BloatHan
Usually, you only see pristine creatures like this roaming the side streets of Panama City Beach, FL picking up discarded cigarette butts in the gutter while looking for a peen to blow. But Las Vegas got a treat (and a trick) when HoHan showed up to the MGM Grand looking like she had just been released by the PCB PD after spending the night on a concrete bed.
HoHan was there to celebrate her (brace yourself....hold on to something....seriously) TWENTY-THIRD BIRTHDAY. Bitch looks more like a 40-something seasoned hooker celebrating her 23rd year on the ho stroll.
When I first saw this picture of HoHan, I immediately got flashes of this hot bitch:
Although, I don't think HoHan's swollen belly is due to a human baby friend. Well, she could be pregnant with an 8-ball, but I just think it's a case of good old desperation bloat. Getting her picture in a tabloid magazine this week will ease that shit.
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wtf kinda outfit is that and what the fuck has happened to this girl??"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Hohan looks she has that cum stuck in her hair not so fresh feeling.
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Girlfriend needs to immediately fire her stylist..Old Baby Face. That, my friends, is some serious BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT. Sevin Nyne or whatever that shit is apparently turns your skin to looking like a pizza left out in the sun on the Equator.
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
anorexia and beer
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She's not pregnant, that's her liver trying to escape.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:18pm.
Oh this is just GREAT! I have no more Clorox and after seeing these pics my eyeballs need bleaching! Thanks MK!
God, the stench this revolting, stank, dirty, diseased, cum-covered whore must emit!
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Try the Oxiclean. It's a miracle.
Oh this is just GREAT! I have no more Clorox and after seeing these pics my eyeballs need bleaching! Thanks MK!
God, the stench this revolting, stank, dirty, diseased, cum-covered whore must emit!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Maybe she has dysentery.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Somebody took the wrong drugs this morning!
LOL!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Why is she even getting photographed? At this point Speidi are more popular than her.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Doesn't this bitch know if she just put some fucking sunscreen on, she wouldn't have 10 billion nasty freckles?
I think she looks cute.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Your comments are are very good, as usual, MK. That's why I like this site so much. Thank you!
23 years old? She looks like a 40'something old worn out hookerwhoretrampslutho! Obviously she does not eat and feeds on cigs, drugs and alcohol. She looks unhealthy and just plain awful.
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
She's a disgrace to all us fire crotches.
Holy Fucking Shit - my eyes!!!!!!!!!!
ETA: Nice neon-orange toenail polish there, Linds. Klassy.
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Oh God, she is disgusting.
Way to air out your pits on the carpet. Klassy.
Those ridiculous 'boots' are rapidly becoming her signature, kinda like the ones Britney had to have pried off her hooves.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 1:01pm.
freebird on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:40pm.
She looks like she lives in Venice Beach. Did I say 'in' the Venice Beach community? I meant to say ON Venice Beach in a tent.
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Word. I just hope she doesn't skank up the drum circle.
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She needs to save her money so she can open a silver jewelry stand.
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She could start small and do Tarot readings. Maybe rollerskate around playing the ukelele for blow.
LOL "Only leathery hookers will mourn"
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The worst part about this mess is skank thinks she looks hot
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:41pm.
Will Lindsay be the next to die?
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if she is the next to go. she has nothing worth remembering her by, no good legacy whatsoever. only leathery hookers will mourn.
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she has an uncanny resembles to the old hooker from Family Guy. you know the one that doesn't see you if you don't make any sudden movements.saggy and smelly looking.
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Something about her bleached 'slanted' teeth and blotchy skin make me lose my appetite every time.
freebird on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:40pm.
She looks like she lives in Venice Beach. Did I say 'in' the Venice Beach community? I meant to say ON Venice Beach in a tent.
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Word. I just hope she doesn't skank up the drum circle.
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She needs to save her money so she can open a silver jewelry stand.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:41pm.
Will Lindsay be the next to die?
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Here's hoping!
She cannot seriously believe this looks good.
I'm sure her handlers and coke are telling her that is the case constantly, however...
On pic#5 she's doing the prune face. (side eye) NOT sexy stop doing the prune faces u celebtards.
Coma Caca!!
I love her Sally Hansen "Flamingos in Hell" nail polish. Linda Hogan wore it first, though!
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http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Smells like sycophants, desperation and Coppertone.
@freebird for the Mullet shirt hahahaha.
Why is this cocaine whore all sorts of ..different colors. Yellowish, orangy parts on her body. weird. totally weird. I am doing laundry so I just want to pour chlorine or some Oxyclean on this hoe to see if she gets cleansed. eeeek. 23rd bday...hmm I am 29 and if I were beside her I would look like THE 23 yr old. arrrgh.
Coma Caca!!
GodDAMN. Bitch isn't even a butterface anymore. She's all-around leathery and haggard looking. Does she not know how to bathe or do laundry? Can she not afford a hairbrush? I just want to take a bottle of Oxi-Clean to her face and scrub the stank off.
OMG..she does look just like a Panama City Florida hooker..expect she is wearing shoes. Her parents must be sooooo proud of their progeny.
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Is that Ali or another unfortunate?
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that main pic is so bad it's unreal, it's an animated corpse.
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Fucka doodle-do.
This chick is a total strawberry who is no doubt doing the "coke for cocksucking" maintenance plan. I predict death or rehab for her by the end of summer. She better mind how she goes with the drugs because Summer '09 is clearing out the d-list celebrity closet big time.
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I am not a pussy.
Looking at her is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Hot. Mess. Not.
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Absolut meth face.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 12:40pm.
She looks like she lives in Venice Beach. Did I say 'in' the Venice Beach community? I meant to say ON Venice Beach in a tent.
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Word. I just hope she doesn't skank up the drum circle.
Why is celebrating her bday early? Bitch it's not until July! Surley you can wait a few days?
Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
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It boggles my mind that she AND Megan Fox are younger than me!!! I'll take getting carded 6 different ways every time i go out as opposed to looking like that, thank you very much!
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Dear God.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Totally just found my dream wedding dress. Thanks, MK!
Mullet shirt.
Nice blue contacts! Who does he think she is? Paris Hilton? :)
Celebrating your birfday before it actually is brings bad luck.
Proof: Lindsay.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I wonder if her career is over already. Even if someone brings her back to a good role, I just don't see any staying power.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Somebody got a new upper lip. She could just wait until her nose cartilidge slides down in there.
Looks like she got her lips done again.
Either that or she has a freckle moustache.
Will Lindsay be the next to die?
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.