Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids
Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.
Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!
Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...
While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.
After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."
MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."
If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....
Debbie isn't the only bitch spilling the Jesus Jesus. The London Times has a long ass suspect interview with Nanny Grace, who worked for MJ for years. In the interview, Nanny Grace claims she pumped Michael's stomach of drugs many times. She also says he was so broke that she had to buy balloons for Paris' birthday using her own money. I gave a side-eye to that last part. I mean, Nanny Grace also says the last time he paid her was in 2008, so where did she get this money for balloons?! Nanny Grace, try harder!
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LOL @ Nickleback. Caint get no respect!
LOL @ "Short bus" - Not this time. We're going to have to charter one of those rock band busses (sp?wtf)
OK. I'M OUT. I have a JOB you know!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:46am.
I want to ride in the bus thingy to hell too. I'll bring bikinis for everyone, magazines and a few beer cases.
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My inherent dudeness approves the free bikinis for female passengers. It just better not be a cold day when we get to Hell, I don't want to get married.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
im all about RATM!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
im all about RATM!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:43am.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:40am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 -
12:26am.
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That's why he's the lead driver on the bullet train to hell. So far I'm the co-pilot and I think you've already got a seat reserved for laughing. ;-)
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can i get a window seat?
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Well, the bus/train is reserved for people who have made disparaging jokes and comments about MJ. So I don't think you qualify. Angel_i is definitely not on it. Christine the Hoff definitely IS. Damn. I'm gonna have to start keeping a list on paper.
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well i have made 'disparaging jokes and comments' about couple of dead folks i don't like.do i still get my window seat.
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I want to ride in the bus thingy to hell too. I'll bring bikinis for everyone, magazines and a few beer cases.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:42am.
Nah, this is the bestest Journey song ever
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LOL. I can trump that with PEARL JAM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU
Nobody ever mentions Nickelback in their list of good bands. Including the members of Nickelback, their moms, or their management.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:33am.
That's why he's the lead driver on the bullet train to hell. So far I'm the co-pilot and I think you've already got a seat reserved for laughing. ;-)
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Weeeeeee!! Sounds like fun! Hey, I thought we were taking the short bus?? Whatever. As long as I get a window seat.
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:40am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 -
12:26am.
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That's why he's the lead driver on the bullet train to hell. So far I'm the co-pilot and I think you've already got a seat reserved for laughing. ;-)
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can i get a window seat?
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Well, the bus/train is reserved for people who have made disparaging jokes and comments about MJ. So I don't think you qualify. Angel_i is definitely not on it. Christine the Hoff definitely IS. Damn. I'm gonna have to start keeping a list on paper.
Nah, this is the bestest Journey song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgEHOM21j3s
Lory: High-five with Rage.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
I know dat... smooches!
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
so far everyone has decent taste in music.
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Right up until DiamondDawg mentioned Bow Wow Wow.
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Ya. Angel_i mentioned Bow Wow Wow.
I was quoting "Kittens Inspired by Kittens"
Bow Wow Chikka Bow Wow @ 1:06:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 -
12:26am.
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That's why he's the lead driver on the bullet train to hell. So far I'm the co-pilot and I think you've already got a seat reserved for laughing. ;-)
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can i get a window seat?
@ lory, the artist are supposed to be a mixture of newbies and oldies.that's why i have three 2ks band and two oldies(lol).yeah 5 isn't enough my list goes on forever.
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im so petty, i still want to know what that meant, that my boyfriend dropped me on my head, LMAO. do tell.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
I know dat... smooches!
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
so far everyone has decent taste in music.
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Right up until DiamondDawg mentioned Bow Wow Wow.
*double checks*... Oh, hang on. My mistake!
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That was a discussion about relevance which surpasses taste on every level. Dontcha know???
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
I know dat... smooches!
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
so far everyone has decent taste in music.
Right up until DiamondDawg mentioned Bow Wow Wow.
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Hey now! Don't be hatin' on Bow Wow Wow! No child touchin' going on there......oh, wait. There was that nude album cover of Annabella when she was like 14. Oops.
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:33am.
Only 5 artists that don't suck?
Nine Inch Nails (Obviously)
Rage Against The Machine
Garbage
Bjork
The Killers
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are you reading my mind?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:29am.
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:16am.
You talk about the 80's and forget about Bon Jovi? BLASPHEMY!
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I know, right?!
And we missed JOURNEY! I love this video with Steve wearing a blouse (I had one just like it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNB1EUJg1-w&feature=fvst
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ZOMG! LOL! Good times!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:29am.
http://undercover.com.au/News-Story.aspx?id=8646
Joe Jackson...please don't let him out in public no more
when my sister died, I had to be the strong one, and I didn't cry for a long time
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When my MOTHER died when I was 10, I cried perpetually it seemed for like FIVE years. The first week was hell on earth. I still cry on occasion (like May 10 day of death and xmas and Mother's day and when I bring home a new cat) -- and I'm 72 now. Er, 74.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
I know dat... smooches!
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
so far everyone has decent taste in music.
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Right up until DiamondDawg mentioned Bow Wow Wow.
*double checks*... Oh, hang on. My mistake!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 -
12:26am.
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That's why he's the lead driver on the bullet train to hell. So far I'm the co-pilot and I think you've already got a seat reserved for laughing. ;-)
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:31am.
"i love Gang of Four! they're so underrated. i think you should check Television,if you aren't already familiar with them."
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I am indeed! Excellent band. Always treasure "Marquee Moon".
Only 5 artists that don't suck?
Nine Inch Nails (Obviously)
Rage Against The Machine
Garbage
Bjork
The Killers
I need a bigger list.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:29am.
i love Gang of Four! they're so underrated. i think you should check out Television,if you aren't already familiar with them.
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Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:29am.
http://undercover.com.au/News-Story.aspx?id=8646
Joe Jackson...please don't let him out in public no more
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Good Lord!
What a Master of Jackassery, that one!
I'm gonna need more weird cuteness to handle this...
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
DiamondDawg: I don't think any of the Jacksons were on speaking terms with Michael Jackson.. I could be wrong, but I haven't seen one single picture of Michael Jackson with any of his family members. I have seen pictures of him with other celebrities, tho.
And that's what happened when one loses/cuts ties with family members, things grow cold and distant. Years come and go and you end up being just a memory, you end up being a stranger.
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my son was utubing thriller a few weeks before MJ died, and was waking me up telling me how amazing it was that there was a 13 min. music video and this and that, he's obsessed with zombie movies anyhow, him and i watch old school zombie flicks~ Night of the Living Dead (black and white), dawn of the dead (the 70's one with fly boy, hahaa), and OMG, NIGHT OF THE COMET, a classic 80's flick THAT SUCKED, but its still fun to watch. anything zombie, is quailty time with my baby boy.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:16am.
You talk about the 80's and forget about Bon Jovi? BLASPHEMY!
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I know, right?!
And we missed JOURNEY! I love this video with Steve wearing a blouse (I had one just like it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNB1EUJg1-w&feature=fvst
http://undercover.com.au/News-Story.aspx?id=8646
Joe Jackson...please don't let him out in public no more
when my sister died, I had to be the strong one, and I didn't cry for a long time
my brother went the Joe Jackson route
people grieve differently
I fell in love with The Foo Fighters a couple years ago at a Bob Dylan concert, of all places. I wanted their set to be way longer. That was cured by Bob, of course...I don't know why I never really listened to them - there's a lot of music out there; it happens sometimes, I guess.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:22am.
*slaps hand over mouth*
BBWWAAAAHHAAAHAA!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:24am.
so far everyone has decent taste in music.
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Phew! I was rilly worried I wasn't gonna pass muster.
PULLING MUSSELS FROM A SHELL!!
bow wow chikka bow wow
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:23am.
That makes sense. BOOYA!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:17am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:15am.
How about....
THE FOO FIGHTERS!
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Me. You. Long time.
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LOL. Team Valtrex, too! He was listening to them last night.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:14am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:11am.
Hey, not hating. Just reminding TV that MJ was more than just a singer.
*easin' on down the road*
Oh! Apparently, he did some dancing too.
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Oopsie! I misunderstood! I'm a little trigger happy as you can well imagine:)
I like the 80s talk. It was a simpler time. Which is saying something considering how fucked up it was.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
so far everyone has decent taste in music.
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That makes sense. BOOYA!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:19am.
How olds are ya?
20.
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So far, I haven't seen ANY of the Jacksons SHED ONE TEAR. "Verge" is the closest they've come. Not surprising since wasn't she on "not speaking terms" with The Michael? How about the mom, wouldn't she be crying her eyes out. I know it's been 5 days, but still.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:14am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:11am.
Hey, not hating. Just reminding TV that MJ was more than just a singer.
*easin' on down the road*
Oh! Apparently, he did some dancing too.
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Yeah, well OJ mastered everything he ever took a stab at!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ok. Mine are:
- OMD
- Rage Against the Machine
- DJ Tiesto
- Cocteau Twins
- Aphex Twin
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:08am.
all this 80s talk is really showing your ages.and why hasn't anybody mentioned A-HA
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You just did. How olds are ya?
Janet spoke at the BET awards. She was on the verge of tears. She is the only one besides her mother who I think isn't out to exploit Michael.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:10am.Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:50pm.
OJ is not even remotely on the same level of fame and talent as Michael. Not even close.
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You're absolutely right. OJ was famous for Football AND acting! MJ only had music, a field reserved for talented "artists" like Miley Cyrus and Biz Markie.
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*cough* THE WIZ *cough*
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Yeah, I don't think "acting" should have even been mentioned! *gives TV the side eye*
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:13am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:07am.
and heeeyyyy, whats with 'did your boyfriend drop you on your head'? HAHAA
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Kinda sounded fun, din't it? ;p
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BOOOOOO, hehe.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:15am.
How about....
THE FOO FIGHTERS!
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Me. You. Long time.
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You talk about the 80's and forget about Bon Jovi? BLASPHEMY!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
How about....
THE FOO FIGHTERS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uquXebuoFK4
The Killers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnwLf88t_Wc
Plain White Ts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_m-BjrxmgI
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:11am.
Hey, not hating. Just reminding TV that MJ was more than just a singer.
*easin' on down the road*
Oh! Apparently, he did some dancing too.
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Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:06am.
Terry Hall, he was in The Specials before Fun Boy Three.
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Aha! See, xerq? I mention them all the time!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20