Tuesday, June 30th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Fantasia (25)
Allegra Versace (23)
Michael Phelps (24)
Cheryl Cole (26)
Patrick Wolf (26)
Lizzy Caplan (27)
Monica Potter (38)
Mike Tyson (43)
Bobby Vitale (44)
Vincent D'Onofrio (50)
David Alan Grier (54)
Lena Horne (92)
Monica Potter was so hot in Head Over Heels. No idea if she's been in anything else.
fantasia may be a hot mess but at least she isn't fake.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
ok mike a somewhat hot ass cancer list. and with that said happy birthday to all. and mike tyson is a cancer? shit i thought he was an aquarius!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Happy Birthday to all especially Fantasia,
Vincent D'Onofrio, and the great legend Lena Horne.
Beat Biter, Dope Style Taker... MC Lyte
Not the best pic of Fanny I ever saw. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATRICK WOLF!!!!! <3 <3 <3 the best performer ive ever seen, and a nice guy too :)
It's my husband's birthday today.
Hard to believe it by looking at that list of b-day sluts he shares a birthday with though.
ETA: to clarify, I am still shocked that he has something in common with the tart known as Cheryl Cole.
Astrology is fucking retarded, because how can you explain how vastly different people born in the same day can be?
Happy Stretchmark Day!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I'm shocked that Fantasia is only 25!
Happy Birthday Patrick Wolf!!!
Best. Concert. Ever.
Nice of her to share those nasty strechmarks on her vomit evocking puss bags
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Happy Birthday, Vincent D'Onofrio! You hawt, hawt slut!! LOVE your acting.
You OWN Law & Order:CI, my baby! Best character on TV.
*MUAH!*
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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 8:22am.
Ha HA! oh so terrible and funny. :))
And @ that pic of young Lena -looks like she has some Native American in her.. she has the best bone structure.
MizRo (kiss) - Lena Horne is not only gorgeous but.. she just seems luminous. I am not one to bandy stuff like that around ha, but my baby je' was watching Sesame Street from the 70s (what mommy used to watch, aww) and it's neat seeing the actors they brought on. The lovely and talented Raul Julia (rip) was on, Burt Lancaster was on another..etc.. whee! Anyway Lena Horne was on with Kermit crooning 'It's not easy being green' and giving him a pep talk. I turned to my husband and told him 'how ridiculously beautiful is this woman? ' We looked up her age at the time of this show sometime in the seventies- she was in @ her 60s and looked 20. And she just exudes goodness when you see her, a rare thing to see.
And um.. are those stretch marks on Fannie's buhbies? Heh? Wear a bra girl! She has supreme confidence i'll give her that.
Allegra Versace (23)- Surpised she made it; total anorexic/bulimic/coke abuser.
Michael Phelps (24) - Sow those wild outs, kiddo and get back to business.
Mike Tyson (43) - Just got married; I wish his wife safety.
Vincent D'Onofrio (50) - Drove me cazy on SVU: CI but now I like him.
David Alan Grier (54) - his name sound familiar... Anyone?
Lena Horne (92) - Beautiful, talented, one of a kind.
HB LENA HORNE.
Amazing.
Why isn't the sexy teddy bear, Vincent D'Onorfrio in the main photo for Birthday Sluts? That man is smexy skinny, medium, large or Bobby Goren sized.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I can't believe Allegra is still alive....
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Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're badass
I can't believe Allegra Versace is only 23. Sheesh.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
Today's birthdays should be all Lena and nobody else. A class act and fine, fine singer. Happy Birthday!
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There's the door, spaceman.
Are those stretchmarks or some poor victim that was trying to claw his way out.
HB to Monica Potter, hotass Vincent D'Onofrio, funny DAG, and classy Ms. Horne.
Fantasia is a horrible singer and her breasts look like someone unscrewed her nipples and let the air out of them. 25? Right. IN DOG YEARS.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
I met my perfect one on --~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~- It is a wonderful dating site for black and white singles to have fun together! And it's free! Hope it can help you find your ideal match!
Why tattoo when you can have stretch marks spell it out for you? Her stretch marks tattoo reads, "I'm a Mess" if you look really closely you can just about make it out.
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I am not a pussy.
How old are Fantasia's stretch marks? Nasty.
HB Bobby Goren!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Vincent D'Onofrio (50)
Happeh Birfday GOREN! *chongchong*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Happy Birthday Thor (Vincent D'Onofrio). I don't know why I have always found you super sexy, but I have.
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*Blondeface*
Happy Birthday to Patrick Wolf! I've seen him live, great singer and songwriter.
ew.ew.
Fantasia is only 25¿?? Yeahh Rightt
and it looks like she makes a Cub-feeth tatoo on her boobs just like Eve
Damn, can America pick 'em, or can America pick 'em? There's a real American Idol right there.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Nice stretch marks. Vitamin E those things. I hope Allegra eats a piece of cake. Or four. Please.
Happy Birfday to Dolphin Peen..
(I'd rather see his fug face than Fantasia's stretch marks)
Happy Birfday to Vincent D'Onofrio..
(although I never watch the Law and Orders when he is on)
Happy Birfday to Mike Tyson..
(Your facial tattoos scare me)
and best Birfday of all to Lena Horne..
( a class act all the way)
What a weird mix of Birthday Sluts..imagine that party???
Fantasia, cover up those boobies and have a great birthday!
Angel! Don't even joke about The Reaper and Vincent, that is not even funny. I would cry and my heart would break. :(
Happy Birthday Bobby Goren! :)
Happy Birthday, Lena! Class and talent does not age.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:57am.
Come on, MK. You might not have too many more chances to use Lena's photo for Birthday Slut.
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...I agree.....Lena is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
...* am I gushing a little?? No?? I am gushing ALOT!!! I love Lena Horne!!*
This is UNREAL...LENA HORNE!!!!! I have loved you forever and a day.....the most gorgeous woman and the voice that melts the angels....
Happy Birthday Gorgeous.
I love you I love you I love you!!!!!!!
Allegra Versausage made it to 23...they must have added more protein to her tube feeder....what she weight now 23 pounds? Happy Birthday Slut...glad you made it...
HB, David Alan Grier! Very funny guy.
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
Happy Burp Day, Vincent D'Onofrio! (I have a crush on Bobby Goren).
Fantasia should not be showcasing those stretch marks. Damn. I stopped wearing bikinis after having kids because I didn't want people to see my stretch marks. It's just good manners.
Lena Horne was near perfect in terms of looks when she was younger. The fact that she could really sing makes it all the more amazing.
Come on, MK. You might not have too many more chances to use Lena's photo for Birthday Slut.
http://www.afrobella.com/wp-content/afrobella%20images/Lena%20Horne.jpg
Lena has more talent in her pinky finger than that screeching hyena.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
HB Lena Horn.
Gatdamn! Lena Horne is 92? I thought she was in her 80's. Happy birthday to her she looks amazing.
And happy birthday to Fantasia. Yeah, she's a hot ghetto mess. But she can sang, ya'll. That should count for something. Fanny is Legend material.
And happy birthday to David Alan Grier. I have been searching all over the internet for his In Living Color Joe Jackson parodies. Couldn't find but one.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/30/2009 - 7:43am.
How the hell is Allegra doing now?
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Hopefully eating.
*smacks self*
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Colin Hay: Overkill
Those stretch marks really pull Fantasia's outfit together *gag*
Happy Bidet Hos!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Those stretch marks are horrific.
How the hell is Allegra doing now?
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Classic Lena Horne....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCG3kJtQBKo