BloatHan

Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site www.sugarscupid.com with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.

OK it is as CLEAR as MK's conscience that Lindsay is majorly Bulimic as is Mischa Barton. They chow, then upchuck, then hit the drugs to do their "public appearances". The end is near b/c they are aging twice as fast as normal. very sads.

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That's my tooth!!
Why do you have that?!?

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 6:02pm.

When BloHan finally kicks the bukcet, are we going to be sorry for snarking on her all the time?
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Personally; absofuckenlutely not at all. i have no sympathy for people who have so many resources and opportunities and do absolute fuck all with it. i will rejoice when she is dead.

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Submitted by amazingchange on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:32am.
oh COME ON!look-it's not about being sympathetic towards Lohan-it's about being a decent human being-the chick has not killed anyone-the person she is hurting is herself....

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Actually on more than one occasion this irresponsible person has decided to use her car as a murder weapon driving while under the infuence. By sheer luck, no one was killed.
Was it an emergency? Was she getting someone to the hospital? No, she was stalking her girlfriend, apparently. Sooooo lucky she didn't kill anyone, not that she would have cared.

And yes, her family situation is very sad, her parents are pathetic, they'll "enable" her habits as long as they can squeeze one more penny out of her (very much does parallel jackson and his fam), but other people go through much worse and still have to learn to grow up. She doesn't deserve, nor does she appreciate, your sympathy.

she won't make it to 24...trust! she is completely disgusting, and I would be ashamed to be related to her...but then again, the brood she is from encourages this disgusting beahvior...she is totally repulsive and next on the o.d. list.

Checklist for a modern celebwhore-

[x] Splotchy orange mud on your skin, IE a "tan"
[x] Horribly ugly outfit
[x] Vapid stare
[x] Obvious eating disorder, with attempts to throw people off your scent by pretending to eat in public
[x] Obvious drug & alcohol problem, accompanied by paper-thin denials
[x] Blackberry

Yep, Lindsay's hit the big time. Seriously, WTF!!! I cannot believe someone like that is actually famous while so many truly talented people go unnoticed.

She is so nasty. Look at the tanner streaks all over her whole body. I bet she smells terrible. I love how she stand there obviously posing and then glares at the camera like, "Ugh, OMG they are taking my picture AGAIN!"

Though I must say, I like those shoes. Shoot me, but I like 'em.

And that string hanging from her white shorts is a tampon string...OHHHH!!!!! She looks way haggard in these pics. 23 in dog years no doubt!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

I don't think I've ever seen this bitch look worse.

i thought she had major razor stubble around her cooch but now I think it's just freckles

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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

If someone is wearing colored contacts, can you tell if their pupils are dilated? It might sound naive of me to ask, but I think it's a very appropriate question regarding this mess.

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I think her body looks good...I wouldnt mind being that skinny...Its her face thats creepy.
Her hands even look old though & thats weird. The blue contacts look cheap & sleazy, she should have gone for green instead or just left well enough alone, her eye color isnt one of her issues.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

I hope they drained then re-chlorinated the pool.

Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 8:16am.

Michael Jackson 2.0..............it will happen unless, someone grabs her and knocks some sense in to her!
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Yes, minus the talent and meaningful contributions to the world.

Damn, she looks about as rough as I've seen her. Her skin. EW. Even her fingers and toes look all fucking dirty. Is that her self-tanner at work? Greeeeeeeeat advertisement. She looks like shit. Over her! Please let her just OD or something and be taken to a place where she can never infiltrate the blog-o-sphere again.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas

She needs to be steam cleaned.

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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.

Michael Jackson 2.0..............it will happen unless, someone grabs her and knocks some sense in to her!

She looks absolutely filthy! Go shower, girlfriend!

Where exactly is this bloated belly?

Ugh, is bitch really wearing a belly shirt with a fuckin navel ring? Whore.
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When did she get those fake teeth??? They looked better before.

They totally changed the shape of her face, not in a good way.

she is a nightmare

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P.S. She also looks very hard and dirty, just like Amy Winehouse

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Drugs and alcohol are turning her old and haggard very quick. She looks like the rest of the white trash dog shit that lives in Florida's swamps.

You know things are bad when you look worse than Michael Jackson.

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Methinks HoHan is next on the Death List.
She looks like shit.

shes a big nerd. no one wants her to die...beetch,please.

Jeeeesus. She looks like shit.

What's with the stupid blue contacts? And the black eyeshadow that somehow made its way to the sides of her nose? And that red bikini only emphasizes the weird proportions of her body--not a good choice.

It's like she's invoking a new, ugly brand of heroin (coke) chic.

fricafra
SAAADD she is so young.

Submitted by amazingchange on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 4:32am.

Assuming your post was partially directed at mine, I never said anything wishing her dead. I'd never want anything close to that happening.

However, she's a fucktard who needs actual discipline before it's too late. She deserves prison or a *real* intervention, not going to some silly spa they call "rehab" over there. Unless Lindsay Lohan learns the difficult way, someone is going to find her face-down in a gutter or back-alley somewhere...and for as much of a self-centered drama queen I find her to be, it would be upsetting.

But she's just going to keep fucking up because she doesn't take responsibility for her actions.

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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"

oh COME ON!look-it's not about being sympathetic towards Lohan-it's about being a decent human being-the chick has not killed anyone-the person she is hurting is herself-I take offence to the people saying that she should die etc. etc. At some point you need to fuckin get a grip.she is 23-however she looks-and with access to money and no giudance-and no stable background-MOST people would fuck up and continue to do so. it's just the continual 'she should die, i hate this whore' BULLSHIT that annoys me-and is just ridiculous

whatever,dood.she needs ta go!

What about Mischa Barton?! I always thought she was cute despite her party habits, but now it looks like she turned 40 too :-O
http://www.repubblica.it/2006/08/gallerie/gente/barton-fayed/1.html

this girl is beyond a mess- she knows what she has to do to recover, and to stay out of the spotlight. but instead of doing the right thing, she lies, she steals, she stalks, she manipulates. any tiny ounce of sympathy i may have had for her a long time ago was eradicated when she said 'these aren't my pants' when the cops found drugs on her and when i read the interview where she said 'i don't drink, i don't do drugs, and i don't lie'.
if you're going to be a fuckup, atleast be honest about it. i might not agree with a persons actions, but i can atleast accept someone for their faults if they're honest about it, but not if they're going to pull the 'wah wah i'm an innocent victim' b.s. we've all gone through things, every single one of us, some worse than others, and we all found a way to get by (and WITHOUT the added benefit of mad cash money, which this girl atleast USED to have).
blah!!

All the Lindsay Lohan sympathizers oughta spare me.

I definitely don't want to see her get any worse, seeing as she appears on the verge of death, but apparently Lindsay Lohan deserves a rude awakening.

Don't make it sound as though Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any options. SHE'S FUCKING FAMOUS. Lindsay's surrounded by many rehabilitation facilities, but refuses to go unless she's virtually dragged kicking and screaming.

When Lohan finally went to rehab, she took the program for HER benefit. Instead of becoming more self-aware and responsible, she took it as an opportunity to become more entitled and do whatever she wanted without facing the consequences.

Clearly, some people don't remember from a few years back when LL was hospitalized for "exhaustion" or whatever and got busted partying when she should've been working on her movie? She's "sick" so she's allowed to do whatever she wants?

I don't want to hear about how Lindsay Lohan's a victim anymore. She does whatever the fuck she wants to do whenever sobriety becomes too much of a challenge for her, and I can't admire that. It's pathetic. I respect recovering drug addicts, and I actually have more respect for junkies who don't constantly bitch about how they're perceived.

Lindsay can't handle the scrutiny of being a drugged-up mess, but obviously she can't handle the sacrifices she needs to make in order to clean up her act. Being famous, she has many, MANY resources but doesn't take any of it seriously. She abuses her resources, and I'm just really sick and tired of hearing about how she "needs" the help she rejects fucking CONTINUOUSLY.

These rehab facilities Lohan has been to are a fucking joke and free for all, where the patients accomodate the luxuries of living there as if it's a fancy hotel resort at fucking Disney Land.

The best thing that can happen to this brat is REAL rehab or prison.

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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"

hello crackwhore! I mean...come on! she's clearly shooting up I scanned this thread and all I got was skeletal drugs sunken face sad therapy rehab....um this chick is a skankwhore. and she already had help like a million times. fuck her I hate this skank

Four years ago she was really hot. Now, she looks like a worn out hooker. Her liver must hurt like hell and it's only a matter of days before she gets that pinched, alcoholic drunk face (like Sugartits Gibson).

She doesnt look THAT bad, i mean she just looks how a celeb would look without a stylist and decent make up artist. Most are pretty ugly under the fake front.

Submitted by amazingchange on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 1:20am.

No shit.

I have never been a fan of hers, but this is beyond ridiculous. It's scary.

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

ooook, mebbe it's just me but I dunno what this girl has done to deserve such an outpouring of hate- 'I wish God had taken you instead of MJ'?? Really? ok-I see an ill-looking young woman, who doesn't seem to have anyone to help or guide her.someone, if anything, to be pitied. damn people calm the fuck down.

loves the toes, true elegance. but, 23?! COME ON! there's no fucking way. and that other pic, my eyes aren't worthy. heehhehe

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

She's fallen pretty far for only being 23!! How bad is it that the porn guy (sugar daddy?) asked for his Bentley back? She lost her shine to even smut peddling pervs.

funny,but i like her! !! I want to find a such wife... Are you? Feel free to view my photos @ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where you can find me and many handsome black and white men .

She looks like she needs her feet shaved. She also looks at least 45 in the face. 23, really?!

p.s her feet remind me of a gorilla whore with cheap nailpoish

SHE'S SO EFFING GROSS!!!
GROSSER THAN PEREZ HILTON
BARF!

Is it Halloween?

WOW. What's next? She's going to show up on a carpet with black lip liner and too-light lipstick. And when the lipstick wears off from her gnawing at her lips, she will be left with the black line which looks curiously like a cat's asshole when she's sucking on her Parliament light.

(michael sheen's queen, that is)

why do people keep taking photos of this walking skeleton? unless of course, its just for scientific examples of real zombies.

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site ***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***---, a place for men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

Why isn't she supporing herself in some "Gentleman's Club" near an airport by now? And why must those of us who choose not to frequent such establishments get an eyefull of their "on call" day shift "staff"...?

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