Afternoon Crumbs
High-Fart: Lady CaCa once again proves that she deserves an honorary doctorate in "How To Look Like An Asshole-omics" (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Leighton Feetsters new music video - Just Jared
Liza Minnelli and her stunning pre-op eyebrows march in Paris' Gay Pride parade - Towleroad
Crack rock with you - Hollywood Tuna
That dress makes Jessica Simpson look like she should join her boyfriend's team as their new linebacker - Popsugar
The Transformers Cliff Notes, because you should spend your money on more important things like donuts...and dildos - Cityrag
Isabel Lucas is purdy - Egotastic!
What years upon years of cokey use can do to your brain - Defamer
You know Solange made Beyonce's shoes during craft hour in the basement - Lainey Gossip
If Barney and Daisy Buchanan had an Ecstasy baby - Hollywood Rag
Why hasn't this trick fallen off the face of the earth yet?
It looks like a dried fig on top of her head.
I actually think Lady Gaga is gorgeous, an idiot still, but a very pretty one.
So what if she has a bigger nose? Everyone's giving her flack for the size of her nose, but personally, I like it. It actually suits her and has a lovely shape. I'd love a nose like Lady GaGa's. I much prefer a prominent nose to one that looks like it belongs in a fucking Dr. Seuss illustration.
I understand that everyone has their own ideal of beauty, but it seems like many people accuse society of imposing a cookie-cutter aesthetic but hurl insults GaGa's way for her larger-sized nose. In a way, it's kind of hypocritical. Understand that I don't believe that I'm above any social influences whatsoever, but it's contradictory of people through one side of their teeth to criticize Lady GaGa's nose while complaining about how monotonous today's sex symbols are (I agree, but still) through the other side.
I just genuinely find her to be very attractive. I don't know.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
That hairstyle's a great idea for waitressing.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by Queef Richards on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:37pm.
Just curious: Why does MK rag on Lady Gaga so much? I know he rags on everyone, but he seems to have a special loathing for her. I don't think I've ever even heard her music, so I don't care either way.
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Others have already given very good answers, but I might add that I think this is actually an endearing treatment he bestows upon her :)
I'm sure MK shakes is shit to "Just Dance", "Love Game" and all that too. Perhaps not in public, but I'm sure he does it somewhere!
Her theatrics can be pretty nauseating, but sometimes the ridiculous visuals of her performances are kinda fun to watch/mock too.
Deluded: when you think "dumbass" looks "edgy."
This is just my opinion, her music is just ok. She goes waayyy over board on trying to be original. She tries too hard. I am embarrassed for her. Poor girl.
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somebody tell CaCa....I mean if Speedy doesn't work out......
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Submitted by Queef Richards
I often wondered that myself. She's loathsome but gay men love her and she looks like she should be entering some drag contest.
I wouldn't bother to comment on her but that stupid ho is wearing b-boy cazals, well not real cazals but lookalikes, and that's fucked up. I wear those and now every fucking hipster's going to say Lady Gaga's wearing them, I'll wear them too. LAME! Now they can be added to "shit you can't wear without looking like a twat" (along with converse, skinny's, etc).
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I love this chick
I wasted my hard earned money on the Transformers.
Stop the love you save may be your own...
solange is one of the BIGGEST jokes out there...right next to beyawnce's shoes....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
It's always a FAIL so far as Lady GaGa is concerned whenever her face is in clear view.
Submitted by Queef Richards on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 5:37pm.
Just curious: Why does MK rag on Lady Gaga so much? I know he rags on everyone, but he seems to have a special loathing for her. ___________________________________________
You should hear MK go off on Fishsticks Paltrow. It's just his special gift.
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MK "rags" on her because she is a cara de culo.
She thinks she is too damn cool for school. It ain't that cool, CACA.
Just curious: Why does MK rag on Lady Gaga so much? I know he rags on everyone, but he seems to have a special loathing for her. I don't think I've ever even heard her music, so I don't care either way.
@ xerquina - easy, the movie was already marketed to males over the age of 12. Then you throw in hot but trashy Megan Fox and the words "robot porn" into the movie review and there you go...
Several of my male friends saw it this weekend and loved it. go figure. :)
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*Blondeface*
if Transformers 2 is universally panned who the hell went to see it?! that piece of shit film made 201 Million.
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I wouldn't buy any of Lohan's tanning shit purely cause of the stoopit name. Fuckin DUMB.
Re Transformers: I'll get it from Netflix. I saw it already before it was ever released.*yawn*
Beyonce's dress on the red carpet at the BET awards was just tacky. Too short. Way too short for those chunky legs. Also the plastic earrings were tacky. Take away the earrings and lengthen the frock a little and she woulda looked a whole lot better. Once again she misses the mark as usual. Too bad as well about that costume change onstage into that fucking awful dirndl ....skirt ... thing. I thought that awful song extravaganza was sposed to be a tribute? By rights Beyonce should not be an A lister.
Why does it look like CaCa has a banana chip on her head?? Does this bitch think its high fashion or some shit?? Maybe next week it'll be a dorito on her head!!
Isabel Lucas is stunning. She sorta looks like a young Claudia in some of those pics.
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YES all things TRotF please.
i want the Transformer game for P2 w/accessories.. :) We're going to see TRF this weekend.
(then HPHBP July 15) =)
why does she have a big Croissant on her head?
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"I only direct in self-defense."
-Mel Brooks
F* Meester.
Gaga is on a league of her own though.
Don't care that she looks like a tranny hooker in hiding, while posing as NY socialite who bought fame with her fortune. Bitch puts out some catchy tunes.
Fuck Britney, X-tina, whatever. Gaga is way more interesting.
Wow, Liza looks really good! Especially if you consider that these photos aren't "retouched". You go, Liza!
Is she wearing that seat coushion because she wants somebody to sit on her face?
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"Spit shine my shank, lube up my face, remove all my joo-ree (leave the rings) and get read to play Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" on the boombox, because shit is about to get serious."-MK
yeah, I liked her first two singles but I can't stand that new one "come and take a ride on my disco stick" that one
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I actually like Leighton Meester and think she is totally hot....but that song is BAD and DUMB. And this is coming from someone whose guilty pleasure is fluffy pop songs. *yuck*
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I don't get this GaGa bitch. She can't sing, her songs suck and she's not even remotely attractive. Hell, she's not even CUTE. How the fuck does she have a career?
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
What sort of Alice in Wonderland fuckery is THIS?!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Man Hands.
If you look up "annoying" in a dictionary you should find Gaga's picture there.
CaCa has man hands!
Submitted by mfarris70 on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:39pm.
haha. actually it reminds of the game where you flip the frogs onto the lilypads
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Blohan looks YEARS older than her stated age.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
She's wearing a frisbee with hair on it...that's so rad.
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When your sock slot drops,your ass flaps flop.
Its not Lady Gaga, its her new carnival game where you try to bounce a ball off her head and into her mouth-- pic taken just as someone missed.
Oh and Feetster's song SUCKS DONKEY ASS. I love the timing here: first a sex tape, and now she releases "good girls go bad". BARF.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
This dumb fuck with the crop circle on her head has no talent, knows it, so uses retarded gambits like this to garner attention.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Bret Easton Ellis can do no wrong, and it was painfully obvious he was being sarcastic! Irony is his specialty, after all.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
I love in the link to the Lohan pics there's one where she's clearly holding a bottle of Dristan Mist - used for unclogging the sinuses. Oh Lindsay.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:18pm.
I wish Lady Gaga would try as hard to create listenable music as she does to dress outrageously.
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ugh no shit! That disco stick song blows chunks. In fact, all her songs blow chunks.
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:26pm.
Nah, didn't get it but will research now :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Its a button made out of hair-hat! You guys just DON'T understand her art!
i like those glasses on girls w/ big shnozes(sp?)
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 06/29/2009 - 3:24pm.
What's that on Gaga's head anyway?
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That's the Easy Button
(you might not get it~ it's a Yank reference)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Lady GaGa's hat reminds me of a psilocybin mushroom.
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This picture of Lady Gaga reminds me of that stupid bunny with a pancake on it's head picture.
What's that on Gaga's head anyway?
Emmentaler cheese? Bread roll? Pizza dough? Cart wheel? Frisbee???
Must be something dangerous, otherwise she wouldn't wear protective goggles from the chemistry lab.....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Stick it up your poopchute, CaCa.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Ca Ca's hat is making me hungry for a pita bread sammich.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!