Billy Mays Is Dead!
NOOOOO!!!! What in the fuck is going on?! It has been confirmed that infomercial superstar Billy Mays has been taken away from us at the young age of 50. Billy was found by his wife at their home in Tampa, FL at around 7:45 this morning. No cause of death is known at this time, but an autopsy on Billy's body is scheduled for tomorrow. Foul play is not suspected. Billy was supposed to have his third hip replacement surgery tomorrow. Billy's wife issued this statement:
"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."
Billy had just returned to Tampa from Philadelphia where he was filming an infomercial for OxiClean. Billy's plane had a little issues during landing. Billy Twittered yesterday: "Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air."
As much as Billy's sawdust voice made my ears chaffey, I will still miss it and him! Nobody could yell at us while selling a household cleaning product quite like him. Let's all wish Billy a safe journey to the giant infomercial in the sky.... May he rest in peace.....
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wow..omg..so he nearly avoided a plane crash only to die the next day.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
Let's have some Billy love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
RIP Billy.
Now can Mr. Grim Reaper go the fuck away? There have been way too many celebrity (and deaths of those I know) just in the past week. I understand Ed and Farrah but MJ, BM and my 39-year-old high school classmate(who died in his sleep)? ENOUGH!!!
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:34am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:23am.
Michael K Michael K Michael K
PLEASE jump on this BLOHAN nightmare:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196079/Lindsay-Lohan-start...
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Lindsay looks like she's wearing a shirt from Tara Reid's inspired line of quality clothing and her thighs look like she had 54 stars tattooed on them. Ew. Crackalicious.
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And those freckles on her thighs! You'd wear out an entire pack of Sharpies trying to connect them all. Gross, fucked-out skankwhore.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Hysteria: couldn't help giggling at your comment.
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:34am.
Sugaroo: sorry, just sad about Newman and I really have no concept of time. And he was a STAR.
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Newman's death was a difficult one because as you said, he was a STAR. And loved his wife dearly which is okey dokey in my book.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I wonder if this is a Natasha Richardson type deal, with the blow to the head from the airplane landing?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
DRAMA!
Yes, he came back Friday....tryna move the break up along...
On Topic: This is just weirdness...Are they gonna pull his commercials I wonder???
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:23am.
Michael K Michael K Michael K
PLEASE jump on this BLOHAN nightmare:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196079/Lindsay-Lohan-start...
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Lindsay looks like she's wearing a shirt from Tara Reid's inspired line of quality clothing and her thighs look like she had 54 stars tattooed on them. Ew. Crackalicious.
I'm gonna miss his infomercials! OxiClean didn't work on my husbands underwear so I had to go back to using clorox.
RIP BM!!!
Holy shit.. the airplane thing is FREAKY.
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Sugaroo: sorry, just sad about Newman and I really have no concept of time. And he was a STAR.
drama, love you too darling, have a great day.
peace at last
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DAMN, WTF!! Everyone back into bed and hide under the covers! Death is being a bitch this week!
This is sad...WTF is going on! Whoever said Oxyclean sucks was spot on. Never worked for me.
Man 50 is young. I wish I was not flying the same airline in 3 days. They are always having issues.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
This is sad...WTF is going on! Whoever said Oxyclean sucks was spot on. Never worked for me.
Man 50 is young. I wish I was not flying the same airline in 3 days. They are always having issues.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
AND Bradi is back? What a day!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by decorative item on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:24am.
I was mad for ages because I got sucked into getting Oxy clean and it didn't work, but I didn't want the man dead.
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lol!
Top 4 on my list, and I know it's terrible but *shrug*:
Parisite
Parisite's Mother
Lohan
Jordan aka Katie Price
He had such a nice beard.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I'm just gonna roll with this death thing and hope that Paris is next.
Hey if anyone misses his Pittsburgh accent just give me a call. Mine is even worse.
That site about celeb deaths must be on overdrive!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Too much weirdness. I just jumped online before running errands. Not a good time for 50-y-o's, eh? Ro, love you!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Ew why are you doing this to me MK?
WHOS GOING TO YELL AT ME WHILE TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING NOW??!!!
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Wow what the hell is going on is right crazy...
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:23am.
Newman, Carradine, McMahon, Farrah, MJ, Mays...
This has been a year of losses for many.
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Except Paul Newman died in September of last year.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:27am.
http://www.imdb.com/DiedInYear?year=2009
Yep, its bookmarked, i'm a sicko :(
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Jesus Christ! That's a LOT of dead people!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
OH WHY LORD? WHY?! This month sucks!
Well, holy crap. I'll have to go buy some Orange Glow in his memory. :(
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
Fucking hell. Can we go a few days without having to sign in here to the news of ___________ is Dead! please?
Not that MJ or Mays or Caradine was expected, but are any other celebrities out there obviously on their deathbed and ready to kick the bucket any day now? I need to prepare myself.
And why is it that people like this keep dying, when there are so many who have no use and are generally vapid people (a la Perez & Paris, Shitney, etc.) still left? Not that I would wish death on ANYBODY, but if SOMEBODY's gotta go, well...
LCT, For real..
The celebs are all gonna be on lockdown.....
*starts building The Brad safe house...in my bedroom*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Bradiful B ~ good to see you around DListed.
On Topic: busy month for the tabloids...and coroners.
Bradi, let's get out boot moves and tennis cans together and start building fortresses around the cool people so no one else dies.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
WTF is going on? Talking about dropping like files.
R.I.P Billy
Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
http://www.imdb.com/DiedInYear?year=2009
Yep, its bookmarked, i'm a sicko :(
WTF?
No more new product commercials with him screaming in the background - I'll have to live with reruns from now on...
RIP Billy...
shamwow vince is behind this
"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn
HOLY SHIT!!!
WHAT THE GOTTDAMN FUCK!?
Is there a June death quota idk about????
SON OF A BITCH!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
drama, my love! Good day sugar.
Can you believe this?
Drugs, heart attack, aneurysm, ??
I was mad for ages because I got sucked into getting Oxy clean and it didn't work, but I didn't want the man dead.
RIP.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:21am.
Pigez? Pretty please?
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Pfffffff, that'd be more awesome than a lifetime supply of our favourite ice cream. That wouldn't count because everyone would be happy.
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Michael K Michael K Michael K
PLEASE jump on this BLOHAN nightmare:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1196079/Lindsay-Lohan-start...
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:21am.
El B: no mushrooms required, darling - I'm here and happy that you are still rocking the humour. *lick*
Its weird. I never post Sat/Sundays. You here every weekend?
On Topic... Coffin.
Newman, Carradine, McMahon, Farrah, MJ, Mays...
This has been a year of losses for many.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:18am.
Gwenyth Paltrow issued a statement: "I am quite saddened at the sudden passing of Mr. William Mays".
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Did she sign with "Yours, truly and cordially,
Gwynetta Skankina Paltrow-Martin" ?
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Somehow, I just don't think this will affect people like Farrah & MJ. Ro, if you're still here, Happy Sunday!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
El B: no mushrooms required, darling - I'm here and happy that you are still rocking the humour. *lick*
Submitted by WTF on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:20am.
Wow! David Carradine, Ed, Farrah
MJ, Billy & ? . Who is next?
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Pigez? Pretty please?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:18am.
Gwenyth Paltrow issued a statement: "I am quite saddened at the sudden passing of Mr. William Mays".
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lol!