Billy Mays Is Dead!
NOOOOO!!!! What in the fuck is going on?! It has been confirmed that infomercial superstar Billy Mays has been taken away from us at the young age of 50. Billy was found by his wife at their home in Tampa, FL at around 7:45 this morning. No cause of death is known at this time, but an autopsy on Billy's body is scheduled for tomorrow. Foul play is not suspected. Billy was supposed to have his third hip replacement surgery tomorrow. Billy's wife issued this statement:
"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."
Billy had just returned to Tampa from Philadelphia where he was filming an infomercial for OxiClean. Billy's plane had a little issues during landing. Billy Twittered yesterday: "Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air."
As much as Billy's sawdust voice made my ears chaffey, I will still miss it and him! Nobody could yell at us while selling a household cleaning product quite like him. Let's all wish Billy a safe journey to the giant infomercial in the sky.... May he rest in peace.....
what a pity.it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!www.sugarscupid.com
RIP Billy. Infomercials won't be the same :(.
Sham Wow can suck it
This one really makes me sad, RIP Billy
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
This is just too fucking much! Who's next?!
Now here's a party...Fred Travalena is now sitting in heaven's waiting room with David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Billy Mays.
When will it end?
I loved his loud ass. RIP Billy!
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
"....so someone else who is ill will need to make up #3 of this group."
ok, I'll play:
Liz Taylor
Joan Fontaine and/or her sister Olivia de Havilland
Lohan
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Dick Clark will be Demerol-ed next.
Sad to hear that news, Bill Mays was a great man. His loud sales pitches made him a recognizable television presence. Recently, some of the latest news is really shocking regarding to TV personalities, such as Ed McMahon; the popular sidekick who had suffered pneumonia and bone cancer. Ed McMahon, former straight man and sidekick extraordinaire to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show, has passed away at the age of 86. Ed McMahon, also the spokesperson for the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes and a recent series of spots for freecreditreport.com, had been suffering from health problems over the last few years, and had some problems with his finances. He had also big problems with his financial and health issues. He had been facing foreclosure and several lawsuits, and was in need of some fast cash until his health began to deteriorate rapidly, including a broken neck from a fall. He needn't worry about payday loans or monologues again; rest in peace, Ed McMahon.
When my sister told me Billy Mays died, I didn't believe it. She always goes on these hoax websites, so I figured she was trying to get a rise out of everyone...but when I saw it reported on CNN, I realized it was true.
I'm actually a little bit bummed over it. He seemed to be in good health, and overall just seemed like a happy man. My dad met him once and only had nice things to say.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I loved Billy Mays. :( Sham Wow Vince, I wouldn't have been so upset over. The ShamWow was a scam - shit doesn't do anything like what he says it does! At least Billy Mays put his name on quality products! *shakes fist* QUALITY PRODUCTS!!!
His poor wife and kids :(
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
According to my friends at US Airways, Billy Mays was hit in the head with the PSU (passenger service unit) fell from above his seat. It may come out that he died from a head injury similar to Natasha Richardson. Sooo sad :(
I RECENTLY BECAME A BIG FAN, I CRIED ABOUT IT
RIP Billy
Submitted by greelife on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
I saw him just have some talk with his fans on that site
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O you did, did you?
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
he's cool ...I know many people on "***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***"talk about him..I saw him just have some talk with his fans on that site..u should join in..
I am more shocked over this death than Michael Jackson's. Now who is going to make my ears bleed when an Orange-Glo, Oxi-Clean, Super Putty, etc commercial comes on? Billy Mays, we hardly knew ye.
I can't believe it.
He looked so good on The Tonight Show the other night.
He had a nice, healthy OrangeGlo.
...the first product he sold was the Wash-matik, a device for pumping water from a bucket to wash cars.
Completely needless but RIP Billy.
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David
Ed
Farrah
Michael
Billy
If we are going in 3's then someone "expected" is to be next. David, Michael and Billy were the 3 "unexpected" ones (though, Billy is just a minor player...)They were not known to be ill and were sudden deaths.
Farrah and Ed were not surprising as they were both ill....so someone else who is ill will need to make up #3 of this group.
.........Don't forget Sky Saxon.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 6:58pm.
*hands BRADIFUL BITCH a bag for our trip*
I was thinking John Goodman isn't looking so good lately. Isn't Madonna fifty? *googles it* heehee yep, she is!
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EvilShoe's song of the day:
Everlasting Love - Howard Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypTzwQrQgE
oops, wrong thread...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I place my Dead Pool bet on a sports figure next.
*packs for Bus to Hell*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by ewlulu on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:38pm.
Everyone if forgetting David Carradine! He started this whole trend!
David
Ed
Farrah
Michael
Billy
If we are going in 3's then someone "expected" is to be next. David, Michael and Billy were the 3 "unexpected" ones (though, Billy is just a minor player...)They were not known to be ill and were sudden deaths.
Farrah and Ed were not surprising as they were both ill....so someone else who is ill will need to make up #3 of this group.
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Swayze or Cronkite is next in the ill group.
And to think that Sham wow Vince could have gone first if that fucking hooker had a little stronger left hook!
OMG - this is worse than MJ, BA, DC and FF all together. I wonder if that prison gang in the Phillipines will have a Billy Mays tribute on youtube shortly. Wouldn't that being a fucking hoot!
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
If he didn't yell so much, he might be still alive. Just sayin
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Good advice, HYSTERIA!!!!! ;0)
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THANKS, freebird! God, I hope they pull all the ads. Out of. RESPECT.
*side eyes*
Geez, my ears
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:43pm.
Billy's last words: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SUITCASE HIT ME IN THE HEAD!! THEY NEED TO MIGHTY PUTTY THE LATCH OF THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT IN PLACE!!! IT WOULD ONLY COST $19.95!!!
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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~cheetos & frapp~
I heard that everyone that attends his funeral gets a free set of steak knives!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Actually I have been hearing a lot about News Anchor Walter Cronkite health being really bad and he is bed-ridden. I wouldn't be surprise if we hear that he has died.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:46pm.
Forgive me, but din't some old lady die just recently...someone I *should* know the name of...some silver screen star....?
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Gale Storm.
I'd weep for her, if only for the awesomeness of her name.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:39pm.
If he didn't yell so much, he might be still alive. Just sayin
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Good advice, HYSTERIA!!!!! ;0)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:46pm.
Forgive me, but din't some old lady die just recently...someone I *should* know the name of...some silver screen star....?
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Bea Arthur?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Omg, soooo sad. I loved Billy Mays. Best beard ever! I got hooked on the jabooody dubs that pay homage to Billy Mays, tff. RIP Billy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4a4O7kXQo
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by ewlulu on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:38pm.
Everyone if forgetting David Carradine! He started this whole trend!
David
Ed
Farrah
Michael
Billy
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Forgive me, but din't some old lady die just recently...someone I *should* know the name of...some silver screen star....?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Billy's last words: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SUITCASE HIT ME IN THE HEAD!! THEY NEED TO MIGHTY PUTTY THE LATCH OF THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT IN PLACE!!! IT WOULD ONLY COST $19.95!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by ewlulu on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 5:38pm.
Everyone if forgetting David Carradine! He started this whole trend!
David
Ed
Farrah
Michael
Billy
If we are going in 3's then someone "expected" is to be next. David, Michael and Billy were the 3 "unexpected" ones (though, Billy is just a minor player...)They were not known to be ill and were sudden deaths.
Farrah and Ed were not surprising as they were both ill....so someone else who is ill will need to make up #3 of this group.
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Everyone forgot about Dom DeLuise!!! He was first!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
If he didn't yell so much, he might be still alive. Just sayin
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Everyone if forgetting David Carradine! He started this whole trend!
David
Ed
Farrah
Michael
Billy
If we are going in 3's then someone "expected" is to be next. David, Michael and Billy were the 3 "unexpected" ones (though, Billy is just a minor player...)They were not known to be ill and were sudden deaths.
Farrah and Ed were not surprising as they were both ill....so someone else who is ill will need to make up #3 of this group.
God, I don't understand this. The prostitute-beating infomercial guy is alive, and this one died. Ed, Farrah and MJ go, and we're left with Kim K, Paris, Britney, and Lindsay.
I don't think I'll be a consumer of traditional media for the rest of my days, if this is the way things keep going.
I feel like we're living in the Twilight Zone. WTF is going on?
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
Ed
Farrah
MJ
A guy from Orb
Billy
I thought it was only 3 at a time?
RIP Billy
Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 3:37pm.
1) MJ
2) Billy
3)_______________??
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Patrick Swayze.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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oops - double
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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~cheetos & frapp~
Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett - we're way past 3 anyways
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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~cheetos & frapp~
Oxy-DEAD!
Looks like a lot of people are born and then die in June :(
Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 3:37pm.
1) MJ
2) Billy
3)_______________??
#3: Gale Storm. Best known for her TV sitcom of the 50s, "My Little Margie".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Why couldn't it have been Paris Hilton instead?