Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids
Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.
Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!
Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...
While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.
After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."
MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."
If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....
Debbie isn't the only bitch spilling the Jesus Jesus. The London Times has a long ass suspect interview with Nanny Grace, who worked for MJ for years. In the interview, Nanny Grace claims she pumped Michael's stomach of drugs many times. She also says he was so broke that she had to buy balloons for Paris' birthday using her own money. I gave a side-eye to that last part. I mean, Nanny Grace also says the last time he paid her was in 2008, so where did she get this money for balloons?! Nanny Grace, try harder!
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:08am.
all this 80s talk is really showing your ages.and why hasn't anybody mentioned A-HA
Yes the 80's Haha.
If OJ wasn't in jail right now he could be the guy in the gold vest of this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwWXUxnBy4
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When my sock slot drops, my ass flaps flop.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:10am.
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oh god we're not back onto his dick again are we?
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by shandiRW on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:07am.
and heeeyyyy, whats with 'did your boyfriend drop you on your head'? HAHAA
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Kinda sounded fun, din't it? ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
They should give the kids to MIKE Rowe. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:08am.
if you can't find anything from 2ks.both,since it wasn't that long ago.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:10am.
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*cough* THE WIZ *cough*
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Hey man! I can only take so much. Let's not start hating on The Wiz now!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:08am.
rough trade
martha and the muffins
stray cats
b-52's
talking heads
hell. first band i saw in concert was the ramones. so proud of myself for that.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
BYEEEEEEE, Chirio!
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:07am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:50pm.
OJ is not even remotely on the same level of fame and talent as Michael. Not even close.
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You're absolutely right. OJ was famous for Football AND acting! MJ only had music, a field reserved for talented "artists" like Miley Cyrus and Biz Markie.
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-"Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:53pm.
Today as in from the 90's onward?. Or 80's onward?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
all this 80s talk is really showing your ages.and why hasn't anybody mentioned A-HA
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and heeeyyyy, whats with 'did your boyfriend drop you on your head'? HAHAA
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:50pm.
OJ is not even remotely on the same level of fame and talent as Michael. Not even close.
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You're absolutely right. OJ was famous for Football AND acting! MJ only had music, a field reserved for talented "artists" like Miley Cyrus and Biz Markie.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:04am.
"Super extra classic. Sweet!
But isn't that middle fun boy the dude from Frankie Goes to Hollywood or Tears for Fears or something...?"
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Terry Hall, he was in The Specials before Fun Boy Three.
Well babies. Ima Zzzzzzz. Have a nice night! Peace and Love. Keep the conversations clean. ahahahaha.
@rotten_egg: No worries..charity it is after we make billions. that way we can pay whatever we have to pay first...our debts and our souls.
Night all!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:00am.
all this bafflegab is making me wonder what people would say if britney dropped dead tomorrow.
....that Starbucks and Cheetos are asking for a bailout.
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Submitted by Bag of Dirt on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:00am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:56pm.
Banarama's cover of "Venus" (the video is poor quality or pixilating because of too many views)
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I'm gonna go with Bananarama's "It Ain't What What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It)" with Fun Boy Three :) New Wave classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyp1tyQ5s1A
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Super extra classic. Sweet!
But isn't that middle fun boy the dude from Frankie Goes to Hollywood or Tears for Fears or something...?
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
here. you want musically relevant?
here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TYP7VsZ7jg
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Haha, I kept reading Nanny Grace as "Nancy Grace".
ahh yes, cruel summer, and VENUS! i was too busy in those days to differeniate banarama and the bangles and trying to get my bangs right, straight claw hammer bangs! thanks for reminding me! memories~
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:56pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkh29RKFRY
If that's not musical relevance, I don't know what is.
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*dabs tear*
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*farts*
speakit speakit speakit... it's not nice to trick people into watching that dreck.
i'm stunned and appalled at the fact that it's been viewed 54 MILLION times. something stinks about that.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
imma utube "i heard a rumor" right now, hehe. weeee! get back to you in a minute.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Dang you speakit!! I thought I was gonna get Bob Marley! I got robbed of a mouse click!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:37pm.
So if I do it really really well, are armpit farts musically relevant? I can do the theme song to WKRP in Cincinnati.
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I tried that with actual farts, I almost made #2 on the charts!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:56pm.
Banarama's cover of "Venus" (the video is poor quality or pixilating because of too many views)
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I'm gonna go with Bananarama's "It Ain't What What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It)" with Fun Boy Three :) New Wave classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyp1tyQ5s1A
LOL! I think it depends a lot on what you think "music" means.
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or 'relevant' for that matter!
fuck me.
all this bafflegab is making me wonder what people would say if britney dropped dead tomorrow.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:56pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkh29RKFRY
If that's not musical relevance, I don't know what is.
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♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
DiamondDawg: True... but I don't think I need meth nor coke with these weirdos; their overall appearance and funky video effects do much more harm by themselves. That chick is a really odd clone of Boy George.
Chirio: Ditto. We should also donate to charity and look like big ol charitable folks, you know, because charity is so "it". Ho hum, I would love to pay my debts... for starters.
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:54pm.
lol DiamondDawg ...oh why why did I say that. lol
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Because you got high?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
(Afromn's "Because I GOt High"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:56pm.
Banarama's cover of "Venus" (the video is poor quality or pixilating because of too many views)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIb5QRMk5lE
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Don't do it!
;p
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Bananarama's cover of "Venus" (the video is poor quality or pixilating because of too many views)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIb5QRMk5lE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkh29RKFRY
If that's not musical relevance, I don't know what is.
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lol DiamondDawg ...oh why why did I say that. lol
Thanks for the laugh. Needed it!
Coma Caca!!
rotten_egg; even those one hit wonders from the 80s have more substance than today's crap.
GAME:
list 5 artist from today's music industry that don't suck.
mine are;
1.Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2.The Kills
3.Radiohead
4.Tool
5.The Duke Spirit
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I agree with Miss Thang!
But OJ is not dead...he's just a crack whore. Giving charity to his putas.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:45pm.
@ Rotten_egg: you see...people will believe anything. so mine as well start this new religion tomorrow.again we will speak of purity.. hahaha. atleast there will be $$ coming in. we need money. we all need money. mine as well all of us start something and share the wealth.
I am always down to a beautiful expensive meal
along with wine out of a box. completely sexy.
I am not sure why I just said whatever I said above...I love Dlisted and the Dlistersss. I am at home.
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Um..... Craigslist is over there --->
OJ is not even remotely on the same level of fame and talent as Michael. Not even close. Not even in the same universe. It's laughable that anyone would compare the two. The global impact Michael had is undeniable and really astonishing, and I sincerely doubt it will ever happen again. Certainly not in our lifetime.
You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!
Submitted by shandiRW on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:43pm.
banarama, HAHAHA- please refresh my memory i know i had like a CA-single, was that a real word?
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How can you need your memory refreshed about Banarama?! Did your boyfriend drop you on your head?!? (I KEED! I KEED!)
Venus, Cruel Summer, I Heard a Rumour...those bitches had 10 albums or something!
I would hook you up with a link but I went down that lane of memories once and it wasn't pretty. Trust.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:46pm.
DiamondDawg: What the hell did you make me listen to, dude?!. Never heard of those hayzee whatevers, but they are making me raise my eyebrows to infinity and giggle like an idiot.
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ROFLMAO. In the 80's we did not have Meth, we had Coke.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:32pm.
i think most of the 80s groups were one hit wonders. not much staying power or talent.
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U2??? Hullo??
One of our submarines is missing - THOMAS DOLBY!
Bag of Dirt: Oh! I remember that other one too. :)
Xerquina: True!. I'm a hypocrite and all and I hate today's musically relevant over-processed "music artists" like Miley and the Jonas brothers... but don't we just LOVE our back-then musically relevant one-hit-wonders from the 80's??. hahaha!!.
DiamondDawg: What the hell did you make me listen to, dude?!. Never heard of those hayzee whatevers, but they are making me raise my eyebrows to infinity and giggle like an idiot.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
@ Rotten_egg: you see...people will believe anything. so mine as well start this new religion tomorrow.again we will speak of purity.. hahaha. atleast there will be $$ coming in. we need money. we all need money. mine as well all of us start something and share the wealth.
I am always down to a beautiful expensive meal along with wine out of a box. completely sexy.
I am not sure why I just said whatever I said above...I love Dlisted and the Dlistersss. I am at home.
Coma Caca!!
Here's the original "Shiny Shiny" MTV video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjsnkIP4ddo&feature=related
Joe has looked like a vampire since the early 80s.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
banarama, HAHAHA- please refresh my memory i know i had like a CA-single, was that a real word? or maybe something i made up in my twelve year old head, i know in a talent show at my middle school we did a dance to soemting to that effect! memories!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:26pm.
MJ was one of the greatest talents ever. No matter what, no one can ever take that away from him.
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OJ Simpson was one of the greatest Running Backs ever. Kind of not what he's remembered for.
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no OJ was diff cuz MJ's music effected the entire worldd....his global-ness *yea i can make up words for MJ* and the goodness he does overshadows everything in my book
also why i'm pissed at the BET awards not having a decent tribute for him...but it was BET and they did have like 2 days soo eerrr i guess so
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:32pm.
"YES!
A really obscure ONe Hit WOnder was Hayzee Fantazee. I can't find their ONE video on youtube. lol"
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"Shiny Shiny"!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjsnkIP4ddo
I used to LURV that song when i was like 12. Ha Ha.
This one??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ov1G0e6IY
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 11:37pm.
So if I do it really really well, are armpit farts musically relevant? I can do the theme song to WKRP in Cincinnati.
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I tried that with actual farts, I almost made #2 on the charts!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
well.. DUH ! of course it wasn't his sperm. appearances to the contrary, he was BLACK and the kids are WHITE.