Monday, June 29th 2009
Morning Wood
Nothing says true love (or high-class affair) like a giant sidewalk portrait - Socialite Life
Vadge shows off her new limited-edition babypack - Celebitchy
Sorry Chuck Bass, your luscious carpet of chest hair isn't going to distract from that humongous pimple on your precious face - SOW
Bernie Madoff will get out of jail when he's like 200 years old or something - Gawker
Lady CaCa needs to wipe those cholita eyebrows from her oinky face at once! - Holy Moly!
Chris Brown should be thankful that he's not doing a Michael Jackson tribute in the middle of a prison cafeteria - I'm Not Obsessed
Understatement of the century - ICYDK
Get ready to jack it until your genitals fall off, because a John Edwards sex tape is cumming - NYDN
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So Madoff got 126years...with good behavior that'll get knocked right down to about 100 yrs.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Wow Robert Pattison, I think we have just been given the secret recipe of how to make it in Hollywood: being a clueless and uneducated loser with big dreams and an empty pocket full of fleas. If you are untalented, nowhere to go, no education and skills, then acting is the place for you to be.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I work at a prison(I know, hottest job ever)and that drawing looks like something one of the inmates would draw.
Danny DeVito's quote from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia should have been a warning during the long ago time when John Edwards seemed like an okay guy to me.
"You have to be a real low-life piece of shit to get involved in politics."
Classy gifts for a classy bride.
HAHA!!!! Bernie HAHA!!!!!!!!!HA!
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
And yes - ALL I wanted to say is that that painting is the tackiest piece of shit I've ever seen, second ONLY to beige living rooms that feature velvet Elvis on one wall, painted Jesus on another wall, Dogs Playing Poker on the third wall and the fourth wall has a 72 inch TV. And plastic flowers held in ceramic puppy vases which are really candy bowls.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Free at last! Free at last! Thank MK almighty, we're free at last!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Yes, I'm having trouble, too. I couldn't even get on earlier and now it's moving really slowly.
That painting! LMAO!!! It looks like something from the Museum of Bad Art.
KICKING AND ASS! Haha! So funny! Can you take it down now? This is fucking impossible and I'm not done procrastinating, dude!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
angel: yeah, I'm not sure about how that works (with the glasses)
LMAO re the poster. that's sooo inappropriate, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:47am.
ok thanks Angel, I will give it a try. I think maybe I just need new contacts.
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Weirdness! You can still develop a need for reading glasses if you wear contacts?! I had no idea.
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Understatement of the century - ICYDK
I'ma take a picture of this today. My daughter's got this Twilight poster in her room. There's a picture of this RPatz ho and that Kristen bitch sitting beside each other in the grass - she's a little wrapped around him - not alot, just a little. There's another boy sitting behind Kristen with his arm around her. They are all smile/laughing at the one lying on his back in front of them. Her hand rests on the lying down guy's belly and RPatz is TWISTING HIS NIPPLE! WTF? WHY IS MY DAUGHTER DISPLAYING BI-SEXUAL GANGBANGS ON HER WALLS!?!
Seriously. I was so disturbed and now I just wanna rip it down. Fuck.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
"Hunter had been hired by the Edwards campaign to videotape the candidate’s movements, but this one is said to have shown him taking positions that weren’t on his official platform."
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Tee-heeeeeeeeeeeee! How can politicians, celebrities, etc., be this STUPID? It's the first rule of fame: NEVER make a sex tape, unless you're Lady Caca or something and you want to be caught at something ick nast.
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:47am.
are politicians the biggest whores or what! ladies, now you know who to stay away from.
I saw a pic of the alleged argentine mistress the SC governor was with and all i can say is TEAM ARGENTINE HO'S!
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
PSL: me too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
grrrrr...I am having a lot of trouble with this site today- anyone else?
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
are politicians the biggest whores or what! ladies, now you know who to stay away from.
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o lady caca, one day you look like a pathetic slag and the next like in these pics you look totally do-able. PICK ONE!
memo to chuck bass when the v neck goes down to the nips...its gay. being you dont realize this i should also remind you to not ride on the back of a motorcycle with another guy, not under any circumstance
hank baskett sux. you unlocked those knees for the wrong athlete kendra. he's gonna be out of the league and broke in 3-5 years
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
ok thanks Angel, I will give it a try. I think maybe I just need new contacts.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Oh, I guess this portrait is supposed to be Kendra and Hank. I thought it was Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey.....it's Monday.
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@snowpiece: Reading glasses! Ack! I'm not so far behind you - I noticed, like, far away things are taking me a moment to focus. Did you know there's yoga for that? You take your index finger (or your "fuck you" finger if you prefer) and hold it right between your eyes at arm's length. They slowly move it, following with your eyes to your forehead and then back. Do the same thing side-to-side. Eye exercises! I'm not sure if they work cuz this issue I had was SO slight...but still - mebbe you could put those glasses down after a few weeks!
But yeah - that's Bridget. I know those hos like they were my sisters. I also know that Bridget is sweet and amicable with everyone while Holly's being a big-ass bitch.
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
ISprainedMyUvula: me too, plus I thought it was just one of MK's random tacky wedding pics
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Mmmm. John Edwards having sex. I will enjoy that after I watch the Vern tape. And then I will never have sex again in my life. Thanks.
Holy crap, I thought that was a little dollhouse sized table with a postcard-like painting. I didn't realize it was an arial paparazzi shot and that it's the side of a fucking Times Square billboard.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Hahaha! Giant sidewalk portrait! That's exactly what that is! So ghetto.
I'm shocked that the Baskett/Wilkinson affair didn't have all the guests dressed up as pimps and hoes or in Juicy sweatsuits.
I guess Hank never figured out why it hurt to pee.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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When I saw the photo with this entry I thought it was some random tacky wedding...and I was right. That is the saddest "painting" I have ever seen. The saddest part is that they're toasting in it. Toasting in a painting to be desplayed at your wedding? EPIC hilarity and tackiness.
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"Ick. Nast."
angel! for real???? LMAO I just got new reading glasses too! LMAO
(ps: yes, I'm officially OLD, I had to pick up some reading specs at Target this weekend! FUCK ME!!!!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Lady CaCa needs to wipe those cholita eyebrows from her oinky face at once! - Holy Moly!
*************** I'll help her with that, skeet,skeet,skeet!
Mercy is a cutie, I'm sure people will be happy Madge got someone to do her hair, unlike The Holy Mother Jolie with Z.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:25am.
Gross, look at Hef with his one hand on Holly's (?)
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Are you kidding!? Never (again)! That's Bridget.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Holly's the best. I can barely see these pictures but I can still see the bitter on her face. LOL! Poor kid! In other news!: Let's stop paying attention to Kendra! She's boring as hell!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
Seriously, why do I find Ed Westwick so attractive?! He just does it for me...I think I need help.
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Justin Timberlake performed at the BETs? Why?
Andrew Young knows everything about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter. Not a good guy to piss off.
That zit is having a bday celebration of its own. It's ginormous.
Imma take a wild guess and say one of the Playboy bunnies is responsible for that exquisite portrait.
I've been reading Vanity Fair's articles about Bernie Madoff. I cannot believe how long he kept his ponzi scheme running.
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Bernie Madoff should rot in hell. He got what he deserved.
Gross, look at Hef with his one hand on Holly's (?) and the other on one of those Brooke Hogan twin's thighs!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
M.K., stop hatin' on The Gaga!!!
I would rather watch John Edwards the politician over John Edwards the psychic in a sex tape. The two together? Where's the popcorn?
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Never Can Say Goodbye
AHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm so glad Chris Brown was denied from performing at Michael Jackson's tribute. PWN3D!!
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
HAHAHA@ Chris Brown... REJECTED!! *thunk!*
Still LOVE GaGa MK, you can't make me h8 her;)
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Ed Westwick's hair looks even gayer than he does.
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