Billy Mays Is Dead!
NOOOOO!!!! What in the fuck is going on?! It has been confirmed that infomercial superstar Billy Mays has been taken away from us at the young age of 50. Billy was found by his wife at their home in Tampa, FL at around 7:45 this morning. No cause of death is known at this time, but an autopsy on Billy's body is scheduled for tomorrow. Foul play is not suspected. Billy was supposed to have his third hip replacement surgery tomorrow. Billy's wife issued this statement:
"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days. Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."
Billy had just returned to Tampa from Philadelphia where he was filming an infomercial for OxiClean. Billy's plane had a little issues during landing. Billy Twittered yesterday: "Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air."
As much as Billy's sawdust voice made my ears chaffey, I will still miss it and him! Nobody could yell at us while selling a household cleaning product quite like him. Let's all wish Billy a safe journey to the giant infomercial in the sky.... May he rest in peace.....
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MJ, Billy & ? . Who is next?
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:17am.
Hi freebird!! *hug*
Mays never did the Shamwow commercials, did he? I thought it was that meth-head that was recently arrested.
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Yeah, that's right. Arrested for getting in a lip-bite-off with a hooker. They look like they were made for each other.
Her:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0330091newsham1.html
Him:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Oh fer fucks sake.
Can not take any more celebrity death.
Unless...?
He is still gorgeous, I think.His new album sounds
good... Recently, he was said to join in a free dating site __Millionaireromances . com__ under the name Foeverlove561.
It is said he is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site.I guess it may be
millionairematch? Just curious!!
MizRo?????? *Hallucinating* :o) * slurp *
These spam dwarfs crack me up.
His latest album. Yeah. Good one, eh?!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Gwenyth Paltrow issued a statement: "I am quite saddened at the sudden passing of Mr. William Mays".
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Why the fuck couldn't stupid Vince fartfertnugen assholeface die? Billy Mays is SO MUCH COOLER!
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Hi freebird!! *hug*
Mays never did the Shamwow commercials, did he? I thought it was that meth-head that was recently arrested.
Doesn't SC Gov Sanford live rather near Tampa?
WTF? Is this real life?!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
THIS IS NOT OK!
I was going to make out with him before I died! I was going to let him yell at me and he goes and DIES?
I'm actually almost more sad about this than I am about MJ. I love Billy Mays.
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No words...just wow. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Bwahahahhaha! El B - you are precious, honey!
I believed you!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:13am.
OMG! Amy Winehouse just died!
edit- sorry..... dyed her hair black.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
OMG - Even HSOTDs are not immune from the reaper.
RIP, Billy - may your star shine brightly in that big infomercial in the sky :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:12am.
Mays is dead!?? I was shouting at him on TV yesterday: he screams in every commercial and it is irritating!!
May he RIP.
Wow.
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ShamWow. (Morning MizRo!)
First Farrah, then this guy I saw dying on the street here, then Michael, then Billy.
And I feel a bit funny too....
R.I.P. y'all.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Well, if nothing else, dude had a REALLY nice beard.
OMG! Amy Winehouse just died!
edit- sorry..... dyed her hair black.
Hmm, have they asked that guy that had that show on the Discovery Channel with him? Those 2 were always threatening each other...but in all seriousness, WOW. I guess he's #3 then, or was Ed McMahon included in the 3 celebrity death(s)?
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Mays is dead!?? I was shouting at him on TV yesterday: he screams in every commercial and it is irritating!!
May he RIP.
Wow.
Submitted by lisadob on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:11am.
I am completely sham-wowed!
HAHA
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:11am.
@mike:
Courtney Love will never die, the drugs and stupidity have made her immune to death.
You're killing my buzz, man!
Does this have anything to do with S-word? You know, the aliens and Xenu and stuff?
BILLY NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shocking!
As I mentioned in the Pabst post...wonder if they'll bury him with Oxyclean, Orange Glo and whatever else he was peddling.
We buried my dad with a bottle of his fav Scotch and a Wall Street Journal.
It's a bad month for celebs.
Have Fair Winds & Following Seas Mr. Mays.
"In April, he launched a new reality series, "Pitchmen," on the Discovery Channel to show viewers new gadgets such as the Impact Gel shoe insert; the Tool Band-it, a magnetized armband that holds tools while you work; and the Soft Buns portable seat cushion."
KABOOM!!! Wasn't the Soft Buns an episode of Seinfeld?
@mike:
Courtney Love will never die, the drugs and stupidity have made her immune to death.
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I am not a pussy.
I am completely sham-wowed!
OMG there is some kind of marginal-celebrity curse!
Sad. :(
He was probably killed by some fool who actually believed you could taken an industrial sander to your hardwood floor and use some product to make it like new.
Is this the start of a new 3-fer?
Oh Courtney Love....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GLUE HIM TO THE EARTH WITH MIGHTY PUTTY!
LIFT HIM UP WITH HERCULES HOOKS!
WASH THAT DEATH OUT WITH OXY CLEAN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF is going on?? all of these people dying is making me feel like i never want to leave the house!! RIP Screamin' Billy!
Wow, people are dropping like flies.