are hysterical. Jealous of the bike, OMFG! Love it! So funny!!!

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

CeeCee's picture

Nike, Fred Perry, Gloria Vanderbilt, what a label whore.

bensucks's picture

LMAO I love how MK gets all Fatal Attractionish when it comes to Anderson Cooper!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I just saw this picture!
pssst, Anderboo, MK is SURRIUS!

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Mah Boo is so hot, you guys make a Fabulous couple.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

mike's picture

MK, you can do better.

MizRo's picture

Um... MK? Get some help love...