Two Pimps In Love
Last year, former pussy panderer Heidi Fleiss was living in a trailer with a bunch of parrots. It looks like Madame Heidi's luck is turning around! Heidi has finally wrapped her salty slug lips on the right wang! Heidi has announced that she will make it legal with fellow whore dealer Dennis Hof, owner of Nevada's Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Double the pimp! Together, there's not a chocha they won't be able to sell.
Heidi said, "I'm proud to say that I'm clean and sober, and I'm finally ready to make a commitment to one man - and that's Dennis. It's going to be my first and only wedding, so it's going to be fabulous." After she said that, her face fell off, because saying that many words at one time was too much pressure. It's all good though. They used some Gorilla Glue to paste her face back on. She'll be ready her fabulous wedding. And fabulous is right!
Heidi calls it a "wedding," but let's call it what it's really going to be: a straight-up orgy. Instead of the wedding officiant (who I'm hoping will be Airforce Amy) announcing "You may now kiss the bridge," she's going to announce "You may now kiss the bride's vagina." Instead of throwing rice, the groomsmen and bridesmaids will form a circle jerk around the newlyweds and shoot loads all over them. Heidi's something blue will be something she blew. This is going to be a wedding for the whore ages!
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (www.sugarscupid.com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
lol, how desperate.
Submitted by Katt on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:14am.
Ehh, well at least they're both equally ugly, disgusting human beings.
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True, the thought of it makes me feel a little less nauseated because they deserve each other.
Ehh, well at least they're both equally ugly, disgusting human beings. A match made in Bunny Ranch Heaven!
Also, what the fuck is going on with Heidi's FACE? She was never a looker but bitch looks like the walking dead!
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oooo, what is the name of that show on hbo? or is it skin-o-max? whichever, you know u be watching that like me, an whenever you hear someone come in you change it real fast like! hehe.
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Well I'm happy that two pimps can be in love, but I can only imagine the complications..maybe Heidi can put up with it, but I know I couldn't.
LMAO! but i'm happy for them at the same time. thanks for the laugh!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
speakit: you're making my morning... We could BOTH be making bank if that's "desirable". *muah*
too funny.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
That's true, MizRo but even a paper bag can't cover the inner fugly. That bitch right there is ugly inside and out. All I know is, if that's a successful hooker, I could be makin' bank.
speakit: bwahahah! true but we can tone down the grotesque factor a bit.
There ain't no amount of makeup that's gonna help that fugly.
freshface: lipstick! is right... and ixnay the pink eye-shadow, add some colored gloss and maybe a swipe with a bronzer. Good God.
one word. ...
lipstick!
eww,i totally humped her brother too.gross.
There must be some truth to "every pot has a lid", I guess. One of my Mom's truisms.
SO I checked out the Bunny Ranch website and in the photo gallery there are a lot of pics of Hannity from Fox 4 News. Disgusting.........
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 9:27pm.
I know, I'm starting to really like this newmoonsomething character!
Heidi Fleiss looks like...like...like a...Lohan, but younger.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
TV-you slay me!
The scars from an eye lift across her lids are quite bad.
At least she's making an appropriate choice and so is he. I mean, Peter Andre married a whore and tried to turn her into something respectable and we all know this isn't Hollywood Boulevard and Heidi isn't Julia Roberts. She's a madam and she knows it and he's a pimp-they're not trying to fool anyone. (Saw him in the excellent American Pimp-a good watch)
Didn't I see her crawling out of a television in The Ring?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Her make up looks very "Death becomes her". Almost as scary as The Roast Beef Baby picture that was posted here some time ago.
This guy cannot stay faithful to one woman for a day.
are you sure that's Heidi?
looks more like Joan Van Ark to me! - hehehe
I give this marriage the same amount of time as the HBO "Cat House" episode. So what's that, like an hour?
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No Hay Nada Mas
Didn't this guy disown his daughters after they refused to get into the 'family business'? ** shudders ** Ick. Nast. He's a pig!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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One thing I will say about Heidi...she never gave up the names in that "black book". Does she still have it or has it been destroyed?
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Submitted by Newmoonrp on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 9:24pm.
Instead of throwing rice, the groomsmen and bridesmaids will form a circle jerk around the newlyweds and shoot loads all over them. Welcome to the largest and most successful interracial dating site in the world!
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Ok. Now, you're making me laugh.
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Gold-Digger! He is 20 years older and ready to lie in a coffin. He's a walking heart attack - see for yourself (fattie alert)
http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dennishof.jpg
Submitted by Romy on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 6:18pm
Hahaha I was just on my way to Chickafila
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Did anyone see that documentary she had on HBO? Showtime? I felt so sorry for her. I mean so what she used to sell tricks to celebs, is that such a crime (not in the legal sense)? Should we vilify her for that? I mean really who cares. I was hoping her new venture would take off, but those people in that town were assholes.
I guess you got to do what you gotta do.
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What the fuck happened to her face?
Seriously, why are people asking this?
That bitch has ALWAYS been hideous.
BLAAAUUURRAWWLUAAHHHGGHRRRAAAAGHH..
*wipes off excess
Gawd dayum she looks sickly.
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HOLY F*CK! That dude has the exact same name as my friggin brother!! Doesn't look like him though. Maybe he's my long lost uncle or something.
Weeeeeiird.
Despite the fact that I don't give a shit, I liked her better when she was running the laundromat, living in a run down trailer and covered in bird shit. What does that geezer see? She is a no neck cretin.
George Clooney and Charlie Sheen have already RSVP to this wedding. You can't beat getting pussy you used to pay for, free for one day.
where's the top layer of heidi's skin? it's disturbing looking at that face...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She looks ill.
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Remember on the HBO series about the Bunny Ranch when he was engaged to Sunset Starlight, or something? Sunset had some class, but this whore? They are made for each other. Gag.
Why is her face so white?
They're both disgusting. She's a hatchet faced hag with herpes; he's a nasty ass pimp. They deserve each other (and not in a good way)...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 4:20pm.
OHNOYOUDINT!
Dintcha see the photo of the EMTs working on him at ET online? Rather sordid..
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Jesus, maybe I'm old fashioned. But there really should be some fucking limits. I'll laugh and/or gawk at a lot of stuff. But even celebs deserve some sort of dignity in their hour of death.
(Sorry. I guess I watched too much TV Guide channel yesterday._
That being said, on a lighter note...Heidi.... yeah, her face looks horrific. Damn, woman. Tell me her lips have had some kind of surgery. If not, I can only surmise that they look like that from years of hard core oral. And if that's the case, I'm in for a bumpy ride.
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Heidi calls it a "wedding," but let's call it what it's really going to be: a straight-up orgy. Instead of the wedding officiant (who I'm hoping will be Airforce Amy) announcing "You may now kiss the bridge," she's going to announce "You may now kiss the bride's vagina." Instead of throwing rice, the groomsmen and bridesmaids will form a circle jerk around the newlyweds and shoot loads all over them. Heidi's something blue will be something she blew. This is going to be a wedding for the whore ages!
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OMG, MK!! I started laughing 5 minutes ago and I can't stop!!!!
OMFG!!!...........................
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 4:27pm.
Do a right-click-save-as before it disappears.
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No thanks. Too goulish.
Off to bathe and get ready for my night out with the fam.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 4:21pm.
LOL. Actually no, she died last week, it just went unreported.
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FUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DD, you dork!
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GAH! Everyone alwasy ends up calling me a dork. A friend at another forum used to call me "dork cheese" LOL.
Back to cleaning the damn kitchen.
Picture's still there (of MJ deceased at the scene). It's ON-TOPIC because its a "contrast and compare" on how dead Heidi looks.
Sorry - Here's the LINKY, ME no stinky:
http://www.etonline.com/
Do a right-click-save-as before it disappears.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 06/27/2009 - 4:21pm.
LOL. Actually no, she died last week, it just went unreported.
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FUCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DD, you dork!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I saw that MJ photo and I wish I didn't. I wouldn't want people to see me dead on a stretcher when my time comes :(
I wonder if this guy married Heidi thinking she would have good bu$ine$$ sense for his business.
Off-topic: Ok, I went here http://www.blacklabeladultshop.com/products/the_cone/127/1 to try and understand how the fuck this Cone thing is supposed to contribute to my carnal pleasure. And still I say...WTF?!
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