Karl And The Three Toes
Oh, how I wish this was a promo shot for Crypt Karl's new pop group. Unfortunately, it's not. Karl somehow found himself in between a trio of sloppy camel toes at the premiere of Totally Spies in Paris last night.
If Karl's organs still worked, he probably would have busted an artery over having to pose with these three BBCT (big beautiful camel toes). Now, it's not the giant toes that bother Karl, it's the fact that they are so sloppy and fat! After these pictures were taken, Karl probably yelled at the puss bulges and told them to "lose ze weight." The poor fatty toes probably ran to the nearest toilet to barf, because Karl gave them such a complex. They won't eat sausage for weeks! Leave it to Karl to make a vagina bulimic and anorexic. Pussyrexic!
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I don't know what's disgusting Uncle Karl more; the camel toes, or these bitches fat hips, but the look on his face says it all.
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Seriously, what is "Totally Spies"...is it important enuff for me to waste precious Google time on?
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this reminds me of when i was 6 yrs old and walked in on my cousin in the bathroom and saw her vagina and thought 'hmmm, girls have two butts'
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OMG! Is there a Totally Spies movie? I'm so gonna watch it!
Oh sweet jesus, there's just some things you never need to see and this is one of those occasions.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 12:01pm.
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Can he smile or will his face explode into a millions Slim Jims?
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I have no idea what that even meant but it made me laugh like an idiot!
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Neither do I! Shhhh. Pass it on!
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Raul is a huge fan of the Red Power Toe!
As if the humonguous camel toes weren't bad enough, he makes them wear tampons on their shoulders. Karl fucking hates women!
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That chick in red looks like she is "tucking and taping" thats a hella camel toe !!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Yeah yeah, massive camel toes and walking corpses. What I want to know is why the fuck are they making a Totally Spies movie? Is it live action? Are these random bitches in it? Is this real life? Is this gonna last forever?
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I have no idea what that even meant but it made me laugh like an idiot!
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Inside his head he is screaming for someone to get the 'fatties' away from him. He sceeves me out to no end!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Human Skittles and a dead guy.
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Submitted by gia on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:55am.
The green one looks sort of like Ali Lohan...except younger.
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good goddess, its that string on his head?!? WTF is up with his hair?
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Karl looks great next to these flappers.
And I mean 'those' flappers!
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The girl in green's hips probably touched him and he probably almost fainted. Lol, girl in red has some mean ass camel toe! LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Jesus, it looks like the girl in red has been getting restalyne injections in the wrong lips!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
That event looks like an abortion
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I love how someone that looks like THAT has the balls to be in fashion.
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The green one looks sort of like Ali Lohan...except younger.
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 11:54am.
He's the black Michael Jackson
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LOL!
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These women look kinda like they've had their pussies enhanced to make a bigger, better camel toe. That is disturbing. Especially this looks like it's for kids. Btw, WHAT THE FUCK! is this shit?!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
He's the black Michael Jackson.
Can he smile or will his face explode into a millions Slim Jims?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I think Karl died a few years back, and they wheel out his preserved cadaver every now and then for special events.
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