Monday, June 29th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

High-Fart: Lady CaCa once again proves that she deserves an honorary doctorate in "How To Look Like An Asshole-omics" (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Leighton Feetsters new music video - Just Jared

Liza Minnelli and her stunning pre-op eyebrows march in Paris' Gay Pride parade - Towleroad

Crack rock with you - Hollywood Tuna

That dress makes Jessica Simpson look like she should join her boyfriend's team as their new linebacker - Popsugar

The Transformers Cliff Notes, because you should spend your money on more important things like donuts...and dildos - Cityrag

Isabel Lucas is purdy - Egotastic!

What years upon years of cokey use can do to your brain - Defamer

You know Solange made Beyonce's shoes during craft hour in the basement - Lainey Gossip

If Barney and Daisy Buchanan had an Ecstasy baby - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


madam s.'s picture

That Isabel Lucas girl looks just like that Kristen girl who's playing Joan Jett, but with light hair.

islandgirl's picture

What an asshat.

loozer's picture

The Transformers Cliff Notes, because you should spend your money on more important things like donuts...and dildos

"Donuts and Dildos", that could be the subtitle for Rosie O'Donnell's autobiography.

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freebird's picture

Not the first time CaCa has had a hair pie on her. I wish it was covering more of her face.

suckandfuck's picture

fuck I used to be such a Bret Easton Ellis fan too :(

Deb's picture

I wish Lady Gaga would try as hard to create listenable music as she does to dress outrageously.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

DiamondDawg's picture

Izzat Britney behind her to the left of the photo?

Mother Superior's picture

My colleague just came back from Glastonbury and said Lily sucked. And my colleague is not a complainer....

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

DiamondDawg's picture

Daisy Buchanan! F. Scott F.

DiamondDawg's picture

MK or the admin keep trying to work the bear ad in. Every time it comes on the site slows down. POOR BEARS!!

DeeDee's picture

Bret Easton Ellis musta mixed his coke with starter fluid to think "The Hills" is a modern masterpiece.

LMFAO MK! Barney and Daisy Buchanan!

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Mother Superior's picture

YAY! Isabel Lucas. Always thought she looked nice, but from judging her acting at Home& Away...not so much. Anyway, at least she seems sober :)

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

mharker's picture

Of course Bret Easton Ellis loves the Hills. It's as shallow as most of his work is without all the drugs and shock value.

Salem13's picture

Isabel "gigantic head" Lucas is not attractive. And her tan in Transformers was whore-ific.

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WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

she tries too hard to not be able to cover up her damn face.