Open Post: Hosted By Lego Wino And Her Sexy Creator
This is Craig Stevens (on left) proudly showing off his new creation, Lego Wino (on right), at a shopping mall in South London. Craig says it took him only six days to construct Lego Wino using 12,500 pieces. It normally takes Craig around 2 weeks to do the titty area alone, but he must have had a Wino signature cocktail (tequila, crystal meth, freon, melted ice pops and hairspray) so that he could stay up for six days straight.
Um. Craig looks more like Wino than Lego Wino does. I mean, Lego Wino isn't skinnier than a roach leg and its coating isn't falling off.
And why do I think it only took him 4 days to complete, but he spent the other 2 days humping on Lego Wino and adding "white spots" to her nose to make it look more realistic. The places that Lego hive has been...... My no-no just fainted.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:44pm.
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Hey ROOOOOOO! :0)
I'm tryin a be good today and get some actual work done. If I get all this work done then I'll be able to skate and dlist for a bit. Damn someone must have put cabbage in the microwave. Ew.
Freebird,no garage sales for me. Maybe Jack in the Hat? Sorry to disapoint.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:43pm.
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I knew some flower bed stuff was gonna go down! Was the Reverend Hughes there? *head tilt*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIRD!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:42pm.
read my sig - that's one of them.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Ok, blood sugar is back up! Whew. That was a long one.
Stoney, yeah on helping the puppy!
@ Jack-n-the-hat!!!!! - any good garage sale stories? I just arrived, should I scroll down? How'd it go?
I saw Monsters V Aliens at a discount theater I take my daughter to. 4 bucks to get in. Anyways, it was a good movie. Better than I thought it would be. Good for girls to watch.
Last night I saw a movie called Airborne. It was a dumb teenage movie made in 1993. But what made it fun to watch was that Jack Black was in it. He looked like he was 19. Seth Green was in it too.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:39pm.
change of subject:
WTF with Hondurian military??
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Link?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:36pm.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:28pm.
most guys are like that regardless of the sporting event... or any place for that matter.
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I've never encountered it in the past (must mean I'm ugly as sin). It's not like it was the only time I've been to a sporting event.
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I understand. The point I was trying to make is that guys, in general, are pigs.
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Well, there's "guy behavior" and then there's just the full on gross guys, in my experience. Did I ever tell you I was in a co-ed fraternity? No sororities on campus, just fraternities. So, ya, I know all about guys. But the golf thing just gave me the sours on golf.
change of subject:
WTF with Hondurian military??
I am the only one who is very concerned?
I'm southamerican and my country lived under a military govermment decades ago... if this situation continues, a lot of innocent people is going to die.
Does anybody else care about it?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
WOW, Stoney. I lift my hat!
The dog will never forget that :) I guess he will come back because he knows where to get food.
In regards to golfers...I know a little saying...
Do you play golf or do you still practise sex?
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:33pm.
Stoney, I tried to help some dogs too. They were little chi dogs. Running around like they were lost but happy about being lost. So I fed them but then they barked and ran away. I was trying to get them because they are coyote snacks in my parts. Oh well.
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LOL. I'm in coyote country, too. Yesterday there was one hovering around a javelina that had been hit by a car and was by the side of the road. It was the weirdest thang.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:28pm.
most guys are like that regardless of the sporting event... or any place for that matter.
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I've never encountered it in the past (must mean I'm ugly as sin). It's not like it was the only time I've been to a sporting event.
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I understand. The point I was trying to make is that guys, in general, are pigs.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:28pm.
most guys are like that regardless of the sporting event... or any place for that matter.
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I've never encountered it in the past (must mean I'm ugly as sin). It's not like it was the only time I've been to a sporting event.
Stoney, I tried to help some dogs too. They were little chi dogs. Running around like they were lost but happy about being lost. So I fed them but then they barked and ran away. I was trying to get them because they are coyote snacks in my parts. Oh well.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:25pm.
Thanks yall. I'm gonna check the lost dog ads in the paper and see if anyone is looking for him. He did have a red collar on.
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HE DID???? Can you take a picture with your cell? If you can, POST THAT ON CRAIGSLIST STAT!! Also, if he has a collar, he might also have a micro chip.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:28pm.
most guys are like that regardless of the sporting event... or any place for that matter.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
LOL @ uvy... a ex-gf of mine got me to do Pilates with her... she told me it was the beginners class.... she put in the tape of the expert Pilates. Holy shit! Nobody can do that shit.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Just a quick pop in to say hi.
I'm on my third day of Weight Watchers and am about to do some Pilates. If you hear an odd ripping sound coming from no particular direction, that's probably my groin muscles as they quit this bitch and make a run for it.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
ME: That guy looks like someone who'd make a celebrity out of Legos... Like, has a lot of time on his hands, doesn't leave the house much, creepy... has an insane Lego collection...
MIKE: I bet he likes Star Wars.
ME: DUH, there is no need to bet. I bet he also likes Dr. Who, Beefaroni, has some sort of Berry or Nut allergy, reacts badly to caffeine and still sleeps with a childhood momentum.
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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Thanks yall. I'm gonna check the lost dog ads in the paper and see if anyone is looking for him. He did have a red collar on.
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Stoney,
That was cool that you tried to help the little 'mongrel'.
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Hey, jackass, mind not walking all over my goddamn flowers?
You shouldn't talk to the Reverend Hughes like that.
Fuck him.
Stoney: You did all you could & a damn sight more than a lot of people. I hope you will cut yourself a break.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:07pm.
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DID YOU CUSS THEM OUT STONEY?? I WOULD HAVE!! I woulda brought the doggy home. I've done that a bunch of times. The BH is supportive.
Stoney - if you go back today, the dog will probably be there AGAIN. Don't call Animal Control - see if you can get the Humane Society involved. In my craptastic town, animal control puts them down within a week, the Humane Society works a lot harder to keep them alive and adoptable.
You're good troop, Stoney!
LMAO @ THIGHS ON THE LOOSE, THIGHS GONE WILD!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Nice of you to help Stoney.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:07pm.
Just believe that you and the stranger gave the puppeh nourishment so that he could get somewhere better.
*sprinkles pixiedust*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:06pm.
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My pleasure. :)
MONDAY RANT!!!
So I'm driving home from the fucking goddamn bar Friday evening and I see a poor damn injured dog standing on the street corner by himself. I turned around so I could help the mongrel because he looked like he had a limp and was very dehydrated. It was a hundred goddamn degrees that afternoon. So I pull over on the side of the fucking road and put my blinkers on and get out and call the beast so I could get him in my car and water him and find out who he belonged to, but the asshole wouldn't come to me. I flagged down a random stranger in a truck and asked him what I should do and the man ran back to his house and brought the dog a gallon of water and a bag of food, which he devoured. Stranger left and I continued to try to get the dog in my car and some golfers walked by and asked me if he was mine and I was like "no, I'm just trying to help" and they were like "that dog hangs around here all the time" WHAT THE FUCK?! You pussy footed pink shirt wearing golfer mother fuckers just let this animal suffer like this and do nothing?! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RICH FUCKING DICKHEADS! Who does that?! Anyways, animal control was closed so I couldn't call them, and I went back the next day to find the dog and he was gone. FUCK! Now I can't stop thinking about that poor fucking animal! And I'm a CAT PERSON.
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Those thighs, my eyes, thanks for the laugh Islandgirl.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:02pm.
I guess this is what happens when B lets those hams out of the sup-hose she usually wears. ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:01pm.
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BWAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:58pm.
Geez, islandgirl! What's the big deal about a picture of Jay-Z with his thighs, I mean wife?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:57pm.
Agreed.
Saw the stage show on Saturday..front row,touched the damn stage! Hell yes!
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
lol. delicious thunda thighs!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:53pm.
Deb - I already ate some spagetti.
I'm going to go put my head down for a while.
BBL
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Are you with child? I think you should call someone you know to come check on you.
A pic from last night's BET Awards. Not exactly flattering, but it amuses me.
http://tinypic.com/r/34xn77q/5
Mama Mia on staged rocked, the movie sucked it. HARD.
What I watched:
A pigeon mama breeding two eggs in a tree right in front of my living room window. Cute!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I watched:
Sword of Doom
Outlander
Underworld (for the umpteenth time)
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Tonight, I'm going to go see Terminator: Salvation and I wish I were more excited about it. It looks like it has too much talking and not enough blowing shit up.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Snowpiece - Gran Torino was really good. Did you watch Daisy? Sinister has to be next. He just has to be.
Movie and play I watched:
Mamma Mia
I love me some ABBA dammit!
And,and the play was awesome....
*hides in hollow tree*
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:39pm.
UGH! I am having a low blood sugar episode right now and nothing is working to spike it back up.
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Do you need CPR?
Oh, shit. The bear is back.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb - I already ate some spagetti.
I'm going to go put my head down for a while.
BBL
Craig Stevens needs to put some conditioner in his hair!
I watched The House Bunny this weekend. NOT an Oscar winner.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:25pm.
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Is that Col. Chokey in your avie!?
Why is this site still sloooooooowwwwww?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:46pm.
Get somewhere cool. Take long, slow breaths. You need to get some real food in you besides the chocolate.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson