Open Post: Hosted By Lego Wino And Her Sexy Creator
This is Craig Stevens (on left) proudly showing off his new creation, Lego Wino (on right), at a shopping mall in South London. Craig says it took him only six days to construct Lego Wino using 12,500 pieces. It normally takes Craig around 2 weeks to do the titty area alone, but he must have had a Wino signature cocktail (tequila, crystal meth, freon, melted ice pops and hairspray) so that he could stay up for six days straight.
Um. Craig looks more like Wino than Lego Wino does. I mean, Lego Wino isn't skinnier than a roach leg and its coating isn't falling off.
And why do I think it only took him 4 days to complete, but he spent the other 2 days humping on Lego Wino and adding "white spots" to her nose to make it look more realistic. The places that Lego hive has been...... My no-no just fainted.
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Is that the Craig that that invented the " list" ?
mmm LCT nom nom nom
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Where are the popsicles?
The ballet slippers?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Where's the charming face gangrene?
Good to know Michael K is staying with the creepy old guy who plays with children and toys theme this week.
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Ten bucks says he's never seen a naked woman in person.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Um... NO. Just No.
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww scaaaaaaaabbbbsssss.
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He did a shitty job but I bet he has sex with that lego Wino. Creepy!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
What in the hell?
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
1 - get a job
2 - she is too fat to be Wino
Somebody dig up this guys backyard, there's bodies there. i'm sure of it
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
and the scabs?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Where's the crackpipe? And the tattoos?
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
Epic Fail...For a Lego person its good, but for Wino it sucks...Where are the vintage clothes? Where are the dirty ballet slippers? A bikini top & some dirty dingy short shorts would have worked much better...
dude looks like a child toucher..prob lures them with all his lego
I'm liking this idea. Put her on a stage w/ a cd player behind her, shake the statue a little, & you've got a cleaner, better sounding Wino who is unlikely to spit on you.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
If you told me that was meant to be Michael Jackson id have believed it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Holy shit! I was wondering what happened to Michael Bolton!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Why does it have jaundice?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
LOL! He put momjeans on her!
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It's "FACEBOOK" not "ASSBOOK" ~ Bart Simpson's lines, Season 20
The lego Wino looks way too healthy.
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I thought it was Butthead!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Blech
Fir...
oh nevermind
Creepiest. Hobo. Ever.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!