Billy Mays Is Dead!
NOOOOO!!!! What in the fuck is going on?! It has been confirmed that infomercial superstar Billy Mays has been taken away from us at the young age of 50. Billy was found by his wife at their home in Tampa, FL at around 7:45 this morning. No cause of death is known at this time, but an autopsy on Billy's body is scheduled for tomorrow. Foul play is not suspected. Billy was supposed to have his third hip replacement surgery tomorrow. Billy's wife issued this statement:
"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."
Billy had just returned to Tampa from Philadelphia where he was filming an infomercial for OxiClean. Billy's plane had a little issues during landing. Billy Twittered yesterday: "Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air."
As much as Billy's sawdust voice made my ears chaffey, I will still miss it and him! Nobody could yell at us while selling a household cleaning product quite like him. Let's all wish Billy a safe journey to the giant infomercial in the sky.... May he rest in peace.....
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!???? who will I look for to sell me KABOOM! now?
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:54am.
That fucking prostitution whore shamwow slut is behind this fuckery!
Don't you dare blame ShamWow Vince for this! LOL
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His is the only beard that I imagine doesn't smell. I would think it smells something like a lovely mixture of cookies and sunshine.
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This week Heaven got prettier, funkier and now, cleaner. RIP Billy! As annoying as I found your voice, you seemed like a decent guy.
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Yeah I'm pretty sure Ron's still alive.
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no shit GoTexan!!! I am leaving for the beach in a few minutes- I'll avoid anyone else's death for a few hours.
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Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're badass
I no longer have a will to live D,:
Cue the Twilight Zone music. Middle age is the new old age.
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Meet me at Pants 'n At.
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Yeah, right after I am done watching my "Picksburgh Stillers"
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Does anyone know if the other info guy Ron Popeil is still around?
Parissucksliterally... you're not lying this has been an ugly week!! At this point I am afraid to turn on the TV/computer or open the paper to see the "latest' in obits..
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:01pm.
LOL I worked for a arts and crafts store a long time ago and when I first saw a Bob Ross box of paints with that FANTASTIC fro, I had no idea who he was
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How I loved Bob Ross. There's a happy little Bush that lives right here.
I want shirts with his and Billy's heads on them.
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Boo hoo. My clicker can get a rest. He made my head explode when he was screaming about the crap he was schilling.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:59am.
If Bob Ross were still alive, he'd have to go into hiding.
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LOL I worked for a arts and crafts store a long time ago and when I first saw a Bob Ross box of paints with that FANTASTIC fro, I had no idea who he was.
If Bob Ross were still alive, he'd have to go into hiding.
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what the FUCK??!!!
this week has been horrible!!!
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Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're badass
Wow. I guess my new favorite infomercial dude is the guy with the accent who sells those magic paint tools. (Not sham wow)
Peace to Billy.
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Maybe George Foreman will be next. Does anyone still have one of those grills?
I like George Foreman.
Submitted by i laughed till ... on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:53am.
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Meet me at Pants 'n At.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:39am.
Sug: and he was a charitable man to boot... I think his philanthropy was classy, loving, and so low-key, that he was a ray of light in the world of Hollywood and all it's ugliness.
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I saw a TV show about how his life and how he gets peoples products on TV. He was really a nice guy.
Hi MizRo! Bye MizRo!
I am having very bad and sad thoughts about who is gonna be next...
*adds onto The Brad safe room to make room for Anderson*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
US Air does suck. I have never flown it without some misadventure: lost luggage, messed up seat assignments, a strike, bungled reservations, surly staff, equipment problems, sold out of mini-bottles (!!), etc.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:53am.
DD
us bitches would be the LAST to hear bout any rapture.
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LOL. That's what I'm saying. Especially since I'm DRIVING the bus to hell, with Team Valtrex as co-pilot I appointed her last night on an OJ thread, OOPS! MJ thread!).
That fucking prostitution whore shamwow slut is behind this fuckery!
I was just watching Pitchmen an hour ago, and just last week when he was on the Conan O'Brien show my hubby said, you know what he seems kind of like a nice guy without the asshole shouting. Sadness :( :(
Jill-The-Ripper:
If by worse you mean your Pittsburgh accent is stronger, then that is a good thing!!
Pittsburgh is the greatest!
I'm going to buy a Slap Chop today and burn it in Billy's memory.
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I LOVE Oxyclean. It's the only thing that 100% gets out the smell of doggy pee. I put it in my carpet shampooer. I use it on the whites in the laundry - better than bleach!
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us bitches would be the LAST to hear bout any rapture.
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Fucka doodle-do.
TommyGirl grab your no-no hole and run, you might be next guurrrrlll!
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EvilShoe's song of the day:
Everlasting Love - Howard Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypTzwQrQgE
and this is what I wake up to??!! wtf is happening..RIP BILLY
Coma Caca!!
Bye all. Catch you later and I pray for a respite from celebrity death, or any death frankly.
I have no idea who this is not being an 'mericain and all.
OH NO!!! Why couldn't it be Vince?! WHY GOD WHY!!!
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1. Ed McMahon
2. Michael Jackson
3. Farrah Fawcett
1. Billy Mays
RIP
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Prostitution whore!!
http://www.imdb.com/DiedInYear?year=2009
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For crying out loud - IS IT THE RAPTURE AND NOBODY TOLD US??
ShamWow Vince better have one GOOD fucking alibi! Genuine question, didn't they actually have a bit of a feud? Regardless, RIP Mr. Mays.
Also...a respectful LOL at the William Mayes-Paltrow reference
Enough already! My Grandmother died last week, friends Aunt died this week. This is crazy.
Gigi-Belle
Don't fuck up precious Billy Mays' thread with Blohan shit! Show some respect! This man was a yelling machine full of wonder!
RIP you thumbs-upping wicked awesome dude.
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Oh hay. Do you guys remember the woman who escaped the plane crash in S. America, only to die a week later in a car crash?
did you guys mentioned that already? hard keeping up here....
I just read the Lohan story....Notice in the pics how HOLLOW her eyes are! Like an old lady or a corpse!
On topic: This is the news I woke up to this morning. Billy was a natural pitch-man. He had a gift.
I hope he didn't suffer. RIP Billy.
What the fuck is going on?! Ugh.
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I think it's the evil eye personally, but then again, Farrah had cancer so it's not completely random either that she would go as well. But all these others...weird...it must have something to do with astrology.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:28am.
*starts building The Brad safe house...in my bedroom*
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LOL.
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SHANKING HIM THE OTHER DAY!
"nervous side eye, hides in corner with blankie"
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:38am.
wow..omg..so he nearly avoided a plane crash only to die the next day.
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Try to avoid Grim's calls & he'll show up at your doorstep. He don't play!
@(#*$)@()#@#@$@$$!
That is all i have to say about the Grim Reaper working overtime this past week.
I hope his spirit has an Orange Glo!
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Sug: and he was a charitable man to boot... I think his philanthropy was classy, loving, and so low-key, that he was a ray of light in the world of Hollywood and all it's ugliness.
BB, darling *smooch*
Bradi, I've never loved you more than I do right now! Anything to split the Holy Duality!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Does someone have a comprehensive list of all the celebrities who've died recently?
David Carradine
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jacskon
Billy Mays
I know there were a couple more.
PERSONALLY, I'm of two opinions.
1. I think it's an ASSTROLOGY thing (not to be confused with SCIENCE); and/or:
2. Some Hollywood people got together and had an EYES WIDE SHUT type of party and since they couldn't sacrifice a small child, the net result is that 7-10 celebrities had to die.
BOW WOW CHIKKA BOW WOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
see @ 1.07