Sunday, June 28th 2009

Debbie Rowe Doesn't Want Custody Of Michael Jackson's Kids

Well, that was fast. Michael Jackson hasn't been buried yet and Debbie Rowe has already opened up her no-lips to the media. In an interview with the prestigious and well-respected News of the World, Debbie started by saying, "Where's my cashiers check?" Then she went on to say that Prince Michael and Paris are not her ex-husband's biological children. Debbie says the sperm came from a donor and not from MJ. Oh, Debbie, you should teach a master class in class and taste.

Debbie could never talk about any of this before, because she signed a confidentiality agreement before she skipped off with a large bag of MJ's money. But now that he's gone, let the famewhoring begin!

Debbie said, ""I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred." And this is the part where my brain vomits...

While she was pregnant with Prince Michael, MJ wanted to marry Debbie so they could look like a perfect family. They never sexed it up together or even kissed on the lips.

After Debbie gave birth to Paris, she learned that she could never have kids again, "The delivery was so hard. My insides were all torn up and I was barren. When he knew I couldn't have any more babies he didn't want anything to do with me."

MJ reportedly bought her a house and gave her millions of dollars to go away. Debbie says she will not fight for custody of Prince Michael or Paris, "I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."

If any of this is true, you better believe that some dumb ho is going to crawl out of a roach motel and declare he's "the sperm donor" just so he can get a piece. On a very special Maury.....

Debbie isn't the only bitch spilling the Jesus Jesus. The London Times has a long ass suspect interview with Nanny Grace, who worked for MJ for years. In the interview, Nanny Grace claims she pumped Michael's stomach of drugs many times. She also says he was so broke that she had to buy balloons for Paris' birthday using her own money. I gave a side-eye to that last part. I mean, Nanny Grace also says the last time he paid her was in 2008, so where did she get this money for balloons?! Nanny Grace, try harder!

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:28pm.

Corey says MJ had the whitest teeth he's ever cum across.

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NuteBol, ever hear of Roman Polanski, R Kelly, Rob Lowe? There's tons of celeb child touchers. Get with the program. It was MJ's otherwise "nutty" behavior that put him over the top and freaked people out.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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NuteBol, ever hear of Roman Polanski, R Kelly, Rob Lowe? There's tons of celeb child touchers. Get with the program. It was MJ's otherwise "nutty" behavior that put him over the top and freaked people out.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Joe Jackson's face looks like a Devil's Food Cake left out in the rain.

That is all.

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Alright. The tent has been pulled down and the circus has left town.

NEXT!

michael jackson was not a kid toucher. he would NEVER EVER hurt a child. he just wanted to be one and tried to recreate the childhood, his BET red carpet walking spouting shit JOE JACKSON denied him. and michael's former nanny should shut her yap if she has any concern for his children.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:23pm.
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MONSTER JOE JACKSON DOING ON THE RED CARPET AT THE BET AWARDS SOUNDING LIKE A DEMENTED, SELF PROMOTING DICKWAD.

He was just being a demented, self promoting dickward showing his grief to the world.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:17pm.
DiamondDawg, Corey was just on Larry King Live and denied it again.
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As an actor, I suppose it's in his best interest to curry favor with the media and maybe Joe Jackson was glaring his hell-look from the wings.

It makes sense that a high profile toucher would strategically have lil boyfriends he DIDN'T touch who could counter against the kids who say they did.

WHY O WHY wouldja easily hand over $20 million dollars to a kid if you did NOTHING WRONG? I'd fight it tooth and nail if they made a claim on a single penny. When you're right, you fight. When you're wrong, you cave.

Also thinking maybe Corey was a sperm donor. Which would come out in a DNA test...

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:22pm.

Hi Roo!

So you had tater salad for dinner? Was it made with onions AND eggs? I'm having a similar problem - I had a bowl of Lima beans for dinner.

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And bacon! *muttering darkly*

AHAHAH! Lima beans? Did you warn the BH?

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:23pm.
"Just like I stick the sperm up my horse..."

Horse...is that what they're calling it now?
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I think she only ended up pregnant because the artificial inseminator mistook her for one of the horses. Note to artificial inseminator: the horses are the ones WITHOUT bags over their heads.

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DiamondDawg, none of those people were celebrities since the age of five and had Joe Jackson for a father.

jussayin'

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

Diamond Dawg....my sentiments EXACTLY!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:21pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
Yeesh.

Let's have Phoebe already.
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I'm still not missing the 3 a day posts about Jon & Kate Shouldn't Procreate.
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MEEEEEE neither!

For me, right now, it's a toss up between Phoebe, Peter Andre (cuz I'd like to know how he's doing), Katie (cuz I'd like to see what she's wearing and La Pequena who I miss TERRIBLY!

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Diamond Dawg,

He was not a child toucher!!!!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU PICKING UP ON THIS MASS MEDIA CONSPIRACY. It was because he was an angel from heaven that people are nailing him to a cross. He loved little boys. He slept with little boys more often than he slept with women. NOTHING wrong with that.

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And also...why is Michael Jackson the only celebrity ever charged with child sexual abuse??! A lot of celebrities are eccentric and have money.

Take for instance Prince. Same era. Same musical talent (actually MORE talent in my opinion, he actually plays instruments and writes and plays all of his own music using them). Prince has been criticized for obscenely sexual content in his music, including incest.

Why haven't kids accused Prince of molesting them, if all the parents are so evil and greedy out there? Wouldn't he have been a better target considering his supposed "perversion"?

Prince has never been accused or indicted because he's not into kids sexually. Period. Lots of people have money and fame. Michael Jackson is the only one accused of being sexual with children. Speaks volumes, even if the court transcripts weren't there to back it all up.

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"Just like I stick the sperm up my horse..."

Horse...is that what they're calling it now?

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:20pm.

Pete Townsend.

Whoops! Strike that!
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I know! Fucker! with the kiddy prawn on his computer!!

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:22pm.

Howdy!

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WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MONSTER JOE JACKSON DOING ON THE RED CARPET AT THE BET AWARDS SOUNDING LIKE A DEMENTED, SELF PROMOTING DICKWAD.

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Everyone trying to profit from this man's death at the expense of innocent children needs to be killed. Period.

(michael sheen's queen, that is)

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Hi Roo!

So you had tater salad for dinner? Was it made with onions AND eggs? I'm having a similar problem - I had a bowl of Lima beans for dinner.

Hi Team Valtrex!

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:20pm.

Pete Townsend.

Whoops! Strike that!

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Katt Williams makes some hilarious points...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
Yeesh.

Let's have Phoebe already.
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I'm still not missing the 3 a day posts about Jon & Kate Shouldn't Procreate.

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Musical geniuses NOT accused of child molestation:

Bob Dylan
Tom Petty
Bruce Springsteen
Madonna (*cough*)
Arlo Guthrie
Willie Nelson
Paul Weller
Peter Gabriel
Phil Collins
PAUL MCCARTNEY
JOHN LENNON
OZZY OSBOURNE

just sayin'

*sip*

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Thoroughbred? She's a fucking Clydesdale!

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Sugaroo, Come on you knew what I meant. The guy cut his face off. Where were all his supporters during this? Freak show.

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Diamond Dawg - I SEE YOU! ♥

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There's no question that Michael derailed after the 80s.

But he never stole children off the street.

What FUCKING parents would hand their children over to someone who was clearly not stable??????

I don't know what really happened. But nothing COULD have happened if not for the fame/money-seeking parents who were eager for their kids to be part of Michael's circle.

Why does that article below say the nanny worked for him for 17 years? His kids aren't that old.

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and even in Martin Bashirs smear campaign of a documentary MJ seemed to be a good dad. His kids were well-behaved and well taken care for.

A plague upon your house.

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DiamondDawg, Corey was just on Larry King Live and denied it again.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Geraldo has a panel on discussing that MJ could have been murdered!

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Yeesh.

Let's have Phoebe already.

♥ Threadkilla!
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Nutebol, so he's a pedophile because there were rumours and speculation that he had molested corey feldman, even though corey denies it ever happened? You are completely delusional and illogical.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 8:51pm.
Corey Feldman, and MacCulay Culkin both said he never did anything to them.
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If that interview with the NOTW and Debbie Rowe is real, then it proves EVERYONE around MJ was gagged and now that he's ded, GAGS ARE OFF! Can't wait for people to start talking...I asked here late last night if dying null and voids any confidentiality agreements. I think it might. WOOT.

Sugaroo and others, I respect all of you for stating your arguments, and for defending what you believe to be the truth.

Good for all of you.

I am being very sincere.

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:12pm.

Sugaroo,

So true. He had no nose, so nostrils would be absent as well.

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Think of the possibilities, though! Just two nostrils with nothing to support them! Just nostrils stuck to the face! Sheer poetry!

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Submitted by skinny fat on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 8:18pm.
how come all these women are wearing weaves?

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i don't think anyone can grow hair anymore lol, and i REALLY wish this stupid dirty mermaid hair trend would piss off already!

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Personally I don't think one has to justify aspects of their personality to anyone, nutty or eccentric or whatever. Its not a matter of his mistakes being erased, not at all, its the fact that his mistakes have been heightened and put on a magnifying class. He was neither god or a devil, he was a human being put from birth in extraordinary circumstances and some people are willing to take this into consideration.

He was a musical genius, and history has shown that Genius comes with a lot of drawbacks but even michael himself said if he could have had a normal life over the one he had he'd take the one he was given and never look back.

A plague upon your house.

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Hi Diamond Dawg.

xoxo

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lol zomay, I used this picture because this is the first MJ record I ever heard. LMAO, wow, you people are scary as hell.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!

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Sugaroo,

So true. He had no nose, so nostrils would be absent as well.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 8:51pm.
Corey Feldman, and MacCulay Culkin both said he never did anything to them.

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Not necessarily true. Corey Feldman said some inappropriate shit did happen when he was younger, but never named Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's employees testified they saw Michael and MacCauley Culkin in situations that were sexual.

Imagine if you're a star (even a d-listed child star) admitting Michael Jackson diddled with you as a pre-teen. Pretty much that's your identity for life...not a desirable identity. And I think evidence has been presented that both were provided with alcohol and were out of control at Neverland according to Neverland employees. They might not have even known if MJ fondled them anyway. Just like in the "Gavin" grand jury trial. The brother saw Michael doing stuff when Gavin was passed out drunk. As a 13 year old!! Who gets little kids drunk?? Aye yi yi.

Anyway, it's always possible Michael was smart enough not to mess with "high profile" kids. The kids in question were essentially nobody. And even "under-privileged" in the criminal case. Smarter choices.

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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:00pm.

He died without a nose or nostrils.

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Well, it would be pretty hard to have nostrils with no nose, wouldn't it?

Just sayin'.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 8:51pm.

And they are both so credible.

Also, they had careers and people around them at the time of their relationships with Michael. Maybe not great people, but still. Each had enough of a support system that MJ might think twice about doing anything nefarious, or even suspect, to any of them. Or maybe they are too embarrassed to admit something did happen. Just a possibility.

MJ sure was star-struck. Liz, Feldman, Culkin, SOL, Ronson... the list goes on, I'm sure...

Predators look for vulnerable people, and can be very charming as well as convincingly innocent around those they want to impress.

"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09

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Team Zomay!

*hai*

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Interestingly enough, Corey and McCauly have had, uh, colorful adult lives which have both included some pretty heavy drug use. A lot of addicts cite childhood sexual abuse as what got them into drugs.

Also, here's an interesting quote:

"The Kidscape Charity for Children's Safety, in London, interviewed 91 pedophiles about their methods for choosing child victims. The researchers found that pedophiles are skilled at charming children into their trust, plying them with gifts, and taking them on fun outings. They "often target single-parent families where mothers might be especially grateful for help with looking after the children." Nearly one-half of the pedophiles the researchers spoke to met the children they molested through babysitting."
If you read the Vanity Fair articles, this is pretty much exactly what Jackson did.
Love to love ya baby!

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Miss Thang on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 9:05pm.
Zomay, see that's where you go wrong. Having "poor judgment" and a "nutty persona" does not a pedophile or dangerous person make. Try again.
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I notice Miss Thang that you have to use a picture of Jackson as a child. Why not use a picture during his child abusing years?

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LMAO Tiger you're great :D

You know I'm bad, I'm bad! Shamon! You know it!! hee heee!!!
-love you always, MJ!