Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids
Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.
Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!
Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...
While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.
After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."
MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."
If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....
Debbie isn't the only bitch spilling the Jesus Jesus. The London Times has a long ass suspect interview with Nanny Grace, who worked for MJ for years. In the interview, Nanny Grace claims she pumped Michael's stomach of drugs many times. She also says he was so broke that she had to buy balloons for Paris' birthday using her own money. I gave a side-eye to that last part. I mean, Nanny Grace also says the last time he paid her was in 2008, so where did she get this money for balloons?! Nanny Grace, try harder!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:50pm.
Haha. Let's call everyone MOM JEAN WEARING CUNTS and call it even then.*STARING WITH MOM EYES*
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Submitted by DWF on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:44pm.
Wow, interesting theory, angel_i. And you are absolutely right about the "suicider's trick" of acting like everything is great right up until the end, because they *are* happy when they have a plan. (Unfortunately, I had firsthand experience with that.) Thanks for contributing something worth reading.
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And thank you for the Kadooze! And for adding the part I left out. Just like adding it to the "To Do" list...
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Janet just was on the BET awards, oh God, so sad :( that was her family. You can tell she is heartbroken.
I know when my sister died, it is an awful feeling....
Someone's family....a human being, with flaws just like all of us
just wish one day there could be peace,on earth, and beyond
Angel_i
Oh but she didn't sing a Michael song when i saw her, she sang, are you sitting...
Sarah McClachlan's (yea I fucked up that spelling), "Angel", which led into "Ave Maria"....
Yes, Catholic Church wedding "Ave Maria"...
The outfit, wow.
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:17pm.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Most on either side of the fence are not going to change.
The next 100 posts will be exactly the same but it's great that everyone can talk about how they feel if it helps.
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Except when it devolves into AD HOMINEN attacks (Momus taught me that!).
Ad hominem attack: "YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME WHICH PROVES YOU'RE A RETARDED FAT ASS AND YOU'RE MOM JEANS ARE GETTING SMALL!"
That's just an example, I wasn't saying it to you. lol
The Catholic church buys their way out of child molestation charges all the time, maybe MJ WAS a saint.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:44pm.
angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:36pm.
O yeah! We got it ALL figured out! We know everything! It's all good:)
- Okay then.
Did anyone see Beyonce tonight??? And her "tribute" busted bride moment?
WTF WAS THAT?
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O! Can I see this shit on YouTube or what?!
I hope so.
I can wait tho - I'm kinda MJ'd out.
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Submitted by Laurel on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:39pm.
If you defend, you are preaching to the choir, which accomplishes exactly NOTHING.
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Same re:prosecution.
I'm not in this argument but all the condescension is totally not necessary.
Just sayin'
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It's easy to be generous with that kind of cash flow.
And a lot of his charitable work was trendy, like We Are The World, or whatever. If that was even him. Can't recall exactly, but think he may have been involved..
He paid for a burn center - after he was burned. Okay, great.
In proportion to his income, he didn't seem to do a lot finacially other than self-promote.
Unless you count buying Liz Taylor gifts as charitable. White Diamonds, ha.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Submitted by DWF on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:44pm.
"Wow, interesting theory, angel_i. And you are absolutely right about the "suicider's trick" of acting like everything is great right up until the end, because they *are* happy when they have a plan. (Unfortunately, I had firsthand experience with that.) Thanks for contributing something worth reading."
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I think I liked the insane "castration theory" from earlier better. It was at least LOLzy.
I am not surprised this woman wants nothing to do with the children. Hopefully Michael's abusvie father won't get to raise them.
Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:19pm.
The sun is a tabloid? Are you serious. Its the biggest tabloid in the world. None of that stuff has been released and in fact the coroner reported that the body was in surprisingly good condition.
Yeah and they were actually the first to print that Mel Gibsons Ruskie was knocked up but everyone ignored it.
angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:36pm.
O yeah! We got it ALL figured out! We know everything! It's all good:)
- Okay then.
Did anyone see Beyonce tonight??? And her "tribute" busted bride moment?
WTF WAS THAT?
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Wow, interesting theory, angel_i. And you are absolutely right about the "suicider's trick" of acting like everything is great right up until the end, because they *are* happy when they have a plan. (Unfortunately, I had firsthand experience with that.) Thanks for contributing something worth reading.
While I realize The Sun is not a peer reviewed journal, the content in the link goes on to say:
"Aides claimed the ailing star even believed he would be KILLED if he pulled out on health grounds. We also revealed he was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs."
The funny people are back! Thank fucking God.
Hey, MJ defenders, there are other web sites, and surely MJ/Jesus/the-poor-little-fucked-up-victim-of-Joe-Jackson needs you over there. Because it's not like he's dead or anything.
Go forth, and defend!
Most DListed regulars seem to be able to think for themselves, as well as to be able to consider fairly a REASONABLE argument, so you aren't likely to sway too many here, whatever their positions might be.
If you defend, you are preaching to the choir, which accomplishes exactly NOTHING.
I'm pretty sure you're only giving MJ detractors lots of material to rebut. Just sayin'...
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
And your point is.....? The Jonas Brothers sell out shows in 2 hours.
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and they too are musically relevant! I'm not a fan, a purity ring wouldn't match anything in my wardrobe but it doesn't change the fact that they are very important in music right now and are helping a very dying industry. This is the daftness that I'm talking about.
A plague upon your house.
I really hate this POS who basically sold her kids to the devil!! Talk about someone who deserves a fat-bashing, cunt-calling, death-wishing rant from our very own ricki lake!!
Semi-OT: I just saw more pix of Quween crying over MJ on Yahoo! News and that gave me the sads :( I think that in order to cheer up, she should get MJ's kids - at least she would protect them from the poporazzi.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:32pm.
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interesting summary - it makes A LOT of sense.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:32pm.
Hmmm..velly interesting. Dr. Kavorkian would be proud.
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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:25pm.
Oh, oh my and wow.
Almost 700 comments?
*sits back, cracks open a beer*
So, has it all been figured out?
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O yeah! We got it ALL figured out! We know everything! It's all good:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:32pm.
Yep. So he went out the same way Elvis, Marilyn, Jim, Hendrix, Joplin etc....people will always talk about how he died and movies will be made....he will be a legend even in death.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:13pm.
I said it from the beginning that his death was, likely, planned right into the tour.
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What made you think that angel_I?
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The way of the world, mostly.
I'm not a huge conspiracy theorist but I've been blind to some conspiracies in my life at times - so I can't say whether that's a good thing or not...but I think MJ was, quite likely, involved in the process.
What was his life, really? It was impossible. He was too sickly to perform (and he was a DANCER - how painful is that), ridiculed by the world, had made mistakes that couldn't be undone or corrected, had these children that were going to grow up and, maybe, learn things about him they didn't know yet - maybe even just that they were going to grow up.
I think he wouldn't want to kill himself and make his children feel that kind of pain. But to go out having everyone think that he wasn't giving up - that he would live to sing again (which is a funny little suicider's trick actually - doing everything normally right up until the moment - making it seem like everything's AOK); to have that feeling of people being excited about him again. Maybe that was his dying wish - to sell fifty shows in one city - just to prove he could do it....and I can totally see how the execs would be 100% into that idea. I mean, it's pretty obvious, that part.
It just makes sense to me.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:29pm.
keith richards seems like he's had a full and enjoyable life.
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lol. The good thing is that they won't need embalming fluid and the body can be shipped directly to Madame Tussaud's for immediate display.
Sure. Angelina Jolie is the gratestestestest humanitarian and such a great actress, Clay Aiken is NOT gay... and Michael Jackson is innocent of all charges. It's amazing, innit?.
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:22pm.
I don't think anyone on here is happy that MJ is dead. I just don't think everyone agrees with you on certain issues. Yes he was found innocent BUT he did pay out $20 million. He denied he had surgery but he went from being a black man to a white boy. He acted freaky and weird, and probably enjoyed the fact that people thought that of him.
And yes, he was very generous no denying that, but he still was a very strange man with very strange habits. If you watch footage from 30 years ago you can see how normal he was and how wacky he got.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:27pm.
<"and in fact the coroner reported that the body was in surprisingly good condition.">
Meaning it was probably "still warm" and not in stages of advanced decomposition like finding a victim of the Air France crash in the Atlantic today almost a month after it happened. Honey, if a coroner says that he ain't saying you look like Gisele Bundchen.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:57pm.
Joe dimaggio. now thats a life. play for the yankees and get to have sexy times with marilyn monroe? thats LIVING!
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keith richards seems like he's had a full and enjoyable life.
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"Michael Jackson was my inspiration. Love and blessings." Miley Cyrus on Twitter
speakit on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:26pm
Well alrighty then.
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<"and in fact the coroner reported that the body was in surprisingly good condition.">
Meaning it was probably "still warm" and not in stages of advanced decomposition like finding a victim of the Air France crash in the Atlantic today almost a month after it happened. Honey, if a coroner says that he ain't saying you look like Gisele Bundchen.
Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:19pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw
Hey! she was just a turkey baster!. She doesn't HAVE to take those kids if she doesn't want them, at least she has been honest and doesn't eventually end up pulling a mommy dearest on those kids. If Michael Jackson hasn't been that fucked up, maybe he could be able to plan a better future for those poor kids. Quite honestly, this idiot makes Shitters look like mother of the year.
Sigh. I see a much more uncertain future for those kids now that they were and are still surrounded by fucked up people. Seems like they have nowhere to run to save themselves.
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:22pm.
"And selling out the shows in 5hrs certainly wouldn't support that thought at all."
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And your point is.....? The Jonas Brothers sell out shows in 2 hours.
And you're right. My apologies. The man was a saint who should be canonized immediately. No . . . . possibly he was The Messiah!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:25pm.
Oh, oh my and wow.
Almost 700 comments?
*sits back, cracks open a beer*
So, has it all been figured out?
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Submitted by electra1t on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:17pm.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Most on either side of the fence are not going to change.
The next 100 posts will be exactly the same but it's great that everyone can talk about how they feel if it helps.
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Oh, oh my and wow.
Almost 700 comments?
*sits back, cracks open a beer*
So, has it all been figured out?
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Because he was so looped the fuck out on demerol and whatever else that he thought he was still musically relevant
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And selling out the shows in 5hrs certainly wouldn't support that thought at all.
A plague upon your house.
The sun is a tabloid? Are you serious. Its the biggest tabloid in the world. None of that stuff has been released and in fact the coroner reported that the body was in surprisingly good condition.
A plague upon your house.
Have part of the autopsy results been posted here?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505693/The-shock-findings-of-...
Totally bald and weighing about 120 pounds
There are 14lbs to the stone, he weighed 113 lbs
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:16pm.
"Why would he sign to do a 50 concert tour if he was so frail and out of it? Makes no sense."
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Because he was so looped the fuck out on demerol and whatever else that he thought he was still musically relevant?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:13pm.
I said it from the beginning that his death was, likely, planned right into the tour.
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What made you think that angel_I?
I was listening to C2C last night and Ian Punnett said a similar thing. He said possibly it was a conspiracy - that they (his handlers?) were in fact trying to keep him ALIVE as long as they could and that his handlers planted the doctor - supposedly this doctor who was with him has only been employed by MJ's camp for TWO WEEKS. Really weird.
unfortunately, this means MJ did in fact lie in that martin bashir interview where he said the sperm for all kids was his and that the mother of his last child was a black woman with whom he had a relationship with. one look at those kids and you knew he was lying. and the ONLY plastic surgery he had was his nose. right... all lies.
however, he is the king of pop and a legend and i am devastated that he is gone.
and all these entertainers on the BET awards are embarrassing themselves by doing totally lame performances of mj songs. just proves how talented he was.
I don't give a fonz if ppl agree with me. At the end of the day, I didn't know him and he's dead.I wasn't really the biggest fan of his but post death i realized how ingrained a presence he really was in my life.
My position of him not being a pedophile has been validated by the courts...so I don't really need a higher validation than that. My validation of him a good person is, hes donated over 50million dollars to charity? He found a kid liver. I've never done anything like that and probably will never. I'm just for giving people the credit that they deserve and not talking ill of the dead.
People can try to say, that you'd never want MJs life but hes going to remembered forever. Like the controversy with Elvis, van gogh, chaplin, its gonna fade away and if being remembered for the next millenium isn't enviable then what exactly is? I stick by my stance that you're all the biggest group of daft cunts ever, and its got little do do with MJ. TRUST.
A plague upon your house.
Why would he sign to do a 50 concert tour if he was so frail and out of it? Makes no sense.
Sounds like they had to do an intra-cardiac injection with adrenaline - a last resort thing. Kinda like in Pulp Fiction.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:12pm.
That dude could probably not walk across a room let alone get up on a stage. And "rehearsals the previous week at the Staples Center" I read when he died. Yeah, right. The vultures were picking money meat off that carcass up until the moment it was placed in the ambulance.
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I said it from the beginning that his death was, likely, planned right into the tour.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:57pm.
lol @ mj's wonderful life that we're all jealous of. i couldnt think of anyones life id least want.
Joe dimaggio. now thats a life. play for the yankees and get to have sexy times with marilyn monroe? thats LIVING!
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Hmmm...who's life would I want....? Maybe like...Paul Simon...Bob Dylan's life seems pretty cool...women...maybe Tori Amos...she's never ever seemed depressed...famous but not too famous...
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
That dude could probably not walk across a room let alone get up on a stage. And "rehearsals the previous week at the Staples Center" I read when he died. Yeah, right. The vultures were picking money meat off that carcass up until the moment it was placed in the ambulance.
The headline at The SUN: 8st 1oz, no food just pills in his stomach, bald, bruised, his ribs broken by CPR, 4 needle wounds near his heart...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2505693/The-shock-findings-of-...
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holee crap if that's true!!
Thanks TexnDoc!
To those who staunchly defend MJ - You know, when I was a teenager, I had music idols as well. I swooned over over them and thought they could do no wrong.
Then I grew up and realized they were just people. People with shortcomings and flaws who I didn't know personally, and could possibly be complete dickheads capable of all sorts of sordid crap....because I didn't know them whatsoever.
Stop being teenage fangirls and boys.