Open Post: Hosted By Lego Wino And Her Sexy Creator
This is Craig Stevens (on left) proudly showing off his new creation, Lego Wino (on right), at a shopping mall in South London. Craig says it took him only six days to construct Lego Wino using 12,500 pieces. It normally takes Craig around 2 weeks to do the titty area alone, but he must have had a Wino signature cocktail (tequila, crystal meth, freon, melted ice pops and hairspray) so that he could stay up for six days straight.
Um. Craig looks more like Wino than Lego Wino does. I mean, Lego Wino isn't skinnier than a roach leg and its coating isn't falling off.
And why do I think it only took him 4 days to complete, but he spent the other 2 days humping on Lego Wino and adding "white spots" to her nose to make it look more realistic. The places that Lego hive has been...... My no-no just fainted.
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I watched The Knowing and most of The Gray Man...o yeah! and Identity. That was pretty sweet.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I re-watched The Wrestler with my daughter, we also watched He's Just Not That Into You which was better than I'd expected but not as good as The Wrestler.
This Lego artist is really wearing his 10-day shitters...ugh.
snowy, I loved Gran Torino. Just Clint doing what he does best. It is so not politically correct!
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:33pm.
Thank you for noticing dahling!
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Deb - I feel like I need CPR! I'm all dizzy and light headed and WEAK! UGH! And I gots the shakes.
Just macked a piece of chocolate for a quick fix. Hopefully.
i saw star trek
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:09pm.
I'm liking this idea. Put her on a stage w/ a cd player behind her, shake the statue a little, & you've got a cleaner, better sounding Wino who is unlikely to spit on you.
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LMFAO!!!!
Movies I watched this weekend:
Sid and Nancy
La Bamba
So is Gran Torino really good?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Movies I watched this week:
The wrestler
Milk
I wanted to see them together so I could compared.
Mickey and (Loki for that matter) got robbed BIG time.
Milk is good , but the Wrestller is a lot beter IMO
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:39pm.
UGH! I am having a low blood sugar episode right now and nothing is working to spike it back up.
Try CPR! I KEED! I get them too. You need fruit juice and protein, (nuts, cheese). I hope you feel better, M.E.!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
P.S.
Why is she wearing Simon Cowell's clothes???
Or is it Simon Cowell in drag??
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
So, who wants to call the FBI? This guys has corpses in his back yard. Eepy-cray.
So, you guys, if you want to make it into newspaper, just make a druggie from Lego! Easy.
I wonder what the dudes over at Legoland think.
They master whole cities and curly Craig here gets all the attention...ah well...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
What no Lego tats?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
UGH! I am having a low blood sugar episode right now and nothing is working to spike it back up.
@putsomestankonit :
Thank-you. I have been trying to remember who else died for hours now so I could tell friend of mine and it just wouldn't pop back in my head. Like I said yesterday, "June '09 has been hard on d-list celebrities."
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I am not a pussy.
Hey Sluts, what are we talking about?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
While not perfect, few things missing, it's still pretty freaking cool...and can we say alot of time on your hands mister. But I give him and A for effort.
Why would ANYone aspire to make something so hideous? Ugh.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
...but does the carpet match the mullet?
Is he related to the dude who was caught canoodling with an inflatable "doll" in a supermarket parking lot?
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30559?page=2
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Haha kacky, I just noticed your avie & it made me laugh.
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She's flat and that's that!
So nothing about Fred Travalena dying?
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
The Lego-Wino is actually in Croydon (Surrey), not London. Croydon has a very high crime rate, so I'm happy to see the town being in the headlines not because someone got stabbed. :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
RE: Grand Torino.. XCELLENT MOVIE! I cried so hard. I rarely buy movies on dvd, but this one I made a point to get when it came out.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Dude needs to get some Frizz Ease for his mullet.
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No Hay Nada Mas
He's a low-budget Gordon Griggs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6l4pzf9im4
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
@Bradi....it looks good. On the list. Thanks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
angel_i on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:13pm.
Good to know Michael K is staying with the creepy old guy who plays with children and toys
theme this week.
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Ok, you're angry and I get that but there is NOTHING up there that says that man plays with children. Can you say that about every single man that looks and acts weird?
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Okay when did I loose my snark licence? When did Dlisted become a place to worship and not snark? Come on!
This so full of wrong it's right!
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Look at that sexy little demure smile he's giving us!
By the looks of that hot piece (on the left) I'd guess he's been having (TV) dinner parties and (antifreeze) martinis with his new friend, Lego-Amy.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:21pm.
So I know all of you are dying to know what movie I watched this weekend...
*drum roll*
GRAN TORINO!
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WTF? I go to open the imdb on this and the fist thing I see is AngieJo pics. But she's not listed in the cast. Is she in this? I will read but I hadda blurt that out, first.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
islandgirl on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:22pm
omg, so did I...
But the dog made it!
I was concerned...
Sorry, it's not a spoiler to those who haven't seen it, just some peace of mind...
WOOF!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:21pm.
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OMG at your avie! I have an intense owl phobia that everyone thinks is so funny...They seriously freak me out so badly that even photos terrify me sometimes.
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:11pm.
He did a shitty job but I bet he has sex with that lego Wino. Creepy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't see no hole in the front and there are no pictures of the back(door)so........?????????
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Mr. Creepy removes legos in the front and back when he's in the mood. ;)
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
I hope to god I never bump into him on my rare visits Sarfffff of the river :O
It's boiling hot and muggy over here, with apparent talk of it being like this all week. I'm a pasty Irish bird, it's not good for me grrr.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Bradiful, so did I!! I bawled too, great big heaving, snotty sobs.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:11pm.
He did a shitty job but I bet he has sex with that lego Wino. Creepy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't see no hole in the front and there are no pictures of the back(door)so........?????????
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
So I know all of you are dying to know what movie I watched this weekend...
*drum roll*
GRAN TORINO!
I only watched one, everything else was MJ videos and whatnot...
Anyway, I loved it, bawled like a baby...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I think it looks more like Fran Drescher than Wino.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
He doesn't strike me as ''child toucher'' creepy, more like ''it puts the lotion on'' creepy.
''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''
That guy looks like some fucked up version of Blake, doesn't he? That's some ol' Benjamin Buttons Back to the Future shit right there!
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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His eyes! they're so damn creepy lookin'!
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Did you get this pic mixed up with the Caption Contest pic MK?
Blaaaaake is going to so look like Lego Amy dude in about 25 years.
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I am not a pussy.
Creepy!
I am in such a pissy mood today.
My mother really knows how to push my buttons and piss me off.
I'm sick of work & need a vacation.
I'm sick of the fucking rain and want it to stop.
I drove over a glass bottle in the parking lot this morning and if I get a flat I will bill the landlord.
That's on top of a lot of other bullshit.
End of rant. Can somebody be my court jester & make me laugh? Pweese? Tanks in advance.
~Angry Flatsy
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:14pm.
mmm LCT nom nom nom
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Are they good on Cheerios?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 2:13pm.
Good to know Michael K is staying with the creepy old guy who plays with children and toys
theme this week.
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Ok, you're angry and I get that but there is NOTHING up there that says that man plays with children. Can you say that about every single man that looks and acts weird?
Altho, I will give you that this guy is exceptionally creepy looking.
♥ Threadkilla!
It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
I thought Wino was scary, but Lego Dude is really giving me the heebie jeebies.
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Never Can Say Goodbye